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ELYMAXiimus:
he took my words too serious... Nd besides it was outside NL... You should also file a complaint to the mods, accusing him of harrassing you...
He broke 2 of NL's rules...

No problems really..I just chill

ELYMAXiimus:
Tiffanee.. Did you try to mail me?

I did not mail you why would I

ELYMAXiimus:
sorry miss.. Mik will pay for all the pain he's caused you.

We we're just trading words on fb....

You were just trading words?
No problem

ELYMAXiimus:
Buttchick

What did I do to you..to deserve all of this??

kr0ne:
I won't beat on this any further. But I still maintain that Tifanee is fake

Okay

Mukina2 front page please

gottoboy:
Mikuz cool for starters, did you see the link ipost minutes ago Download the rap battle freestyle beat jump O̶̲̥̅n ιts .... D.ope

http://makhits.com/produce-a-4-tracker-ep-shoot-a-viral-video-with-just-2000/
Just incase you missed it.

The duration is short

SOjaTHug:
Downloaded.... Listens to half ....... Deletes sharply

SMH seriously

[size=25pt]believe me it's very important to start with VOCAL [/size]

Enegod:
na wood you wan climb?
[size=15pt]Don't worry I will allow you to climb the wood while i climb the tree ..[/size]

Your girl is seeing this

Tymax:
Die for you? So that other guys will date you?

[size=25pt]I wish you were this man[/size]

Enegod:
She never tried to help Jack, just let his ignorant a** freeze..
That is not love

sir that is the true definition of love we've been hearing and talking about

How many of you boys would allow us to climb the only wood in this earth..If GOD DECIDES to destroy the world with water again

Kennywills7:
With d way guys are complaining dat Nigerian girls are selfish, i wonder if anyone will like to die for dem



Runs out of thread

Are we really selfish?
Remember you promised her your love..
Just imagine your wedded wife seeing this how do you expect her to feel

richommie:
lol. . .wanted u to teach me something.

you see that bold black A with the arrow downward just click on it..it will show size=8 TYPE IN BETWEEN THE BRACKET

You can change the figure to 30 the bolder you want it to be

[size=8pt][/size]

TODAY was my day off at work..feeling lonely with the cable down.. I looked into my closet and saw some of my old DVD movies..inserted the disc and Titanic happens to be the first selection..

watching this film for 2hours with tears dripping from my eyes..I was like [size=25pt]does this kind of love exist??[/size]

[size=20pt]how many of our boy friends here in Nigeria can DIE for us the way Jack did??[/size]

richommie:
tifanee . .baby. .teach me how to do dat bolded stuff!

[size=29pt]what are you doing here?? [/size]

baslone:
I'm sorry to say- No be Dubai you go!!!

An agent has scammed you

Go check your passport again.

Fool
[size=20pt]I said have been to sharjah one of the 7 emirates ln uae.in which Dubia is one of them...okay[/size]

Broke ass stockers

ollah1:
See this one that is begging for Somalia visa

[size=20pt]have been in uae twice...sharjah to be precise.so how would I beg for a visa??

Dubia is just crap..[/size]

angelTI:
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

[size=20pt]same with me...I feel weird[/size]

There is nothing interesting about dubia it just filled with Moslem who lives in proverti

Precioussilas10:
from experience?

yeah

ECLIPZE:
Lets be sincere.
________________
________________Phenom
________________yung6ix
________________poe
________________blaqbonez
________________stinstuntz
________________erigga
________________boogie
________________oladips
________________
________________
_______________who got the dopest and confusing pun and metaphors? Mine is yung6ix, poe, erigga, phenom and stinstuntz.

[size=30pt]like I heard they all stole their puns and metals from here,,,so none of then is dope [/size]

Illmayor:
LWKM....wat does dat mean? :-/

[size=20pt]laugh won kill me [/size]

Greenlandncom:
You can! Simple determination and focus on giving your life a purposeful direction with the help of prayer will do it. It could be a spiritual or psychological challenge. If you started it, then you can stop it.

[size=50pt]affirmative[/size]

AmazingDude:
Excuse me, are you addicted to it?

[size=20pt]gosh not me ooooo
But have known people who are okay [/size]

tooltip:
lol why ma?

[size=35pt]it's an addiction, something been part of you...that can't be change[/size]

You need GOD

[size=35pt]believe me sir, it is almost impossible to quit[/size]

disam:
I AM A STRANGER IN NIGERIA BUT I HAVE SEEN THAT NIGERIA HAS A LONG WAY TO GO. PARTICULARLY IN LIBERATING THEIR MIND SET.
WHY BREACHING IS TOO MUCH

Your from Burkina faso?

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jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

[size=35pt]you call your pics handsome smh[/size]

VickyyB:
Kind of

your face look familiar