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Education / Re: Fake Degree: “I’m Worried Over My Safety”, Says Undercover Journalist, Umar Audu by Timagex(m): 10:08pm On Jan 06
Why did he show his face knowing the kind of country he is in?

Go into hiding bro! Men mount o!!

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Timagex(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06
While okocha is there upholding betting and ruining lives.

This guy is the equivalent of Ahmed musa. Good man!!




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Family / Re: Man Unable To Marry His Benue Girlfriend With ₦600,000 As Her Family Wants ₦1.2M by Timagex(m): 1:33pm On Jan 06
ecolime:
Marriage list alone cheesy

And proper wedding costs still dey there.

My Pre-wedding shoot, main photography (Engagement and church), Photobook, 2 picture frames plus video coverage cost N70k just 10 years ago.

But things have changed now. Wifey took my son for birthday shoot few days ago. N40k for just 8 pictures. E-copies ooo shocked

No wonder our young men are no longer getting married.

I feel for guys of nowadays.

As a photographer, I can confirm that, this is true. It's not funny out there o.

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Autos / Re: Is Corolla Becoming The New Honda Accord? by Timagex(m): 10:54pm On Jan 05
The Corrola weh go soon become 10 million..



😂😁

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Family / Re: At What Age Should A Father Stop Bathing His Daughter? by Timagex(m): 8:38pm On Jan 05
We4all:


He doesn't need to wash down there because it isn't necessary for her age. He can just splash water on it and that's all. The reason female adults wash down there is because of the things that go in there and of course comes out.


😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Sports / Re: Why Multichoice Lost Out In Race For AFCON Broadcast Rights by Timagex(m): 7:59am On Jan 05
aspabay:


Do you know that people in the UK cannot watch premiership on FTA TV?

By the way, Afrcuans wi watch AFCON. Only that it wi not be shown on Dstv


Wahala dey everywhere...
Sports / Re: Why Multichoice Lost Out In Race For AFCON Broadcast Rights by Timagex(m): 8:30pm On Jan 04
Imagine, African countries cannot watch African cup of nations! 😁



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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Beats Otto Wallin: Deontay Wilder Outboxed By Joseph Parker(video by Timagex(m): 4:07pm On Dec 24, 2023
SALLYBERRY01:
otto in fast and furious 9

congratulation omo iye mi

Who is Otto in fast and furious9?
Car Talk / Re: 3.9m For 2005 Corolla: Is It Really Worth It? by Timagex(m): 12:11am On Dec 24, 2023
This is December2023. The Corrola (tokunbo) is now worth 6.5million.

God is great..

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Family / Re: Security Tips During The Christmas Celebration by Timagex(m): 11:16am On Dec 23, 2023
If you must eat chicken, avoid traditional chickens. This is because, for you to be able to catch a traditional chicken, all your neighbors must join you to chase it. 😁


Be wise. 😎





I am a creative fashion and wedding photographer...😊

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Autos / Re: Thoughts On Buying An Acura MDX 2010-2013 In 2024? by Timagex(m): 6:55pm On Dec 22, 2023
JustSprung:


They do look nice, better than RAV-4 of the same year but sheesh, way out of budget

I hate this particular crv ehn....the shape irks me...

Apologies to CRv owners o. 😁

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Food / Re: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by Timagex(m): 6:38pm On Dec 22, 2023
In case it reaches the promised land, I am a very creative wedding photographer o.


Holla....
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Jerry Amilo Trends As He Debuts New Look (pic/video) by Timagex(m): 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2023
Bleaching and body odour are 5 and 6.
Politics / Re: Agunloye: EFCC Arrests Wanted Ex-minister, Releases Him On Bail A Week After by Timagex(m): 9:13pm On Dec 21, 2023
Gabbriell:



It was taken down by the owners of the server hosting the website.

The reason for taking down the website was a case of human right abuse which was reported by a user to the owner of the website.

Because the owner failed to do anything about it, the user forwarded the case the the domain providers. They were the ones who took down the website.

I feel seun should at least create a thread addressing the issue.

He should not just abandon it and start doing shalaye on x...
Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Think This Car Is Worth? by Timagex(m): 11:58pm On Dec 16, 2023
onlinediva:


You understand it well; the car is in Abuja.

The 1.3M you mentioned is the price of roughly used Peugeot 206 with abused manual transmission. To shock you, manual tokunbo Peugeot 206 is now 3M while automatic is now 3.4M upward depending on the options it has.

I intentionally went pricing tokunbo automatic Peugeot 206 in Abuja yesterday and one tokunbo automatic with basic options with 175k km is said to be 3.8M last while I saw one which has been painted is said to be 3.5M

I then asked for the price of tokunbo Peugeot 206 with full option like mine, and they said 4.5M upward.

Oh....I see. Truly, i based my price projection based on used ones.

I prefer the 307 tho. 😎
Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Think This Car Is Worth? by Timagex(m): 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2023
The Peugeot206 is a reliable, small and highly fuel efficient car. But, sadly, it does not hold much weight price wise in Nigeria.

It is a signature car for young military folks and as such, it is most popular in Kaduna, kano and abuja, where military bases abound.

The most an average Nigerian can buy it is 1.3m. That is on the assumption that, it is very neat and faultless.

My advice: since it is a very low economy car, register it for e ehailing car services.

Bless up..

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Health / Re: Four UK Health Workers Jailed For Abusing Elderly Patient by Timagex(m): 9:58pm On Dec 15, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
Charity begins at home. Ise ile lo ba won de ita


😁😁😁

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Autos / Re: ❌❌SOLD OUT ❌❌ Foreign Used Toyota Corolla 2001 (ash) For Sale ❌❌ SOLD OUT ❌❌ by Timagex(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2023
I will pay 7m for it. 😎

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Car Talk / Re: Choose Between Lexus ES300 2004 And Camry Muscle 2009 by Timagex(m): 6:25pm On Dec 13, 2023
Hydronium:


That's amazing 😍

Thanks boss...

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Sports / Re: Which Of This Ex-super Eagles Players Deserved A CAF Footballer Of The Yr Award by Timagex(m): 1:45pm On Dec 13, 2023
Yakubu aigbeni should win it...

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Car Talk / Re: Ibadan Danfo And Micra Drivers Use Water In Place Of Brake Fluid� by Timagex(m): 1:44pm On Dec 13, 2023
AutoConsult:

Don't do that one o. Dem get bad mouth. Dem fit curse you😂😂😂 Only speak up if you catch them in act or hear them boasting about it.

That's my point. 😁

You wantu argue with Ibadan driver? 😂😂
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Law On Overtaking Police Convoy? Was I Wrong? by Timagex(m): 1:38pm On Dec 13, 2023
That car looks like the zdx. 😎
Its a monster on wheels.
Congratulations on your safety, op.
The law men in Nigeria are the most lawless.
Car Talk / Re: Choose Between Lexus ES300 2004 And Camry Muscle 2009 by Timagex(m): 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2023
What do you mean by "the Lexus is sleeker"


That Lexus is one of the most ugly looking Lexus cars around here. The interior and driving dynamics is dope tho. That Camry, especially the sport version is one sexy car. 😎

Fuel consumption wise, the Lexus has a 3.0 litre v6 engine churning out 210 horses.

The Camry has two variants. The four cylinder has 2.4 litre engine while the v6 is a 3.5 liter engine churning out 275 ponies. 😎

The Camry will be easier to maintain generally. But, if you can look beyond the ugly boat like shape of the Lexus, its one amazing car.


Bless up...

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Car Talk / Re: Ibadan Danfo And Micra Drivers Use Water In Place Of Brake Fluid� by Timagex(m): 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2023
So, we should just tell a random Micra driver that has used many hours in hot harmattan sun to open his bonnet because we want to check his fluids? 😁😁
Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Wins CAF Female Goalkeeper Of The Year 2023 by Timagex(m): 11:52pm On Dec 11, 2023
Super eagles should rent her asap. Let her be manning the goal post for us.
Romance / Re: What Do You See In This Picture by Timagex(m): 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2023
Amaka disappointed him. 😁

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Car Talk / Re: Car Advice For A Woman by Timagex(m): 10:03pm On Dec 08, 2023
A dodge hell cat should suffice...

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Politics / Re: DSS Raid: Igboho Denies Turning Into Cat To Escape Arrest by Timagex(m): 9:31pm On Dec 07, 2023
UptownVibes:
He who fights and run away,live to fight another day.. He would have long be dead and forgotten.. Assassin come your house ,and you got means to escape ,you go still wait? Cat or pussy,the freedom fighter is still alive

You are right tho. The people he was fighting for even abandoned him...
Health / Re: My D&C Experience.... Pls Advice Me by Timagex(m): 6:24pm On Dec 07, 2023
You assumed we all knew what D and C is....
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Timagex(m): 6:18pm On Dec 07, 2023
whippersnapper:
He might not be an undercover agent. some people are psychically wierd. I use to have a room mate in my university days. We were like 10 in the hostel. from what i saw the guy is clairvoyant. He could foretell the future. He said that one of us will die. He usually say it jokingly directing to the guy. and one of our room mate who was going to NYSC camp died in a motor crash. The other one he said was among us one will be a governor. I still dey wonder which one of us.

Chief, when you finally become a governor, remember me in your kingdom o. 😁


Na me first ask o...😎
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Timagex(m): 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
Franzinni:
I know a guy who was electrical engineering in one university in the north some 17 years back , Steven was his name... He had no family to speak off, he had a gaunt look about him like he will fit perfectly as a member of the Adams family... Anyway, one day we got talking and then he started going through his survival mechanism and how he was able to fund his education... He told me he built a shrine in the bush along Lagos Ibadan express and started posing as a witch doctor ... Lo and behold he began to tell me how people patronize him for money rituals and how he uses the soap washing technique, where he shows them a bowl of black soap rolled into balls and then he soaks one which he has already put money inside and then recite some incantations and viola he pulls out the money from the blackened water ... Then gives the victim the bowl of black soap and also heaps alot of dos and don't to the point that he will be sure that the victim will forget a couple .. and then they go home and wash all the soap and nothing comes out, they come back and he asks them if they did everything he ordered and once they agree to missing one, then he will tell them they need a cleansing ritual or they will die ... Then he bills them for the second round haha ... But strangely he told me how barren women would come to him and he would tell them that they are healed and like a miracle, they will return to give thanks pregnant .... He told me many other things but let me stop here ... Yeah before I go.. you won't believe this guy is always reading his bible on campus and quoting bible verses on a spiricoco cruise.

If this is true, then, the guy must be a real nnigga...😁😁

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