Bola and a 35 year old man, was driving in his
Prado Jeep with his friend, Tommy.
Along a
stretch of a deserted road somewhere in
Lagos, the car suddenly jerked and stopped.
Bola and Tommy looked at each other.
Bola
tried the ignition but the car kept
spluttering. He opened his door and as he
got out of the car, his foot got caught in his
'Agbada' and he fell flat on his face, knocked
out senseless.
Tommy ran to him and tried to revive him.
Bola was still breathing but he needed help
fast. Tommy squinted his eyes and saw a
signboard; 'GRACE HOSPITAL' up the street.
Tommy ran the few metres to the hospital.
He fell twice on the ground but managed to
get to the hospital, panting. As he burst into
the reception, startling the nurses, he
panted urgently.
"Sir, what is wrong with you?'' One of the
nurses asked in alarm.
TOMMY: (Panting) My... My friend...
Bola...Bola...Bola... is... is...
One of the nurses shouted 'EBOLA' and the
hospital was empty in a twinkle of an eye
(the two doctors on duty, the cleaners,
Matron, security men and even a patient
who had just been operated on and was still
groggy from the anaesthesia, jumped
through windows, doors and balconies

1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry
her... What's the
essence of doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write WAEC?

2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of
us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair,
daniella, expression or even darling yaki.

3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, morethan
1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day. NEVER GIVE UP ON
UR DREAMS

4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9yrs and you didn't
marry her, pls you
have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in
8yrs.. You all are birds of a feather.

5. If you remain in good terms with your landlord, you won't have
reason to build
your own house. Stop being a tenant: Quarrel with him today.

6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the
mother of a dead child.

7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, its not like
they care.. They
just want to be sure you're not doing better than them.

8. You're tired of being single? Why don't you test God by buying
a wedding gown
and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you.

well...i believe him

Hav u ever wondered y foreigners av trouble wif d eng language?

Lets face it
English z a stupid language o

There z no egg in d eggplant
No ham in d hamburger
Neither pine nor apple in d pineapple
English muffins wer nt invented in england
French fries wer nt invented in france
We sumtyms tk english for granted buh wen we examine its paradoxes we find dat

Quicksand tks u down slowly
Boxing rings r square
And a guinea pig z neither frm guinea nor is it a pig

If writers write,hw cums fingers dnt fing
If the plural of tooth z teeth,shudnt d plural of phone booth b phone beeth
If d teacher taught,y didnt d preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables.den wah d heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do pple recite @ a play nd yet play @ a recital

You av to marvel @ dis unique lunacy
Of a language wea a house can burn up as it burns down
And in wic u fill a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes

English was invented by ppl,not computers n it reflects d creativity of d human race....

That z y
Wen d stars r out,dy r visible
But when d lights are out,dy r invisible
And why z it dat wen i wind up my watch,it starts
But when i wind down dis conversation.it ends
ENGLISH NA DIE