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Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by Timalina(f): 10:13am On Feb 18, 2015 |
following bro.....more grease to ur elbow |
Jokes Etc / See Wetn Ebola Cause by Timalina(f): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Bola and a 35 year old man, was driving in his Prado Jeep with his friend, Tommy. Along a stretch of a deserted road somewhere in Lagos, the car suddenly jerked and stopped. Bola and Tommy looked at each other. Bola tried the ignition but the car kept spluttering. He opened his door and as he got out of the car, his foot got caught in his 'Agbada' and he fell flat on his face, knocked out senseless. Tommy ran to him and tried to revive him. Bola was still breathing but he needed help fast. Tommy squinted his eyes and saw a signboard; 'GRACE HOSPITAL' up the street. Tommy ran the few metres to the hospital. He fell twice on the ground but managed to get to the hospital, panting. As he burst into the reception, startling the nurses, he panted urgently. "Sir, what is wrong with you?'' One of the nurses asked in alarm. TOMMY: (Panting) My... My friend... Bola...Bola...Bola... is... is... One of the nurses shouted 'EBOLA' and the hospital was empty in a twinkle of an eye (the two doctors on duty, the cleaners, Matron, security men and even a patient who had just been operated on and was still groggy from the anaesthesia, jumped through windows, doors and balconies |
Jokes Etc / Some Random Advice by Timalina(f): 8:44am On Aug 06, 2014 |
1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry her... What's the essence of doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write WAEC? 2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair, daniella, expression or even darling yaki. 3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, morethan 1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day. NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS 4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9yrs and you didn't marry her, pls you have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in 8yrs.. You all are birds of a feather. 5. If you remain in good terms with your landlord, you won't have reason to build your own house. Stop being a tenant: Quarrel with him today. 6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the mother of a dead child. 7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, its not like they care.. They just want to be sure you're not doing better than them. 8. You're tired of being single? Why don't you test God by buying a wedding gown and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you. |
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Is Behind Chibok Abduction – Tinubu by Timalina(f): 8:26am On Aug 06, 2014 |
well...i believe him 3 Likes |
Education / English Language Sef by Timalina(f): 10:42am On Aug 05, 2014 |
Hav u ever wondered y foreigners av trouble wif d eng language? Lets face it English z a stupid language o There z no egg in d eggplant No ham in d hamburger Neither pine nor apple in d pineapple English muffins wer nt invented in england French fries wer nt invented in france We sumtyms tk english for granted buh wen we examine its paradoxes we find dat Quicksand tks u down slowly Boxing rings r square And a guinea pig z neither frm guinea nor is it a pig If writers write,hw cums fingers dnt fing If the plural of tooth z teeth,shudnt d plural of phone booth b phone beeth If d teacher taught,y didnt d preacher praught If a vegetarian eats vegetables.den wah d heck does a humanitarian eat? Why do pple recite @ a play nd yet play @ a recital You av to marvel @ dis unique lunacy Of a language wea a house can burn up as it burns down And in wic u fill a form by filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes English was invented by ppl,not computers n it reflects d creativity of d human race.... That z y Wen d stars r out,dy r visible But when d lights are out,dy r invisible And why z it dat wen i wind up my watch,it starts But when i wind down dis conversation.it ends ENGLISH NA DIE 1 Like |
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