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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Timekeeper: 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2020
preciousele:
. alright sir
I replied ur mail
Technology Market › Re: Iphone 7plus 128gb Going Cheap by Timekeeper: 3:02pm On Sep 23, 2020
Cypher19:
agege
105k firm
Sorry bro.. The one that has wifi sef was still sold for 100k.. No fault talkless of no wifi..

Ur price is too high
Travel › Re: U.S WWII Plane That Crashed In 1944 Emerges From Melting Glacier In Iceland(Pic) by Timekeeper: 2:58pm On Sep 23, 2020
Explorer is the bomb..

Man of his own style wey no dey copy anybody.. Very innovative post


E get one guy wey wan be Slawormir wannabe, enupad.an, all his post always no point....

Notin reasonable


Nice one explorer, better people dey benefit from ur post..
Politics › Re: Buhari Presides Over Weekly FEC Virtual Meeting In Abuja (Photos) by Timekeeper: 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2020
See Osinbaba.. Great man

Our next president 2023 grin grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Man Lures Ex-girlfriend He Impregnated, Sells Her Twins For N150,000 (pic) by Timekeeper: 11:34am On Sep 23, 2020
ArcSEMPECJ:
Answer the question or keep mute......
We @ don't argue with swine
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by Timekeeper: 11:32am On Sep 23, 2020
NobleAngell:
if only they know the location
D place dey for ilupeju, Lagos mainland..

People now no the place....
Crime › Re: Man Lures Ex-girlfriend He Impregnated, Sells Her Twins For N150,000 (pic) by Timekeeper: 11:29am On Sep 23, 2020
ArcSEMPECJ:
Because of the love you have for Anambra People, you forgot to digest the story well and know the baby seller is from IMO STATE .......

But come to think of it......if one sells a baby in Anambra to make money after which the baby will still be in good health........

And another kidnaps and takes the child to OGUN STATE to kill and use for money rituals........

Which of them is an Abominationhuh??
Imagine supporting baby trading again... Chai
Education › Re: LASU College Of Medicine Management Throws Out Students’ Belongings From Hostels by Timekeeper: 9:30am On Sep 23, 2020
Maka why na.

If the students were notified long b4 now, then it is the fault of the students..

Some are just stubborn sha
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Timekeeper: 9:29am On Sep 23, 2020
Telsidelake:
You can check out my posts on dollar denominated investments.
Okay boss
Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Donates House, N20M To Late Col. D.C. Bako’s Wife, Children by Timekeeper: 8:16am On Sep 23, 2020
See as northerners dey give their people better treatment...

If na south now, them go ignore the family
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by Timekeeper: 8:15am On Sep 23, 2020
tillaman:
I suspected that all along though but what diff does it make when we all know he is still winning no doubt!!
Laycon my neighbour grin
Liar, he is my twin brother.. We don't know u grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by Timekeeper: 8:12am On Sep 23, 2020
uchaymart:
All lies.. He's come up with another strategy to gain more votes because its some days to the finale.

Why didnt he tell us this story when all of the 20 HMs were asked to tell about themselves??
#NengiBBNaijaWinner
As your whor.e who went to suck dick on a national TV Don comot, Ozo from superion to simperion grin cheesy grin.. No bad feelings Sha, I liked Ozo but I hate how he behaves like rat gum.


From who.re Erica, u jumped to Ozo the Simp, now u don jump to Nengi again.. U this Boi...

Are you a FROG?


solmus:
huh


Eyah

No wonder he was smiling when Erica was insulting him that he looks like a mop stick...

He knows people body shaming him don't know his story


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Hater, must u mention the bolded... show us how u look.. U wunt even get form to buy talkless of getting to auditioning..

Let's see how u look
Health › Re: Natural Man Power Booster by Timekeeper: 7:25am On Sep 23, 2020
mirabel9:
lol,
thank you sir.
Mirabel chioma okorie will be the next big thing soon
I remembered asking for ur number, pls send me now and delete after u acknowledge it
Family › Re: Rich Humphreys: 6-Month-Old Baby Breaks World Record For Youngest Water Skier by Timekeeper: 5:49am On Sep 23, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Oyinbo people can mumu...you tie person leg join a wooden board..... begin dragg am..you dey call am record

Why you nor throw am for inside water as my ijaw and urhuobo parents dey do their children
Guy why u never create any topic since u Don dey nairaland
Christianity Etc › As A Christian, Is Different Kinds Of Sex Styles Allowed? by Timekeeper(op): 5:47am On Sep 23, 2020
I mean as a christian ooo, not Sunday Sunday Christians, I want to ask some questions?

Sexual styles like doggy, 69, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, operation back end, spooning, Mouth Action, rim job, head giving, are these styles allowed btw couples in a godly marriage ?

Is missionary style the only style allowed by God??

MariahAngel pls come oo

Bukatyne pls come. Dominique u too come oo.. Ishlove nko, where u dey

Seun Mynd44 lalasticlala pls come in
Family › Re: SEE REASON why Nigerian men wunt even consider Vasectomy Now Or Later?? by Timekeeper(op): 5:43am On Sep 23, 2020
MariahAngel

As a Christian and a catholic that you are, can I ask a question?

Is doggy, spooning, 69, cowgirl, joko le iso (siddown on top nail style ) allowed btw couples??
Family › Re: SEE REASON why Nigerian men wunt even consider Vasectomy Now Or Later?? by Timekeeper(op): 5:39am On Sep 23, 2020
bioemmy:
Being permanent means it must be done with proper consent with one's wife and after serious thinking.
Preferably, when the kids are matured.
Devil is wicked.
Satan siddown jeje, this one go call am again grin grin grin


calmG:
I've always hated other means of contraception except the permanent methods like vasectomy or tubal ligation, but
I will rather have my wife do tubal ligation, it's better for the family grin
ednut1:
Guys will make ladies use postinor , do abortions, used invasive birth control etc. But wont near anything like vasectomy or sperm killers. I blame women una no just get sense hahaha
jekagadura:
A spiritual Christian does not bother about these issues...because he effect the necessary adjustment in the spirit but the carnal man, well, happy mutilation ohhh!
Pastor grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by Timekeeper: 5:37am On Sep 23, 2020
jaydeevaa:
I think this is a welcome development...men should also be responsible for family planning. it should not just be the women. Family planning methods for women have proven to be life threatening...with side effects like causing obesity, cervical cancer, bleeding, high blood pressure among others...if vasectomy doesn't exactly pose a threat to the life and wellbeing of a man, then it should be welcomed.
It poses prostrate cancer to men
Family › Re: SEE REASON why Nigerian men wunt even consider Vasectomy Now Or Later?? by Timekeeper(op): 5:35am On Sep 23, 2020
MrTAnonymous:
Oh boy! This men are strong oo. shocked
I can't do that. What if the case arise in the future and I need to have more kids? What if my wife divorces me and I remarry and I need a kid with my woman? What if my kids die and I have no option than to procreate? What will I do? undecided So I can't do it, thank you, Next!!!

Incase you don't know na me talk
This one Don dey imagine bad bad things already grin grin grin grin grin

Divorce, another man pikin and death


okeyben10:
angry
Imagine having a vasectomy after 4 kids.

Ten years later you discover non of d kids are yours cheesy

Lol.
When it comes to birth control, i hate anything permanent. I hate vasectomy same way i hate hysterectomy.

Leave d balls and the womb where God put am
Dangrace01:
Girls like prick oh choi
Gerrard59:
it's an option for men who love playing away matches: you will not have another child outside your marriage (another cost to finance). Considering how cheap vasectomy is and expensive raising children is, it's the best contraceptive one can think of. As for those using religion to argue against vasectomy, that's total balderdash!
Family › SEE REASON why Nigerian men wunt even consider Vasectomy Now Or Later?? by Timekeeper(op):
Men, do u see yourself going through knife and scarpel bcox u want to do family planning?

Women, would you advise your husband take a surgery rather than you?

See funny reaction grin grin grin grin grin grin from men on nairaland

YourCoffin:
Good luck to those who want to mutilate their Gbola. I cherish mine the way it is. Besides, a new study has also revealed that vasectomy increases the risk of prostate cancer in men.

Since black men are more prone to prostate cancer than other races, I don't think any black man should be considering vasectomy. The white men that always find ways to kill themselves can have it.
crackhaus:
Mehn fück this shit, no scalpel or surgical knife is going anywhere near my balls.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif
This is the Funniest comment ever grin grin grin grin. Nice one crack haus


Liposure:
How can i tamper with my organ when there are better and friendlier ways of avoiding pregnancy. Can't happen. I cherish my instrument
Mynd44:
Going by the side-effects of birthcontrols on women (hormonal, weight issues) vasectomy is something I have had my sight into for a long while. After a certain number of children, get it done and have peace. If I want any other offspring by force, adoption is the way.
Someone shud pls tell Mynd4.4 that I am part of his village people... I will never allow that vasectomy work for him.... Even if he work for everyone, Vasectomy no go work for mynd..

This guy banned me for 8 months and some week consecutively
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by Timekeeper: 5:23am On Sep 23, 2020
crackhaus:
Mehn fück this shit, no scalpel or surgical knife is going anywhere near my balls.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funniest ever grin grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by Timekeeper: 5:22am On Sep 23, 2020
crackhaus:
Mehn fück this shit, no scalpel or surgical knife is going anywhere near my balls.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funniest eber grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Debts: How Each Nigerian Owes ₦155,000 by Timekeeper: 5:04am On Sep 23, 2020
Dem no bank well make dem remove 5 naira from my account and tell me it is to pay Nigeria debt.....

Dem no born them well

Gtb if dem born una well, charge me 5 naira peren and una go see drama.

Access bank, I no kuku get money but una must not touch my kobo sef.

Firstbank, I know my acct is dormant but my 893 naira and some kobo, if dem Born una well, Make una try touch am..

Una go see madess
Health › Re: Natural Man Power Booster by Timekeeper: 3:52am On Sep 23, 2020
mirabel9:
still available
U shud enroll in the next season of BBN


Ur beauty if added with good attitude may get you to last 5...

Dont you think so Mirabel

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