Car Talk › Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Timileyin(op): 2:43pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
FP please |
Car Talk › If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Timileyin(op): 2:27pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".
- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.
- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.
- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.
- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.
- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again
- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,
- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.
What do you think? |
Technology Market › Re: Our Biologically Engineered Bussiness Monitoring / Attendance Tracking System by Timileyin(op): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
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Technology Market › Re: Fuel Management & Monitoring GPS Technology by Timileyin(op): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
We are the first to offer this in nigeria |
Technology Market › Re: Biometric Ls9 Fingerprint + Password Door Lock by Timileyin(op): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
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Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:47pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Ac chilling |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 8:54am On Jan 12, 2016 |
still avalible |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
still dey |
Romance › Re: The Untold Story Of 'runs Girls' In Ikeja Computer Village by Timileyin(m): 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
How does this affect thd price of Maggi in the market |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:38pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Still dey reduced price |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:58pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Serious buys should call  |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:58pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Serious buys should call |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 11:33pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
stilll available, and i want just serious buyers abeg no wine me for phone please |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:11pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
seyionab: I am willing to offer you 750k if every thing is in perfect condition. E.g 1. if the timing belt and fan belt is in perfect condition 2. Coils 3. If it has never overheated. Contact me 08023140130 its in perfect other |
Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Timileyin(m): 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
But why will u have a Nite stand in the village |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
Thanks for replying him |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 12:53am On Dec 28, 2015 |
donpizzle1: i got 550k sir....can u send me more pic on whatsapp 08161112846. Am interested. Oga Abeg find your grade go front |
Fashion › Re: My Friend Keeps Her Cream In The Freezer, Just Wondering, Is It Right? by Timileyin(op): 8:54am On Dec 25, 2015 |
But does it really make sense |
Fashion › My Friend Keeps Her Cream In The Freezer, Just Wondering, Is It Right? by Timileyin(op): 7:37pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
My friend keeps her cream in the Freezer, just wondering, Is it right? |
Politics › Re: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by Timileyin(m): 8:36am On Dec 23, 2015 |
this will be for the people of ekiti alone... mad man turn prophet |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 8:20am On Dec 23, 2015 |
dey= |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 7:50am On Dec 23, 2015 |
still avalable for pick up... |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 7:52am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Still dey  |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 12:36pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Sa |
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:42am On Dec 19, 2015 |
Still available |
Autos › Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 8:03am On Dec 18, 2015*. Modified: 11:46am On Jan 21, 2016 |
in perfect order, no electrical, gear or engine issues. Buy and drive. Year: 2008, first body, AC working, 08138316169, it does not have a tint permit but you can pull out the tint if u dont want.
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Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Going today |
Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 8:21am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Q on[sub][/sub] |
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Looks Dapper In New Photos by Timileyin(m): 8:39am On Dec 14, 2015 |
chibwike: Are they married? No, they are shooing a move? mtchew! |
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Holds Thanksgiving In Church After His Coronation[photos] by Timileyin(m): 8:00am On Dec 14, 2015 |
after using 21 heads and 50 virgins for initiation sacrifice... you couldn't help but thank God. |
Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 7:50am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Still available, call for any negotiation if you are serious |
Health › Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by Timileyin(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
This one na magu o, aka thunder bolt. NA person wife screw |