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Car Talk › Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Timileyin(op): 2:43pm On Jan 12, 2016
FP please
Car Talk › If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Timileyin(op): 2:27pm On Jan 12, 2016
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?
Technology Market › Re: Our Biologically Engineered Bussiness Monitoring / Attendance Tracking System by Timileyin(op): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
call 08138316169 or visit crystalhills.org
Technology Market › Re: Fuel Management & Monitoring GPS Technology by Timileyin(op): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
We are the first to offer this in nigeria
Technology Market › Re: Biometric Ls9 Fingerprint + Password Door Lock by Timileyin(op): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2016
call 08138316169 or visit crystalhills.org
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:47pm On Jan 12, 2016
Ac chilling
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 8:54am On Jan 12, 2016
still avalible
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2016
still dey
Romance › Re: The Untold Story Of 'runs Girls' In Ikeja Computer Village by Timileyin(m): 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2016
How does this affect thd price of Maggi in the market
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Still dey reduced price
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
Serious buys should call sad kiss
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
Serious buys should call
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 11:33pm On Dec 29, 2015
stilll available, and i want just serious buyers abeg no wine me for phone please
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 3:11pm On Dec 29, 2015
seyionab:
I am willing to offer you 750k if every thing is in perfect condition.
E.g
1. if the timing belt and fan belt is in perfect condition
2. Coils
3. If it has never overheated.
Contact me 08023140130
its in perfect other
Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Timileyin(m): 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2015
But why will u have a Nite stand in the village
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
Thanks for replying him
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 12:53am On Dec 28, 2015
donpizzle1:
i got 550k sir....can u send me more pic on whatsapp 08161112846. Am interested.
Oga Abeg find your grade go front
Fashion › Re: My Friend Keeps Her Cream In The Freezer, Just Wondering, Is It Right? by Timileyin(op): 8:54am On Dec 25, 2015
But does it really make sense
Fashion › My Friend Keeps Her Cream In The Freezer, Just Wondering, Is It Right? by Timileyin(op): 7:37pm On Dec 24, 2015
My friend keeps her cream in the Freezer, just wondering, Is it right?
Politics › Re: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by Timileyin(m): 8:36am On Dec 23, 2015
this will be for the people of ekiti alone... mad man turn prophet
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 8:20am On Dec 23, 2015
dey=
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 7:50am On Dec 23, 2015
still avalable for pick up...
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 7:52am On Dec 20, 2015
Still dey lipsrsealed
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 12:36pm On Dec 19, 2015
Sa
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op): 1:42am On Dec 19, 2015
Still available
Autos › Clean Sharp Volkswagen Jetta 2008 - 650k (Low millage Bought Brand new) by Timileyin(op):
in perfect order, no electrical, gear or engine issues. Buy and drive. Year: 2008, first body, AC working, 08138316169, it does not have a tint permit but you can pull out the tint if u dont want.

Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2015
Going today
Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 8:21am On Dec 15, 2015
Q on[sub][/sub]
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Looks Dapper In New Photos by Timileyin(m): 8:39am On Dec 14, 2015
chibwike:
Are they married?
No, they are shooing a move? mtchew!
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Holds Thanksgiving In Church After His Coronation[photos] by Timileyin(m): 8:00am On Dec 14, 2015
after using 21 heads and 50 virgins for initiation sacrifice... you couldn't help but thank God.
Autos › Re: sold -- Very Clean Low Millage Benz C320 2005 - 750k (quick Sale) by Timileyin(op): 7:50am On Dec 14, 2015
Still available, call for any negotiation if you are serious
Health › Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by Timileyin(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2015
This one na magu o, aka thunder bolt. NA person wife screw

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