₦airaland Forum

therealdeal10:
Committing one abortion is lyk committing murder bcus u terminated a lyf now talkless of 4 wooww. My advice is 2 beg 4 4gvness 4rm God nd dnt go bak 2 it again.

he has been asking 4 4giveness,but ntin change

myboy2010:
let him commit suicide

only black he-goat like u can advise a friend to commit suicide

xtervaganza:
Made up story.




There are people who have flushed no less than babies down the toilet and nothing happened to them




Go ask about the legendary udoh in ibadan to know what's up

hmmmm.......speaking from experience

ORACLE1975:
k

what is k?

A friend of mine is facing a big problem now he said he has done 3 abortions with his ex girl and one with his present girl now he say when he sleeps he hears disturbing cries ..as if the baby would be lying just close to him ,he will get up and it's just him alone . he also says he keeps dreaming of crying people .. He doesn't know what to do

jidestroud:
First of all, please don't be too quick to judge me. Everyone is in Lagos is simple a walking time bomb of M.adness

On this very Monday in the heart of Lagos, Isolo (Jankade Estate precisely), I was all dressed up in my well ironed White shirt and trouser which i just retrieved from the dry cleaner a day before. i was all good looking and ready to go for a kill; a seminar presentation to sell my business to a group of companies who finally gave me audience that day. i decided to use the public transport to be able to meet up with my appointment for 8am.
Then it happened...
while at the bus-stop waiting to board a bus, this dude drove pass me and splashed muddy water water on me (was a rainy day). Good Lord, I had been covered with red muddy water...badly stained. Sh*t!!! I called out to the dude, he just drove off without saying nothing...not even SORRY (that indeed would have solved everything)
Guess what? there was traffic just ahead.
What my girlfriend said i did wrong!!!
I walked up to his car, He had a good looking lady just beside him...No wonder!!! (luckily for me, the car's windows where down) i bent down, my hands in the red muddy water from the pothole close by, took a handful of mud, my hands through his window, then dropped it on his head. Then i did the obvious...Ran all the way back in the estate

I told my lady and guess what? she thinks me mad!!!
what would i have done?
isn't everyone mad in lagos?

so na u abi......I don catch u 2day

U really went too far...................................................but wait ooooo...u be real bad guy..................I jus dey laff like person wey don craze

At least it is nt for how many times I've had sex, I'd better commit suicide

I'm feeling shhhhhyyyy.......just tipsy sha

Op fall my hand gan sha

Make he dey smoke igbo

One goal and one assist, I think d guy is amazing and should make is senior team debut this season

Muniru ati ambali

Moniru ati ambali

arnoldwilliamz:
yes....only geniuses make firstclass in English. For instance, in my school (UNILAG), the last person that had a firstclass in English was already a charted accountant when she was in 200l and the current one this year is just 22, He's got a B.sc in mass com already and he writes for the Nation newspaper.

noted

arnoldwilliamz:
English should be first....any English firstclass will bag firstclass anywhere else.

even in math?

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jejemanito:
Did I just see medicine and surgery?

You've clearly not been in the system else you would have known that mbbs is declassified

And pls tell that 1990 in your moniker isn't your birth year cause you write like someone who hasn't taken junior waec

thanks dear[email]

jejemanito:
Did I just see medicine and surgery?

You've clearly not been in the system else you would have known that mbbs is declassified

And pls tell that 1990 in your moniker isn't your birth year cause you write like someone who hasn't taken junior waec

thanks dear[/email]

jejemanito:
Did I just see medicine and surgery?

You've clearly not been in the system else you would have known that mbbs is declassified

And pls tell that 1990 in your moniker isn't your birth year cause you write like someone who hasn't taken junior waec

thanks dear

I create this thread in wake to the earlier thread about courses that are easy to make 1st class degree which I percieve a lot of fault in. 1) medicine and surgery
: in so many higher institution in Nigeria, for the past decades they have not been able to produce a 1st class graduate in this course, even to get admission for this course.....omo na die oooooo
2) Mathematics: you will all agree with me that this is the bedrock of all science courses talking of chemistry,physics etc....that is why anytime I come across mathematic graduate I dey doff hat
3) Medical radiography: though the course is nt popular, but imagine the combination of physics,medicine and engineering together....its no mint
4) Law: it is common that lawyers are witty, this is due to the scope of their field, studying law in any university in Nigeria is nt easy.....tuale to all the lawyers in the building
5) Civil engineering: civil engineering is arguably the most difficult engineering course, if u dare graduate with 1st class.....money don come be dat
6) Economics: I can testify to this because I'm an economist, if an one is of the opinion that economics is easy then maybe u didn't study it in UI
7) Architecture: this does nt attract too much attention but it require a lot of initiatives for drawing and contructing
Philosophy: I call this story telling course, you have to cram so many history wey no concern you and its so abstract
9) Pharmacy: all the chemical reactions calculation no be wasaa
10) Abeg add ur pals let's have ur opinion, and this is in no particular order

Watching from 3d

Mttcchheeew na 2day?, I swear I don dey ladi since age 5

Front view or adonbilivit

stupor:
My brother is in Lagos.how can he get it.I'll be very glad.kindly let me know.Thanks.

jus add me and let's discuss 2378ca7a

onomeglo:
Nothing u can do ok,it has already happen just accept ur fate asap

u seem to have a very soft heart

eph12:
I will divorce my wife

with d child?

Oyaa, if na me I go jus dash them the child

Y slept with me? Y nt since we had sex....if u agree pls like

This are piles of poo

The Federal Government has declared Friday, July 17 and Monday, July 20, 2015 as public holidays to the mark the end of Ramadan, known as Eid-El-Fitri. The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Interior, Abubakar Magaji, who made the declaration on Tuesday in Abuja, enjoined all Muslim faithful and Nigerians in general to extend the spiritual benefits of Ramadan, which include love, peace and sacrifice for the development of the nation. He also urged Nigerians to support the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari “in its determination and sustained efforts towards building a peaceful, united and virile nation.” Magaji further urged all Nigerians, both at home and abroad, to use the occasion to pray for peace and unity across the nation. The Permanent Secretary wished Nigerians a happy and joyous celebration. Facebook

OP needs good spanking

A 64-year-old Millersville, Pennsylvania, USA man, Larry William Henry, has told the police that he is in love with pigs and cannot bear to be separated from them, Lancaster Online reports. Henry who was caught naked making love to a pig » inside a barn full of the swines, said he has been at it for years and finds their company 'sweeter' than that of women. His cup was full when he was nabbed after a drunken night on June 26, arrested and charged for bestiality. » Henry also told cops that he had finished a six-pack of Hamm's beer during his pig party and had to roll in the hay with them. Local news report that Henry was very familiar with the farm where he chose to go high on the hog. He was banned from the property after a 2011 trespassing incident. Henry was charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass, defiant trespass and public drunkenness, but was released after paying $25,000 unsecured bail and is due in court later this month.

Jus put some pepper in ur mouth, giv him BJ and teach him some lesson