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RomanceRe: This Is What A Father Taught His Son About His Manhood by timm1990(m): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2015
So you taught I was going to say end time father and son. I refuse grin I refuse to become a member of lasisi69 ministry inc.
Jokes EtcRe: When You're just Tired Of Everything(photos) by timm1990(m): 11:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
Tyred indeed undecidedTyred indeed
RomanceRe: FOR SINGLE LADIES: 9 Sure Signs You Are Wasting Your Time Being With Him by timm1990(m): 11:12pm On Dec 09, 2015
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RomanceRe: Nigeria Hardship-would You Allow Your Wife To Seek Greener Pasture Abroad? by timm1990(m): 11:08pm On Dec 09, 2015
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RomanceRe: Guys: Have U Ever Been Seduced? Share Your Experience Here. by timm1990(m): 11:06pm On Dec 09, 2015
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HealthRe: Have U Ever Been In This Kind Of Situation? by timm1990(op): 3:25pm On Nov 28, 2015
nawtibownie:
3 years and you never tried to visit a dermatologist?? Smh.. Anyway, this is Tinea versicolor, a fungal infection of the skin that can be treated by use of creams: sivoderm, nixoderm etc. It's not harmful.
thanks ma'am
HealthHave U Ever Been In This Kind Of Situation? by timm1990(op): 9:44am On Nov 28, 2015
I finally decided to seek for help on this skin disease that have been troubling me for around 3 years now. I don't know what it is called in english but it is called ''IFO'' in Yoruba, it makes a part of the skin to have varying colours.
Pls what ointment or medication can I use to eliminate it? because it makes difficult for me to take off my cloth outdoor.
Thanks in advance!!!

Politicssee what Audu Abubakar vow to do if re-elected back to office by timm1990(op):
Audu Abubakar Vows To Return The N11BN He Stole If Re-Elected Back To Office. The All Progressives Congress’s Kogi state gubernatorial candidate, Prince Abubakar Audu, will return the N11 billion he embezzled in office, if he is elected again.

Audu is said to have looted the funds during his first term as governor of the state, and according to state’s party chairman, Alhaji Hadi Ametuo, he will return it if he is re-elected, according to The Daily Post.

“Nobody is a saint. No governor can claim he has not done any malpractice or stolen anything during his time in the office,” Ametuo had said when asked about reports Audu was being investigated by the EFCC over the charges.

“We heard of Saraki’s case, even Tinubu is being accused of stealing funds but the truth is that Prince Abubakar Audu has pledged to return the money to the Kogi treasury when he gets elected on the November 21st, yes he will return the 11billion naira or even more than that and that will add to the Kogi economy”.
http://www..com/talk/topic,274523.0.html

EventsRe: Checkout This Hilarious Invitation To A Birthday Party In Ibadan by timm1990(m): 6:58pm On Sep 24, 2015
Who did this to my girl, this is Fatimah, she works for my Dad in is computer center @ Orita-aperin......funny enough she invited my for d party
RomanceRe: Funny And Crazy Pix (18+) by timm1990(m): 9:06am On Sep 02, 2015
From that moment she go turn to side chick too
RomanceRe: When She Says No by timm1990(m): 9:33am On Aug 28, 2015
Itz been a while I heard from eroticangelina, I hope its nt what I'm thinking sha. If she has truly committed sucide uncle funlord you are responsible ooo cheesy grin tongue
RomanceRe: When She Says No by timm1990(m): 7:33pm On Aug 27, 2015
Funlord!!! You may nt believe me if I say I'm in love with you, we need nigga like you to handle more bitches here.....more elbow greese
RomanceRe: When She Says No by timm1990(m): 7:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
All thanks 2 Funlord and eroticangelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy ;DAll thanks 2 Funlord and erotic angelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy......so when are u guys getting married, I will like to withness it
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of GameOfThrone Actor Peter Dinklage & His Beautiful Family In NYC by timm1990(op): 11:24am On Aug 26, 2015
Shebarh:
yh
she must hv gotten use to it
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of GameOfThrone Actor Peter Dinklage & His Beautiful Family In NYC by timm1990(op): 11:03am On Aug 26, 2015
Shebarh:
won't the gal be scared of himhuh huh
u mean his daughter
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of GameOfThrone Actor Peter Dinklage & His Beautiful Family In NYC by timm1990(op): 10:34am On Aug 26, 2015
If u ar a Game of throne fan u must love this guy......it is mandatory
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of GameOfThrone Actor Peter Dinklage & His Beautiful Family In NYC by timm1990(op): 10:32am On Aug 26, 2015
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CelebritiesPics Of GameOfThrone Actor Peter Dinklage & His Beautiful Family In NYC by timm1990(op):
True Love! Anyone who is familiar with popular US TV series, Game of Thrones, will be familiar with the role Peter Dinklage plays as Tyrion Lannister. The actor was spotted having a leisurely stroll with his wife, Erica Schmidt & their young daughter, Zelig, in New York City. More below…http://www.gisthubng.com/?p=3957#more-3957

PoliticsNigerians Have Been Fooled Again- Etcetera by timm1990(op): 9:54pm On Aug 22, 2015
Article written by Etcetera. Read below.. “I believe if Nigeria does not kill corruption; corruption will kill Nigeria. I pledge to publicly declare my assets and liabilities and encourage my political appointees to also publicly declare their assets and liabilities.” – President Buhari (during his campaign) Now, the presidency through the presidential spokesman has said the promise of asset declaration wasn’t made by Buhari but his political party. Jeez! These people just think say we be mumu sha… dem think say everybody for naija dey suffer from dyslexia. Shebi na dem preach say Buhari na modest man with just two houses and 150 cattle? They also said Buhari and Osinbajo have declared their assets, and it is deposited with the code of conduct bureau and the only thing needed is just verification by the bureau? How many months does the Code of Conduct Bureau need to verify an asset of two houses and 150 cattle? Nawa ooo!!! Naija una don see una sef? Is this the “change?” President Buhari’s achievements as a former military Head of State may be many. But he has utterly failed to keep a simple promise core to the rationale for his election into office. And as the campaign promises recede into memory, it is equally clear that this administration may never provide the needed reforms that will address the most worrisome flaws in our democratic system. I have met a lot of Buhari supporters who are finally coming to the realisation that they may have made a very bad decision in the last Presidential election. So many of them no longer seem to know why they believed that a retired military general would perform any better than the career politicians they mistrust. President Buhari’s bygone promises to run “the most transparent administration in the history of this country” have become a subject of mockery, given how he has failed in a simple task of appointing ministers. When critics like me attacked his go-slow government, the administration defended itself by claiming the president was only taking his time. But the problem with this administration is not only about being too slow but it has also left untouched the corrupt individuals, which means that we would continue to live under a government with significant transparency problems, a culture of lobbying that is often tantamount to sanctioned corruption, and an executive branch of government that preaches a change that no one gets to see. Is it unrealistic to expect ambitious systemic reforms in Nigeria? Yet it remains the case that many people voted for Buhari precisely because he promised to attempt them. I believe president Buhari can solve a lot of things … but won’t. Whatever he once was or wasn’t, we should accept that Buhari is now a creature of the political establishment. He is captive to its loyalties and prejudices, and committed to safeguarding its interests. I am not arguing that he hasn’t or won’t accomplish anything, but there are whole categories of problems that he won’t try to fix. “Change” is a mirage sold to us by Buhari and his political party to get our votes. And that’s a shame. Nigerians are unlikely to support a politician making similar promises in the future because Buhari has made them impossible to believe. Those sending messages to me at mail@etceteralive.com asking me to write on how Buhari’s administration has improved electricity supply in the country should ask themselves how long president Buhari has been in office to put in place the machinery for such a turnaround. Abi rain nor dey fall for una area? Let us wait till the dams are dried up before singing halleluyah.www.gisthubng.com/?p=3695#more-3695
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 0) On 22nd August 2015 by timm1990(m): 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2015
silvermania:
you call city ordinary? R u from this planet?
wanted to ask d same question, I don't expect any rightly thinking and relevant individual to call man city ordinary
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 0) On 22nd August 2015 by timm1990(m): 12:06pm On Aug 22, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 0) On 22nd August 2015 by timm1990(m): 12:05pm On Aug 22, 2015
Man utd
PoliticsRe: Buhari Confronts Jonathan With His ‘sins’: New Telegraph by timm1990(m):
We need execution nt prosecution, till now not even a fraud case has been established by the court of law

FamilyWife Threatens To Kill Herself Over Husband’s Sexual Desire by timm1990(op): 8:21am On Aug 19, 2015
A middle-aged woman, Soliat Adekojo, has asked a Grade ‘C’ Customary Court sitting in Mapo, Ibadan South-East Local Government Area of Oyo State to dissolve her five years marriage to her husband, Musibau over his excessive s ex ual desire. The complainant, a trader who resides at Amuloko Area of Ibadan told the court that he se duced her into marrying him five years ago and the union is blessed with a child. Soliat said, “I wish to divorce my husband because he is fond of s ex. All he knows in his life is s ex and is not an ordinary desire, but a marathon s ex. He used to have sexual intercourse with me, at least six days of the week and it may be twice a day. He does not give me rest of mind. He monitors me around. “Whenever I refused to allow him, he would beat me mercilessly. I have told him on several occasions that I am not fit for marathon s ex, but he refused to listen. “On any occasion he had s ex ual inter course with me, he uses his singlet and pant to clean my private part and whenever he did this, I would not be okay and may fall sick sometimes. “On July 4, I told him I would not be able to continue to have marathon sex with him again because of my health; he panicked immediately and told me I will have to leave his house, and that before I leave,he would surely deal with me. “I called my brother, Biodun Adebayo, to inform him about the situation of things, he came to my rescue and my husband’s mother told my brother that he should take me away from the plaintiff because she could not handle the situation. “I later got to know through his mother that I am the plaintiff’s ninth wife. “A week after I left his house, the plaintiff came with the police to arrest my brother, that I conspired with my brother to steal his N2.5 million. “My brother was detained in police custody for three days but I was bailed the second day by one of the plaintiff’s daughters, Sakirat. Sakirat explained to the police that her father (the plaintiff) was lying about his claim of stolen money. “Last year June, my husband’s friend, Alhaji Adebolu, called me to inform me that my husband had parked all my belongings to his house. He explained that he also told him that he did want to see me and his son again. “I later went to his friend’s house to park my things. A week after, I fell sick to the extent that I was referred to a psychiatric hospital for a brain examination because they said I was always mentioning the plaintiff’s name during the sickness. “My Lord, while passing through this sickness, the plaintiff did not for once ask after me or his only son. “Early this year, the plaintiff arrested my brother again and he was detained at Agodi Prison for six days. He continuously threatened everyone around me with arrest. “My Lord, I am fed up with this relationship. Please, separate us. I don’t want to die now.” Responding to his wife’s allegation, Musibau who is an Alfa admitted to the claims but asked the court to allow him have custody of the child because his wife cannot cater for the child. In his ruling, President of the court, Chief Agbaje Olasunkami averred, “Having observed the evidence given by both parties, the court rules thus: the divorce on repayment of bride price is hereby granted with immediate effect.” Olasukanmi ordered that the child remain in custody of the plaintiff while the defendant must be paying a monthly sum of N3, 000 for the upkeep of the child until he is grown up.www.gisthubng.com/?p=3447#more-3447
CelebritiesRe: You Won't Believe Who This Celebrity Is by timm1990(op): 11:52am On Aug 18, 2015
xpac01:
Basketmouth
basketmouth kee
CelebritiesYou Won't Believe Who This Celebrity Is by timm1990(op):
I actually saw this on his facebook wall.....let's see how good you are in guessing https://m.facebook.com/Cristiano/photos/a.407367867163.178908.81221197163/10153603871477164/?type=1&source=46&refid=17

RomanceRe: A Girl Is Going To Pay Me A Visit On Monday by timm1990(m): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2015
I think dis sud be moved to joke section, dis OP don shack weed abi? undecided
RomanceRe: Counterthread: Ten Topics Ladies Dicuss When Alone by timm1990(op): 1:33pm On Aug 06, 2015
kathykathy:
they help each oda cook lies to tell their boo if one of them has some wrong things
hmmm.....speaking from experience!!!!
RomanceRe: Counterthread: Ten Topics Ladies Dicuss When Alone by timm1990(op): 5:26am On Aug 06, 2015
kathykathy:
anyi na enye nsogbu,,odi e mara na anyi na enye nsogbu (phyno)
meaning oooo?
RomanceRe: Counterthread: Ten Topics Ladies Dicuss When Alone by timm1990(op): 10:16pm On Aug 05, 2015
agarawu23:
maga discussion:-

Ladies gathering without the mention of their present maga or their to be maga isn't complete. they discuss about how they drain the guy pocket without him seeing their pants. The mumu guy that keeps bringing expensive gifts when the girl haven't even accept to date him. The mumu guy that keeps sending thousands of recharge cards just to get the girl's attention. The mumu guy that keeps sending them(ladies) money when they pretend to be sick.

I refuse to be magarized IJN
amin loruko Jesus
RomanceRe: Counterthread: Ten Topics Ladies Dicuss When Alone by timm1990(op): 10:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
lilwayneme:
this o.p most be high on dog sh*†....


can't you just try to humble yourself by being quiet
ur foolishness is well noted
RomanceRe: Counterthread: Ten Topics Ladies Dicuss When Alone by timm1990(op): 10:01pm On Aug 05, 2015
Dharniel:
op, lemme rearrange your list.

1. gossip: that's their major priority, they would cnntinue from their last episode (but 1st a lil recap of their last episode).

2. more gossip: most of they are born to gossip.

3. a lil bit more gossip, they are never tired of it.

4. their bfs and other guys they have crush on and vice versa, they take a while on this.

5. beauty: the most annoying to me, they talk about the latest high heel shoes, hairstyles, make-ups, e.t.c.

6. sex: (but not all, and not as comfortable as guyz talk about) they dont leave it out.

7. money: most of them don't really take this as a priority cuz the likes of the chief, senators, aristos and bfs pick up the bills.

8. entertainment: that's when they talk about their undying crush for those celebrities.

9. their fake and pretentious love they have for themselves.

10. movies, books, e.t.c...
true talk nigga

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