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Yes guys they say are naturally promiscuous
and an angel as a wife may still not make a
man sexually faithful to you.But am not
talking about sexual faithfulness but the
actual act of dumping you for another lady
which is a terrible slap on the ladies in such
situations.
I will be happy if every lady can read this
and know that it will be extremely impossible
for any lady to snatch your man from you if
you have these 6 wonderful attributes.
1.A good cook:
I can not stress this enough. If you know how
to cook your man’s favorite food and i mean
you really take time out to ask him what his
favorite is and you go out of your way to
learn the act of preparing such food in the
best way he likes for him whenever he wants it
then you have secured him 50%.
2.Be his personal private Love-peddler:
Don’t be deceived,every man wants his wife anzv
be a sex-maniac for him in the bedroom an
the more timid you are the greater the chance
of losing him so give him real good in the
bedroom and zip him down when he least
expects it and blow that trumpet so good and
make his head spin and trust me, he will run
home to you everyday. The most boring thing
any woman can do is to always wait for her
hubby to demand for sex “ooohh how boring”
please develop the act of giving him first
attack and scr*w the poo of him after-all he is
your hubby and if you don’t
well,who will?
3.Financial independence:
Please if you are a “full housewife” reading
this i guess its time to free yourself from
perpetual insult. get something doing no
matter what and even if you are not allowed
to do an office thing just try and get
something doing because nothing trips a man
than a financially independent lady even if
you don’t spend a dime on the home front,the
fact that you have something doing that
home money is good enough. And for
those who play to their hubby’s gallery of sit
at home order,be ready to be mocked by same
man when there is a tilt in his emotional
balance.
4.Humility:
Its so sexy to have a sweet humble lady who is
non abusive to her hubby and his family,a
humble woman will be full of respect and
adoration for her hubby and even people
around her and its very difficult for any-man
to do away with a humble non abusive
woman.
5.S ex ual decency:
I am not talking about your past but a
woman who is s ex ually decent with her
hubby and does not give room for the hubby
to point an accusing finger at her is a delight
to every man.A man gets turned on even more
with the mindset that he is the only one
having access to that honey comb but a s ex
ually indecent woman is a curse to herself
and the hubby.
6.Fear of GOD:
A woman who fears GOD is a delight to her
entire household and she will be a strong
pillar for her husband and family. Her ways
will be pleasing to GOD and apparently
pleasing to her man.
If you are a lady who possesses these 6
attributes even without a child for him yet
please relax yourself and don’t bother about
any lady snatching your husband.Yes if he is
the randy type he may freestyle these
attention seeking side chics but he will
always run back to you and it will be
extremely difficult for any daughter of eve to
snatch him from you.
I hope this makes sense.

DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN

1. When you Chop alone in government and
no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you Chop in government and you
allow others to chop their own, that is called
AJOJE.
3. When you Chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that is
called AFUNJE.
4. When you Chop in government and the
place you are chopin eventually folds up, that
is called AJEPA!
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called AFISHE!
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get headache
today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo
laff...dat one is called APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, Auditors
kon come say bring all papers, dat is called
ARANSI!
8. When you Chop in government and you die
while chopin, that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to Chop in government and
you give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are Chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to come
and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you Chop and clean mouth like say
you no chop anything, that is called JEUN
SOKE!
12. When you Chop, Chop, Chop, Chop in
government and you dey deny say you chop
anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you Chop from this government, that
government, this government, that government
like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one
is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you Chop in government so taaay
you scatter ground, three houses for America,
two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children
dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you,
dat one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you Chop well well for government
and people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you chop well well, dat
person na ALAJE SE.
16. When you Chop in government so tey u are
even richer than the place u dey chop that is
called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you Chop in government so tay the
place collapse, instead make them prosecute
you, government re-assign you, kom change
the name of the place, that is called
AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come Chop government and
people begin to para, dem begin to hala and
u dey do like you no care that one na hin be
IJEWURU.
19. When u Chop sotey ur belle begin big like
Jabulani (SA FIFA World Cup Ball) until dem
dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery,
that one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come Chop lafta for this joke and
u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU
...Do have a lovely n wonderful week.good
morning

[b][/b]This is unbelievable and yet real.
According to a publication of the
Moscow Faculty of Sciences,
researchers have developed a
chemical process to whiten a
person quickly.
With a mixture that includes oxytane
and benzodiazepine. It would suffice
to stay for 6 hours in a bath
consisting of 50grams per liter of
water.
Then the skin peels off naturally.
This is in fact the upper skin layer
responsible for the color that can be
removed.
The laboratory at the origin of the
discovery has already announced
254 people have been treated by this
method. The Russian government
may soon allow the reimbursement
of this treatment.
According to Russian authorities, is
an high value for thousands of
immigrants who may feel more
integrated in Russia once their color
matches the one of the premises.
A strong point of view decried by the
associations of human rights.

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I know it is a bit hurtful topic but it happens
and it is always better that we should
accept it as soon as possible. There are
various signals which can tell you that your
boy friend or your girl friend is about to
dump you.
Here are few signals which can tell you
that your partner might want to move
away from you.
1. Phone calls:
One you fall in love then the first thing is
that you keep on talking on phone for hours
but then it gradually decreases because
you and your partner start concentrating on
other work. But if these phone calls get
reduce and you get only 1-2 calls in a week,
then it is bad signal. So what should you do,
you should try to know the reason what is
the real reason behind it, if you don’t find
any good reason for not talking then your
partner might be losing interest in you,so
that is a red signal.
2. Need space:
It is very good to give some space to your
partner but if your partner needs it more
than enough that’s an alert in your
relationship. Your partner might say you
that he wants to celebrate weekends
without you or feels bore with the
communication you both do,then he/she
might be losing interest in you.
3. Small fights starts:
Your partner start fighting on small things,
criticize you for your looks which he/she
used to like earlier or choosing a
restaurant. If you strongly feel that your
partner just need a reason to fight,
arguments or gets frustrated on small
things that again signifies a caution.
4. Not with you:
When both of you are together, and if you
feel like neglected for example if he/she is
looking here and there when you are
talking to him/her or he/she interrupts you
in between and start talking on phone or
even you are specially dressed for him/her
and your partner is not even noticing you,
even after you told your partner about your
new dress or you had planned a great
surprise for your partner and he/she don’t
care about that ,and even don’t say thank
you or if you dedicate a love song to your
partner, he/she don’t care to hear it. These
are all the red signals so be cautious.
5. Less communication:
Earlier your partner used to call you to ask
how you doing or your health is well or not.
But now even when you are not well and
he/she started ignoring it that is a red
signal.Even when he/she calls ,
communication is very brief either in yes or
no or you start feeling that he/she is not
with you while you want to share good or
bad times of your life, then it is better to
give second thought.

[/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]signs that shows that your partner is going to dump you

Brugo:
Paranoia. Are you saying girls suffer from this?

I said think.

I didn't say suffer