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AhmedMustapha:
Why don't you post the transcript here

I cant give a transcript, I don't know the language or how to type it

IamLEGEND1:
Personally,

i dont think there is going to be any redemption for her in her husband's eyes if she does manage to undo everything she did(& datz a big IF). I know i cant bring myself to live under the same roof with soneone who had resorted to back-door tactics all in the name of love.
she either goes and renew her subscription and continue living in her faux-paradise OR

She can try her best to end the whole voodoo thing and then pray to her god(s) to soften the landing for her.

even if she only did it out of desperation, to keep you? you would still drive her?

UnknownT:
the problem is not going to a pastor, the problem here is letting the husband know. No true pastor will help her without telling her to bring the husband (which equals letting the husband know). The pastor may try to tell the man to forgive her, but whatever action the man takes(chasing her out), he shouldn't be blamed.

but her husband was already being affected by the charm from the "strange girl" who was trying to snatch him. so what the wife did is a reaction rather than an action

IamLEGEND1:
THIS ONE IS STRONG!!!!!

BUT OBVIOUSLY, the shít is just like DSTV

#YouGottaRenewYourSubscription.


So quit whining and go do the needful.

#MenUnderMassAttack.


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butchcassidy

come do ur thing.

why doesn't she go and find a pastor who can break the bond.

Maybe the loving care and attention you have given over the past 8 years will be enough to keep him without the charm

osaslord500:
U don't know the pain of a rich guy.

1.he always feel that the girl Is after his money.

2. He is always disturbed by girls.



Would have loved to continue but am eating.

I'm still laughing at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OUsEJyj8k

They repeat the same refrain so it shouldn't take too long. There are 4 songs

Johnnoah1st:
am opportune to have dem both as girlfriend and i love dem equally, but i dont knw which one to propose marriage to. nairalanders which one do u tink i should propose to for marriage out of d two?

is there nothing that separates them?

like one is more homely, one is less able to adjust to your family etc?

are you the same tribe as the Nigerian one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OUsEJyj8k

they are essentially repeating the same refrain most of the time so if you understand Efik language it shouldn't take you too long to translate.

I would prefer he just carried me, if that is something he could do

I don't think any guy is truly ugly. maybe average, but not ugly.

with a good gym programme, finding a haircut and dressing style that suits you, learning to become more confident and so on it would be very hard to be seen as "ugly"

I have been attracted to guys who werent conventionally "good looking" but are very confident and well-groomed

when a guy is unattractive its usually because he is unfit/overweight, too timid or has a bad attitude due to insecurity and starts talking to you as if you owe him something

attractiveness/ugly is much more than in the facial features, although this can give you a headstart.

#my 2 kobo

You look good but it seems like you should be more muscular

PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY AND KILL YOURSELF LIFTING WEIGHTS OOO. I HAVE SAID MY OWN

LEvuls:

u mean he goes in there and serve himself food it bera be serious a joke

am sure Ur mum won't be in support of not bringing food to the guys

she sets it in the plate for him but if shes not there he picks it up himself. if im standing in the kitchen when he wants to eat he can ask me to do it

she doesn't mind as long as I make the food.

its quite sad because I enjoy serving my bro but now he wont allow me to do it because of what my dad said

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Deny it since u say u are not the only one

lwkmd bad guy

LEvuls:
My dad hates going to the kitchen I think he wanted me to follow his footsteps . He said Its a place made for the ladies and whatever I needed from there ..I Jus have to asked any of the ladies in the house to bring it. Just his ideas, didn't buy it though cos my feet always itching to enter there.

ooook. yeah my dad sometimes says something like that but only as a joke.

he doesn't even allow me to bring things for my brother lool he says its women's oppression

YES I prefer it. hate people referring to fallen breast

smaller ones look good if your body is in proportion

but in the African landscape it can be a hard truth to deal with

Goldmaxx:
ok, i just confided in my elder sister

and what does she say about it

LEvuls:
hmm I so much hate the pulling of ear SMH
Hope u ve stopped lying about Ur where about now

Got the fridge in the parlour and two sisters plus one house help..but I do Stil enter only when he is not around .

I don't even know why I lied self.. it wasn't necessary at all... choi what a beating

yeah I understand that but whats wrong in going into the kitchen I don't understand?

LEvuls:
As I was returning from work today, I saw one of my neighbours spanking his child outside our gate... thought of the one and only day my dad spanked on me (Wetin I do kwanu) just he asked me not to enter the kitchen cos it was not meant for boys and I disobeyed that day cos I was very hungry and my mum was in the kitchen getting the food ready to serve.

He is late now(R.I.P) but where ever he is I just want to remind him today that I remembered that spanking today

No one has spanked me since then

So just wana know if anyone has been Spanked before perhaps by teacher,neighbours or relatives

not much spanking but pulling my ear yesss oh my goodness

the last time I was beaten was for lying about where I was after school..mehn..my face

but wait OP, you cant even enter the kitchen to get something to eat? whats your dads problem

Asatiloko:
u must be a toddler when she graced nollywood screen those days. She was da bomb especially in UKWA which she did with Osofia

yes! great film

lol I usually see her around, its so hard not to stare at her need to get a picture with her sometime

Ifeanyi4491:
042 no dey carry last

LOL guy what do you mean

carry last for where? attacking people with machete?

wont you pray to carry last in this kind of matter. chai

Goldmaxx:
Bro by free giver,i didnt mean dat she is cheap,just dat we are friend so we started having sex wen she was in ss2 and i was in ss3

ok I understand you but have you been tested for STDs?

its very very important, please.

guys often don't even show any sign of having it.

it can make you infertile and even kill you.

please go to a lab and test yourself

IamLEGEND1:
I don tire for this kind matter, the idiots go come NL dey get the idea say if you no sleep with ur gf, na mumu u be.

Now kasala don burst and the guy wan start to dey para.
#DontStartWhatYouCantFinish.

datz y i no even put mouth.

and this one na ur fault na, u still no gree put ur gender for the front, AGAIN!!!!!!!!

yaa I forgot. I will leave it for a while before I add it again

anyway have sympathy for the guy. he has erred and is looking for advice. the one you gave is for prevention and not cure

Goldmaxx:
who

Nothing don't worry. just that I'm female but people often mistake me for a guy

Goldmaxx:
Ok bro,i will try summoning the courage to meet him by next week

but seriously I think that's the best way forward. and go and GET AN STD TEST

Goldmaxx:
[size=14pt]Ok bro [/size] ,i will try summoning the courage to meet him by next week

IamLEGEND1 chai! they have started again o

I think you should go and test yourself for sexually transmitted diseases STDs since she's a free giver (what an expression ) and you have had unprotected sex with her

Goldmaxx:
My dad will be angry and disappointed in me as the first son

ok. but nobody is perfect and we all make mistakes.

in life we will all disappoint somebody whose opinion we value a lot or who holds us in high regard.

as the first son the disappointment will be much but his love for you is even greater.

therefore I urge you to report your mistake to your father and accept both his disappointment and his loving correction.

you may have disappointed him now but you still have your life ahead of you to make him very proud in future. and i'm sure as the first son, for him your achievements will be bigger in his mind than your failures.

having said all that, you know your dad better than most of us here. if your dad is a strict disciplinarian then it would obviously be silly to expect him to let it slide easily. so it may be a long road.

but good things outweigh bad. that's why they are harder to come across and mistakes are always easier to make than achievements.

it shall be well. just tell him.

Erukumakanaki:
042 Nigga'z kwenu!

LOL. you no dey shame

hmmm ndi wawa. nawa for you o

Goldmaxx:
As am typing this,there's a big burden of sadness in my heart.Please read carefully.

Am the first son of my parents and I have been seeing this girl living in my hood for sometime now.Just yesterday she called saying that she is a month pregnant.I thought she was joking but she was'nt though i have'nt met.
Note:I don't have a girl friend,she's just one of the my free givers.
Please what should i do,i just took jamb and awaiting post utme and am 17+.I don't want my dad to know.
Please don't insult me.Thank you all.

Cc: lalasticlala
Ishilove

let the baby be born but:

- get a DNA test as soon as it is

- if the lady doesn't want to hold onto it, put it up for adoption

so many people are out there looking for babies and so many people's lives were saved by being adopted by those who wanted them and could look after them better

what do you think your dad is going to say/do?

IamLEGEND1:
let me guess


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IamLEGEND1:
modified.


wetin happen na?

I don't know