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Enemies/ex of the bride at work.



Guys,make sure to marry your wife a virgin.

E get why!!!!

Aaaarrgh!!!



Chisos



I guess this is not another cheap blackmail from emilokan miscreants

joseph4sales:
Even when u get married, ensure you prioritize yourself first

you are wise

Alhaji Atiku has finally acknowledged the political sagacity of Peter Obi.



Obi is our president come 2027

UTILITYMAY:
Who is the vice?
If Atiku is the person your are referring to as Obi's vice, that means you are too dull. Don't ever discuss politics again. You even wrote Insha Allah. Olodo!

I like the taste of your salty tears

Nice one.


Peter Obi and his vice in the next presidential election




Insha Allah

Floky215:
Good..

Some of the givernors simply added N40,000 to everyone instead of running an increament of 110% across board..

Criminals..!!

Soludo from Anambra says hi

Governor Sim Fubara.



Live long,sire!

ChizzyBuna:
I love and respect my dad so much
He is old in age but he can still drive

The issue is anytime I'm driving him
Instead of him to relax
He will turn to Conductor every 2 seconds, sometimes he will shout that I'm speeding to fast but I'm not going past 60 kmph


Today I drove him to village and on the way he did the same shouting and telling me to look out for bumps.

This distracts me and makes me lose focus. Out of anger i shouted back at him to keep quiet and allow me drive.
That i have eyes and i can see the bumps

Now i told him that he should never enter my car or unless he will keep quiet and allow me concentrate on my driving.
No talking, he should keep it shut through out the whole journey.

Now he is feeling bad, did i do anything bad??

You are a very big mu.mu
Would you have addressed your mom like that?

I blame your dad for not pouring outside during the coitus that gave life to an efulefu like you.


Better go down fully on your knees and tender unreserved apology to your dad,else his anger alone can reset ya life backwards.


Phoolish poor boy

Haaaaa!!!


This mgbeke and her regular gibberish again

Leicester 2:
4 Chelsea

Ogun again this early morning

Ogun always in the news of the wrong reasons

The cabals really want Aliko out of the way




Fantastically corrupt individuals

SirLakes:
She carry her leg commot Barca where she dey net ball week in week out go Bay abi wetin dem dey call am

Bay wey dem dey flog anyhow

How she nor go dey absent from nominee's list

Barca female football club didn't renew her contract.

It's obvious she shone because of the exceptional midfielders in Barca, supplying her the passes to bang in goals.

At the moment,she is use.less in Bay FC.

MondayOmoAdugbo:
E concern you 😏

baba rest fa

We are yet to hear anything about the NGO for a while now

meobizy:
This one will try to debate with me on Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump when this is the type of sustenance he relies on. I can never take Nairaland serious for one day.

Is everything ok?

More simps will be duped,so what's the fuss

Stingy govo

Donald Ugochukwu Trump


It's about time

All these just to spite betty




Continue to RIP,Aketi!!!

There are levels to these addictions

Seems like our SW Nigeria brothers are in line to break the equatorial guinea existing record

He has earned his legendary status in equatorial guinea😀

By Nigerian standard, it's ok

Obalola2010:
Don’t argue what you don’t know. Google is your friend. Ihejihika was from engineering corps. Stop coming to SM to make fool of yourself

You are madt to think you can argue with me on matters like this.

Tochitee:
On this forum ibos created over 20 threads calling Yoruba slaves,asking and trying to gaslight the yorubas pitting them against the Hausas,in their idiotic mind calling us all sort of despicable names that we can’t call for igboho release,we neglected our man! Yen,yen,yen!as God we have it,their Peter Obi idiots has not mentioned anything about kanu, only to be peddling and deluding his fraudsulent online wastes and Babbage’s nitwits that he won elections! Does that mean than Kanus life does not mean anything to him The same animals will open their mouth to call yorubas cowards but nothing as been done about your savours! Until somebody destroy his wife pussy or until he spent 20years you will make moves??

Is Kanu or Peter Obi also responsible for your terrible grammar?

Next time write in your native dialect.
We are tired

GEEBITE:
Not an accurate claim here.
I know for certain IBB is from armoured corps and Ihejirika is from Engineering corps.

IBB was a brigadier general,Ihejorika was a (infantry) lieutenant general.

His village people strong gan

Contango:
Thank you. Why are the women running away from the infantry division? But they want to be Lieutenant generals!

infantry soja s and officers are made for wars.

Sadly,female soja s don't usually go to wars(war fronts)

The chances of making it to the lieutenant general is almost impossible for a female soja/ officer

The present power minister in naija should be sacked already.
He is so incompetent




Tribalism won't let the president choose meritocracy