₦airaland Forum

LEGITLAYO:
hey pumpkin

Hawlahscho:


Do ladies take hard drugs too


Sister, God will deliver you o.

iameugene:
Please help me translate "i wanted to snap a mad person today and it didn't work, but i will make sure i snap a mad person tomorrow" to Yoruba thanks

Hawlahscho:
"Mo fe ya were ni oni amo ko sise, sugbon mo ma ri daju wipe mo ya were ni ola.

LEGITLAYO:
[b][/I feel the absence of DrHesjay .
That guy is a blessing.
Rkarang how hustle?
Youngmilio2
IDGAF
Reekado
Duke59
Titidi
Mzlarem
I hail

wheesin:
and why should i do that...? don't i deserve it

wheesin:
Okay i guess my job here is done..


Sorry yungmilio2 try again ..page 400

lhorla:
ileya is by october....nt sure tho

duke59:
ok oo

duke59:
dis is how some ppl fail exam oo..answering a question with a question nawo oo

duke59:
Guys is it true dat d list will be released after ileya

DharmyYinks:
Uhmmm.... does any1 knows wer MzLarem is? IDGAF




madam titidi....I sight u o..just viewing jejely and waiting for alert

andyanders:
Ladies, instead of all these long plan, hold the guy as if you want him to have you, when he prepares to get down, tell him you would like him to caress you, and when he starts that, try hold his manhood as if you want to have him enjoy it, either blow off his manhood balls or chop it off with your teeth.

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

agent9:



Ok... Hands down...


I bliv u

Mizzzbeee:
nope we haven't gotten to this place yet.... Still a long way to go..... If u want the full episode synopsis I can give you

agent9:
Lol......


Funny u.

Dy pretend oo

agent9:
Yes ooo


At some point


U no know??

opeboy4love:
AT LAST UNILORIN merit list is out.JUST SAW MY ADMISSION MESSAGE.

LEGITLAYO:
belle mademoiselle Titidi

Dhamielawlah:
abi o..maybe to him hug is the new cardigan..

agent9:
Ahhh don't say dat


Me giving out free hug... Means something. ... And its rare


So... Hug is a perfect gift for a lady... Especially in dis kind of weather

agent9:
Lol


I dont think so.. .. Money comes later

zeeworldfreak1:
SALONI: you're making me miss that mess called eternal love, that's how much I hate saloni, who is with me? Who would want our beloved little master and his baby love to be on z instead of that boring salo? Infact,I think We need to protest this! Don't you guys think we have a right to watch what we want...

haywhy911:
awwn,tanx. Hope u are praying? I learnt pharmacy is one tough battleground

haywhy911:
*stretches hand for a handshake*

haywhy911:
guilty as charged. I started it buh i didnt intend to let it blossom the way it did.. Sowie if it disgusted u

agent9:
Wats next after a good cool HUG??



I no talk am ooo

lhorla:
smh....tlkin abt kiss

agent9:
And dats all.. . Why?... bcus u ar a lady


But u can suggest something else tho....i mean SOMETHING ELSE in cap lock

LEGITLAYO:
that's legit .
Pm?? ?