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DharmyYinks:
[color=#Ff3300]Tank u for dis question...I ve been expecting it.

[size=15pt]This Are The Rules For The Wooing Challenge Taking Place Tomorrow at 6:00pm

1)All participants must be straight( No homo or lesbo)

2)All participants must ve declared der intentions to woo a gal by quoting me e.g #DharmyYinks...I Haywhy911 will lyk to woo *****

3)All challengers must ve quoted me e.g #DharmyYinks....I Duke59 challenge Haywhy911 to woo *****

4)All participants must be here tomorrow before or on 6:00pm.

5)All participants must drop der lines according to d timetable which will be scheduled tomorrow.

6)Wen dropping der lines, all wooers must quote d wooee n me

7)Googled lines are prohibited..any wooer caught in the act wil either be disqualified immediately or do either of d following..
I. Pay a total sum of 15shares to me or haywhy911 or both
II.Drop anoda line of his creation within 5 minutes.
III.Suffer a day or two ban

8.)The wooee will access d dropped lines for her and choose the one dat got her and then mention me

9)The Host(DharmyYinks) and Co-Host(Haywhy911) will access d lines dropped with the following criteria..
I. Creativity of the wooer
II. D rapport between d wooer, his lines and d wooee
III. Heart felt intensity of the lines of the wooer.

10)The viewers and observers will also decide by liking d lines of d wooer with da best lines.

11)All forms of familiarity,friends,closeness or whatever is not allowed. Only Unbiased Decision Are Allowed.

12)After all the following criteria are considered and properly verified. The wooer with da best lines will be announced.[/size][/color]

This is serious

MzLarem:
smart kwa? All NLers knw d answer..even seun osewa is tired of boombay.

It's a lie all nairalanders love him so much

MzLarem:
Haaaa..Another lie. No wonder boombay is like dis..see his e-mom oo.

No wonder he is so smart right

DharmyYinks:
Chai...dis bae is a professional.

Abeg how many "Wooing Pageants" u don.attend??

None, I'm a novice

MzLarem:
Liars everywhere..fawaazsanni is ur twin broda

I've never lied

MzLarem:
Dis gal can sabi hw 2 double date

I don't even know how to single date

Akjwyzepal:
4 ur smal mind dy neva woo u sef u don dy fall. Am sure u're either fair or ugly or both but i know u pretty.

I am very worwor

MzLarem:
Ojoro..don't help dem joor

It's just Area of concentration

LEGITLAYO:
Lol.
Hello bae.
You forgot your legit hubby at home.

Announcement abeg
She's taken abeg.

My one and only boo you know my heart belongs to only you, the rest are just playing games

My two wooers abeg be funny and don't be too serious like it's a professional exam (I know Boombay won't fall my hands when it comes to this) I don't do boring guys.
You will see my ugly face after the wooing.

boombay:
THANKS MAN!!

Why are you so wise Boombay

GideonG:
Titidi howz it going? What's the 411

It's going smoothly, just chilling for Ambali and his crew. How's you bro
What's 411?

The list is out, check on jamb site

drrid:
That girl snapping d rebellious abi thief (beaten guys) don't know wat gonna happen to her oooo, most ladies don't use Der brain.......will she keep d pics for her boyfriend to be warned or keeping it for her unborn kids for a lesson..... Girls pls Use ur B!

It's either for her blog or Instagram

I've been reading Mayor Boss posts on my Facebook timeline for a while now, I thought he was one of my friends that decided to cast away their real names. After reading Op's story, I decided to check who Mayor is and I found out I liked his page & I'm also following him.
Facebook needs to be questioned.

boombay:
titidi...
greet me ma'am
hope all is well ma?




Thread wisely and carefully... this thread belongs to the vc of unilorin... prof ambali!
trespassers will be shot and shot and shot!!!

Boombay my darling boo

She looks like Nicki minaj in the first picture

yungmil2:
Amin
you surely will
n if i try to toast you
do not bounce or snub

Friendzoning is allowed

All ye viewers won't you sleep

yungmil2:
[b]
YM's MOST ANTICIPATED
1 - GIDEONG baba ( i know say you just dey package the speech wey you drop once u get the text )
…
2 - Dhamielawlah ( hmmm its confidential )
3 - Mzlarem area mama ( if them no give am admission , dem go close undergraduate portal, nobody go resume )
4 - NOBODYY ( your speech will be too hot nobody can ..- gbe si le )
5 - ABIMLOADED ( goon mi - this one don already
, threaten ambali with em poly bad boiz - certified )
6 - LEGITLAYO - legit wire transfer alibaba n
classified yahoo boi pinging
7 - Ihorla ( awon ti ilu ibadan )
8 - titidi ( fresher to be cuz she too frwsh )
9 - aint know much about pholz ( but she looks innocent
she definitely will be covered in dbanj's voice
10 - mathew80
11 - sveen - ( like MI am short of words )
12 - that MX boy mrtopeqs
13 - Osun babe - kingdomdaughter
gurumahraji kindgom ??
14 - fateemah fatymore - fatty baby
I
NOTA BENE : if ur name isn't on my list
no vex - ur monicker hard
but i wish you well
[/b]

I'll turn to freshest when I receive alert

Dolypson04:
Commented before blurring was done by OP

Ok sir

littleboysod:
i don get my own alart also oo. My surname starts with M. And 56% post utme goin 4 Industrial Relations and personnel mgt M***, you have been offered
provisional admission to study B.Sc. Industrial
Relations & Personnel Management. Proceed online
to upload your documents for the screening
process. Wishing you all the best.

What time did you receive the alert

Seventh to comment (stc)

wheesin:
i actually said it..those that commented on this thread will definitely get admission..

So they want to comment now to get admitted

Where were all these viewers before the list

FTC 700

Dolypson04:
The girl looks like one SU but her package no dey scriptural at all!

Please how did you see her face

boombay:
khassy, I've apologised. ok??
Titidi whats popping nau??

I'm waiting for your dad to release the list. How are you?

fxxxxk:
Then Ur my Result twin...

And course mate if unilorin doesn't change the course

fxxxxk:
I had 231 in jamb and 74% in my post jamb aspiring for Pharmacy too in jamb


Wah abt u??

Same jamb & post ume score and same course as mine

There is this one person that has quarrelled with 70% active members of this thread

boombay:
by this time next week
I repeat,by this time next week.
The list would be out
Trust me folks.
just this once

If the list is released 8th of October, when are we to resume