₦airaland Forum

kennosklint:
We are finished.buhari don finally sell Nigeria

guy u jst killed me with laughter LWKMD

Deckline.

o seti go.


why i dey shine teeth sef.

chai, what are my doung in this country sef

pls, i take God beg u,don't dare oooooO, na ur village pple dey try get u ooooO, even our presido sef want ja comot. take Gd beg u.

and na ksu i want go school,na wa ooo,
chaI

i hope MissTechy dey read ds.

wizzy tryin to do tiwa Emi na do Emi na do( only a true yoruba demon will understand.

#doroisacheerfulgiver.

another one in dj khaled's voice.

debaj10:
#showurpvc
in 2017, only 20,000 PVCs were collected in Lagos.
una dey hustle abi?
na so dem collect local govt from una as una refuse to vote.
who com get sense for dat state?!
20 million mumu.

#showurpvc
as at 16 Apr 2017 - •Uncollected PVCs: 7.8m •Unprinted PVCs: 4.23m.
-https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/2019-inec-and-the-burden-of-uncollected-unprinted-pvcs/

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
#showurpvc
this joke has gone on for long enough.
tell everyone on social media- facebook, whatsapp, twitter, instagram - to change their dp to a pic where they hold their PVC.
we must make sure this trends and people do this!!

#showurpvc
are you listening?
it's time we all started displaying them at work, school, worship.
even if you all cooperate, it will still be VERY VERY HARD to beat buhari:
- all our northern borders are wide open.
- how many parties will share southern votes?
- very many southerners will vote for him.
- how many of you have reported fraud at PVC collection centers?
- where are the other candidates?

#showurpvc
or be a lazy Nigerian youth.
the choice is yours.

pls op repost ds post we can tell lala to push tp fp.

#back2daura on my mind.
bbnaija done.

a dim weak.

www

Now i understand why poor cee cee abi na sisi dey curse,swear,craze for the guy.

the bguy don damage her honeypot.

poor gurl.

diamond.

my guy God/Jesus/oyela/allah/yaeaweh an all d other gods don pick ur call finally.

no forget to PM me for my cut oooO, you no say na me first tell u what it is.

NaijaTechnician:
Hello Nigerians am here to settle your troubles, We all enjoy the MTN Yafunyafun offer that offers 700% bonus offer with data. But one demerts about it is that when you subscribe for data they will not deduct from the data rather they will be deducting from your bonus account and send you messages of your remaining bonus each time you log out from the net.
I bring to you all a solution on how to stop it and stop receiving those messages. I saw a thread here on nairaland this afternoon someone was complaining bitterly why is MTN deducting his bonus airtime rather than data and when i went into details in the thread i find out some many people complained about that too, see the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/4451988/why-mtn-taking-bonus-credit

I was angry and went into my inner gamber internet dark room and came out with smiling faces because I will put a smile into the face of my people once again. Without much talks follow me as i take you through the steps below...,

[b HOW TO STOP MTN FROM DEDUCTING FROM YOUR BONUS ACCOUNT AND SENDING LOTS OF MESSAGES [/b]

To send MTN from deducting from your bonus acct rather than deducting from your data bundle,

Go to your message and type ECN OFF to 131 for free. Make sure you send it in capital letters.

You might receive an error message from 131 saying "Sorry the SMS instruction bla bla" don't panic start browsing and you won't experience them anymore.

That's all guys!

op
inner gamber internet room, u got me

Readonee35L:
With this amount of likes. Buhari no fit enter again o Damn.hungry one kill ppl

boss d thing fear me too oooO,even my likes don crash walahi.

cee cee panla wey i been wan chop, but its not to be.

HE IS DONE POLITICALLY

better get

ghostfacekillar:
my sis .she got 202 in jamb due to system problem*but her waec result is good and a science student*she want to change her course*which course can she go for*she wrote bio.eng.chem.physics

op tag @Deckline he can help.

abeg when we go send baba back to daura fc.

nNEOo:
Bro,not everyone is starved like you. . . . . Funny enough,partaining food am having selection issue.

baba this ur SAVAGERY no get part 2.

yes i will, but that is f i am into cow rearing.