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yeah,ive been getting a lot of that lately,i rush to pick up my fone each time expecting to receive one beta message,only to see its GJ's campaign message,tis beginning to piss me off

@omolola hmmm u go girl(on the looking good part)

Mine happened when i was a bit younger,in those days i used to wish i had bigger bosoms,so to enhance my size,i always used wonder bras(which is a fabulous invention by the way),these bras(for those who aren't in the know)gives the user major cleavage,so anyway back to my gist,
there was this particular fella i fancied(a total hunk),and one way or the other we found ourselves alone,& well one thing led to another we started smooching and suddenly,for reasons still unknown, one of the bra pads fell out,  we both kinda froze,i was so embarassed, and then the next second we both burst in to lafta cos it was so hilarious,he still teases me about it till today,but oh well poo happens  

oh my word,my first reaction to this post was laughter ,cos the thing reads like a comedy script,but i sobered up when i realized that a human being actually lost his life here, this is all due to frustration and the situation of the Nigerian economy,if the govt had provided an enabling environment for this individual to make enuff money to pay his house rent,this wudnt ave happened,oh well stuff happens,tis a sad case though

awww she's so prettyy

hmm interesting,also heard somewhere that self-servicing also increases the risk for brain damage,guys beware

hmmm marhoski,firearm is the only one allowed to serve me dinner on this thread o,i don't subscribe to polyandry at alll

@lola lol,you no dey try o,popcorn and whiskey indeed
@marhoski,ow r u doing and no i don't know who you are,whattagwanin
@firearm, swweeerryyy mine,owr u today,I is soooo tired,had a looongg day,i'm hungry,wats for dinner

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=511955.msg6754737#msg6754737 date=1284502359]^^^
Hey baby ^{i missed} [/quote]hey you,ow body,i see uve been causing wahala on NL with ur nutty comments as usual,well done o,more grease to ur elbows

Firearm:
hi dearie,

how are u today?
tired from the road trip.
i've ordered for dinner
u'll have it in 15 mins

eeiya pele mon dear,woulda given you a massage to ease those sore muscles,but lola and 190 are distracting me with dis their lover's tiff

^^^ googles honey,wher've u been,ive missed ya

naaah this look isn't for her,prefer her dark haired, she looks kinda like beyonce with the blonde hair though

Marhoski:
I hear u, plz tjskii drop your hints k, want to log out
Muaah

2buff:
Well deflate it quickly so we can mind-synch.

How old are you and what did you study in naija? If you feel these are private questions I wouldn't mind taking the conversation elsewhere.

hmmm u nor dey waste time at alll , will ave to take permission from firearm to take our conversation elsewhere,don't want him going all ballistic on you, he ain't called firearm for nothing, u know

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=511789.msg6748055#msg6748055 date=1284409792]^^
Thanks love u remain my one and only Good friend, ^{(who knows maybe wife)} [/quote]hmmm 190, i don't do married men, besides ur wifey, omolola1 & i are friends,tisnt wise to do two friends at the same time,twill boomerang back on you
a word is enuff for the wise o  

Firearm:
^^^^

another confused slowpoke

sweerrymine calm down,no one's taking ur place,you're my *first* NL love

2buff:
Omo the girl head don swell finish oh. 

lol u ave no idea

@2buff this is super storyy,a life of yada yada blab

aaawwwww i forgive u darling ,really don't like to see a grown man cry,but make sure u don't repeat it o,or else,

^^ hmmpf u posted one rude smiley at one of my comments,so i dey biff u now

hmmmm u shoulda waited na,the kiss shoulda been for dessert,now uv ruined my appetite for food

some fruits wud be nice sweeety

slap1:
When people sleep by day, what do they do at night?

they steal [quote author=Akin-Egba link=topic=512833.msg6746979#msg6746979 date=1284398163]The role of groundnut and banana in national development?[/quote]LWKMD yes o

^^ i wonder o

^^^ hmmmpf leeme jor, i'm biifiing u

im aite sweeeryy,owr u doing

aaawwwwww this is so sweeet