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Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.

She then invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water, and in the water floated, a condom.

Well, imagine how shocked and surprised he was. Imagine his curiosity! Surely, he thought, Sister Mary had flipped or something!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat, and of course, the priest tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water, and the strange floater. Soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer.

"Sister," he asked, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?" (pointing to the crystal bowl)

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?"

"I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know I haven't had a cold all winter!"

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

they r poor

9icely done poster

imma flog u wen we leave IRAQ

the poster lol

funny remix

Big

ifyalways:
, . and the ball had a hole

the ball means party not a soccer ball, no offence

lol migines we are suspecting you

lmao

is there room for 1 more?

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Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
[quote][/quote]the biggest idiot

Lmao

lol man_dont yab me

Lmao

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Lol BONGA lmao but we not savages general

@migines It means we shud prepare for ww5_ we skip Ww4_

Tufe is a wolf in sheep clothing. guards grab him wen he comes. we will use him for suya

i hve being here for 5 years nd am just a private, do u noe how many ppl i have killed nd my medals are so much but am still a private

thats why he is called the shameless man

thts true they are neighbours

tufe:
sorry miggy, neutral ground standing

i tasted the food at kuvuki, and it was terrible.

Cant undergo drill there

thats wat BOOT CAMP is all about

its a military court so no one is defending ituen

rofflmao

here they are nd they are for our troops

u want gun take this

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