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Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 5:19pm On Jan 14, 2008
good i wil watch out for u now
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2008
strolls in, watches and waits hoping a baby gets the side bed
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 7:43pm On Jan 14, 2008
Dont u wana enlist
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ituen(m): 11:34am On Jan 15, 2008
tessybaby:

THANKS BOSS


Tess,

How u go go Iraq u no tell me?

I don vex. E be like say na man u pursue go there.

goes in search of another naija babe
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 11:42am On Jan 15, 2008
ituen:

Tess,

How u go go Iraq u no tell me?

I don vex. E be like say na man u pursue go there.

goes in search of another naija babe


chei baby
looks like u have been looking for an opportunity to chase other girls
infact i don tire u ya
Migines and clem the withnesses please help me, i want a divorce
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ayusman16(m): 12:00pm On Jan 15, 2008
Yeah. Tessycool divorce d guy ojare. u know am all the man u need wink
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2008
As d preceeding judge over dis case, i cant act as a witness.

@ituen&tessy
oya present ur case.
@tj, mimiko, uzzy, tt, pope,
u'll be d jury
@clem
a witness
@nightnurse
u are a suspect!
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 4:49pm On Jan 15, 2008
still waiting
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 7:49pm On Jan 15, 2008
ituen is guilty, guilty i say guilty, aiight tessybaby come into our bunk grin
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2008
wetin man go do just to get woman, tsk tsk tsk
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2008
guilty
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2008
Lets settle this court marshall. Who is defending ituen and who is persecuting.
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2008
you are sentenced to romance without any girl
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 8:08pm On Jan 15, 2008
tj_tj:

ituen is guilty, guilty i say guilty, aiight tessybaby come into our bunk grin
seconded,agreeded and motioned !
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 8:14pm On Jan 15, 2008
its a military court so no one is defending ituen grin
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 8:37pm On Jan 15, 2008
Court has been adjourned. I'll give my tomorrow mourning.
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 8:38pm On Jan 15, 2008
so whats gonna happen, is he gonna be discharaged or what?
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Jan 15, 2008
hes to be tied up on the bamboo tree in the middle of kukuvi evil forest till the general decides his fate. lipsrsealed
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 8:46pm On Jan 15, 2008
now we are getting somewhere, WHO DA DEVIL IS THE GENERAL?
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 8:47pm On Jan 15, 2008
Well said.
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 8:51pm On Jan 15, 2008
@tufe its not you so why worry for whats not yours
the general remains the general general !
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 8:53pm On Jan 15, 2008
i smell a rat here

no one is owning up to responsibilities.

how then can i plan my coup with tj as my deputy grin grin grin
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2008
i smell a ass seed
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 8:59pm On Jan 15, 2008
hmmmm


i need answers, solders of kuvuki
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2008
The "well said" i posted is concerning ituens case.
@tufe
who da hell do u think is d general.
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 9:03pm On Jan 15, 2008
come over to kuvuki,the land of brave warriors.
i hail the general.i remain loyal to the bones cool
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 9:04pm On Jan 15, 2008
thats exactly what i wanna know


you, tj, ify, rebellious, ituen, clem, ?
i dont bleeping know

all i know is that i wanna over throw the persona nd make tj my deputy
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 9:08pm On Jan 15, 2008
*tufe is arrested 4 conspiracy*
FINAL JUDGEMENT!
Death by BONGA!
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ifyalways(f): 9:09pm On Jan 15, 2008
good for him.
his head wud be used to serve the generals dinner tonite !
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tufe(m): 9:10pm On Jan 15, 2008
hey, i said i'm reporting for duty tommorrow

goodnight people
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 9:16pm On Jan 15, 2008
Notice
tufe has been pardoned. He has joined our formidable force.
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 10:13pm On Jan 15, 2008
Tufe is a wolf in sheep clothing. guards grab him wen he comes. we will use him for suya

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