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look closely man its u

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,
this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.
Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppy
onboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of his
pants and snunk him onboard the airplane, About 30
minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shaking
and quivering.

'Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew?
'Yes, I'm fine.' said the man.
Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and
shaking again,
'Are you sure you're alright sir?'
'Yes.' said the man, 'but I have a confession to make.
I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring
a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.'
'Whats wrong?' asked the stew, 'Is he not house broken?'
'No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'

Ituen saw a pen in a store the other day. He picked it up and took a look at it
cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".
He said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".
The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"
Ituen said, "No. I just never learned to write German."

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream
on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mommy?"
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing
the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on
him. He asked if they
wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at
after they went home
and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so he
went to see him. He
asked his friend if he had anything that would keep him hard all night
long. The man
laughed and handed him a bottle of pills instructing him not to take
more than one. Once at
home, Charlie figured with three women he should take three pills, so
he gulped them
down. The next day Charlie showed up at the drugstore to see his
friend. Asking for some
liniment, he showed him his dick which was ripped to shreds. In
disbelief, his friend asked
if he was sure that he wanted to put liniment on his dick. Charlie
replied "No,I need it for
my arms the women never showed up!"

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he
wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he
wanted to buy a 100 pound pig. The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty,
bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said,
"This one will go a little over a 100". Astonished the Yankee said, "Who
are you trying to fool? You can't weigh a pig that way". The farmer
laughed and called to his young son, "Boy, come over here and weigh that
pig for this man". The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig
by its tail with his teeth. Turning to his father the boy said, " This
here pig weighs about 100 pounds". The Yankee was having no part of this
so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and
get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son
returned and said, "Ma says she will be right down after she's finished
weighing mailmalc the mailman ".

lol , where is this migines

night nurse wat bout we try front to front

for the 1st joke
second is old

the poster is dumber than a dumb

@gentlefool the difference is plantain chips is for rich ppl kpekere is for the poor.@thuglife kpekere is wat they call plantain chips in warri

thanks 4 d info day nurse

thts serious lol

Mine or miss open g string exposed ass

@ituen__everyone thinks the man was gon get a handjob but instead he ordered a cheese sandwich

Wen i laugh water come out of my ear. hehehehehehehehe

Ass seed the answer was given by migines its hisses. lmao

Neco i dont care

well both of u are

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wth wtf hell Bleep hi

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich

djcrooky

man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody"

His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my privates."

"Oh come on" replies the bartender.

The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar.

The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar".

The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that".

The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar."

Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a bitch, I must have smoked

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is this a joke

mental in the house

wat starts with ITU nd nds with EN, its called the goat thief

am the judge, guilty guilty oh boy see yansh

Una do face like old days vomit watever tht means

Suga_lipz/rebellious post a joke

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