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iyen naa da...
up next. dbanj ft don jazzy - prodigal son.

something doesn't look right....

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

why dont most Nigerians shine in Nigeria?

hahahaha.. it's too early to be laughing like this Mr op

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

here we go....

we'll... erm,, I don know I jare....

*yawns....*

We dey wait...

I can't sleep

Talented90:
WTf? Which country? Cos I'm sure, that's not in the Zoo(Nigeria). . . Something tells me you're just looking for an attention. . .

too early to be drunk nah...

who knows and sleep inducing food here?

so how will his apologies affect the country?

EzePromoe:
[color=crimson]Please can someone translate these for me;

I love you= mo nife re

I hate you= mo korira e

I want to break up with Seun = mo fe ko seun sile.

I've broken up with Seun = mo ti ko seun sile

I will break up with Seun= mo maa ko seun sile

I could break up with Seun= mo me ko seun sile

We're breaking up= a maa korawa sile

Who loves me= ta lo nifee Mi?

Do you love me= se o nife mi?

Are you in love = no direct translation

I'm coming= mo n bo.

I'm going= mo n lo

You're sweet= o dun lomo

You're complete= o pe lomo

Marry me= fe mi

Fück me =*#%$#$%$€£&#!×........

I have money= mo lowo

I don't have money= mi o lowo

You're stingy= o ni ahun/ahun ni e

Why are you avoiding me.. 'avoiding' here has no direct translation... closest translation is "why don't you want to see me"= kilode ti oo fi fe ri mi

Do I disgust you= se mo n ri e Lara ni?

If you are not avoiding me= ti oo ba sa fun mi.

Kiss me = fenu ko mi lenu.


*toasting mood activated* [/color]

fixed!


i can't sleep....

I'll gladly do anything else but grumble when it comes to washing plates..

*panting....
finally finished d epistle...

but wifes occupying two pages of a note book? waow!

ser a trap.... hidden camera

*a foot near the break-pad*....

i see....

OrlandoOwoh:
Nigeria shall be great again.

with that?

it's there, under the hat

that moment when oyinbo turns swimming pool to ocean....

oh really?

where is the review?

proffnico:
Funny guy. Haven't you heard if AMERICAN SNIPER?
FURIOUS 7?
M*M:FURY ROAD?
D FIRST KNIGHT?
FURY?....
Welcome to 2015 jhoor.

please, recommend more latest action/motoring films and site to download.....
fury road was cool...

tonychristopher:
my brother these Nairaland so called acclaimed car guru ..I am yet to see their engine drawing where students in unizik and unilag are producing cars


give up on em...I have done that ages

end time pastor...

Ferrari aventador? nah, it's bugatti Camry.

mine responds to finger, back of spoon, pure water, orange peel, hot Eba, etc....

adekennis:
I use Z3...u mean I can operate with HB pencil for real?

I've seen a review where someone played fruit ninja with a real knife on a z3

An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on the top deck. It has an orifice in the side and he invites each one of the men to "take the pleasures " of the barrel to their heart's content. Soon a full-fledged hedonistic orgy is underway. The men are cheerful once again and morale is boosted. Things reach such a frenzy that even the captain's dog has a go. Once the party is over and the barrel is full of the team's spirit, it is bunged up and thrown overboard. The ship sails away. A few days later the barrel comes ashore on the beach of a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. The only inhabitants of the island are the nuns who have founded their convent there. The nuns find the barrel and open it. They don't recognize the contents and take it to be wax, from which they fashion candles. Of course, nuns being nuns, they use the candles in the way only nuns can. Nine months later an inordinate number of babies appear inexplicably on the island. One of the nuns is very guilty about her sins and approaches the Mother Superior for confession. "Forgive me, Mother. I have had a baby. " The Mother Superior says, "That's nothing, my child. I've had puppies. "

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