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nickkylawve:
Happy birthday how old are you now?

. sweet 16

shaiba:
I wish you a very happy birthday.

. Tanks. God bless u

Barney11:
Happy birthday to you,my next will be ur type of twins!i love twins and I am getting it.

. Amen. tanks

PrimeMinisterr:
H.B.D, more blessings.

. Amen. God bless u

queenoflafia:
Una try

. thanks ma.

IamLEGEND1:
as I dey vex say I no be twin
make I do you bad belle.....u no fine jor!
no make all these girls deceive you with their compliments.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAH NÍGGA! More something to your something.

lol. tanks big boss.

mizquote:
omg.
you guyz re so cute!

tanks.

Decker:
Happy birthday to you and your brother.

I am always fascinated by twins. When I was younger, I wished I was an identical twin. Me, split into two different individuals, displaying two different characters and personalities. We could switch places, prank people, and do fun stuff with our twin identities.

dont worry. your wife will give birth to a set of twins. i wl tell u d secret behind it

madridguy:
Happy birthday to you Ejire ara isokun. I hope you people don cook beans sha ?

Tanks. yeah. infact beans is one of our favorite foods

To God be the glory. it's not been an easy journey but we give thanks to the lord for sparing our lives to see this day. please celebrate with us. Thanks guys.

Freakypinky:
I'm not a virgin.

! There is nothing wrong in dating a yoruba guy. Don't judge a guy based on his tribe, judge him based on his character. We have bad guys in every tribe. So enjoy ur relationship wt him. Dnt mind all dose folks spreading rumours abt yoruba guys

Ochiske:
tmann626 one of the caterwauling blights on Nigerian manhood currently littering Nairaland

see body like Elephant seal

. Thanks

dumo1:
Sorry it didn't work out man. M sure it still hurts. Did she get married 2 sum1 else?

nooo. she's dating anoda guy bt it doesnt hurt any more. i v gotten ova ha

sonofananimal1:
MY HUBBLE ADVICE!!

STOP SENDING MONEY TO HER, CUT ANYTHING THAT RELATED TO HER, SHE MAY SEE YOU AS HER SECOND MUGU (WHICH IS ALREADY HAPPENING, I THINK SO)

IT WON'T ALLOW YOU TO MOVE FORWARD SOMETIMES IN LIFE . ( I HAVE HAD SIMILAR EXPERIENCE JUST LIKE YOU, SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR STATEMENT)

lyk i said i jst sent money to ha once in while nt often. i cant be a maga to ha nah cos i was once a maga lyk any oda guy. i don learn my lesson

Toks2008:
I dont get it..if you still send money to her then why cant she reconcile with u?

I also had a similar experience with my ex who i was with for 12good years.

she was there for me when i had no dime and would use her money to prepare meals for me.

But just like ur case,she left _about 3years ago due to stagnancy.

Things were very very ok from 2002 till mid 2012 when i had issues with my business then things became financially rough and she told me point blank that if she turns 30 and stagnancy persists that she wont leave to start her life afresh and when she clocked 30 in 2013 she left so can you beat that?

sometimes i think even some of those ladies that wheather the storm with a man also has an elastic limit.

she cant reconcile wt me cos she's very proud n she's in anoda relatnshp. wen i contactd ha abt few mnts ago. she was tellin ha frnds dat i was beggin ha to come bk. i dnt tink i can date ha again.

Toks2008:
Let me confess,i get sexually turned on when i hear an intelligent lady talk intellectually and i can't help falling in love with a lady who is intelligent no matter how ugly and let go of a brainless blac chyna.

I doff my hat for your intelligent arguments but let me just clear some of your deductions.

1. As per #1 you nailed it and please advice other ladies to reason as you do and i really hope you find a reasonable man who will never take advantage of your wonderful stand view.

2.You got that part wrong,i never wrote that all Igbo ladies are expensive to marry but ITS A GENERAL BELIEF by many guys that igbo ladies are expensive hence the need for any igbo lady in any committed affair with a man to start singing this into the ears of the man so that this erroneous belief will be expunged from his mentality.

3.Many ladies always get it wrong.A man may not stay sexually faithful to you because you were there for him when he had nothing BUT HE WILL NEVER EVER JOKE WITH YOU and given the chance that you remain by his side without bleeping up,he will most likely marry you even if he marries and beds other women.

Many ladies always expect that because they were there fore him,he should not even touch other ladies but this belief should be discarded.Look at Abiola,2baba,basket mouth,P square and even Olamide who sang melo melo for his lady who have been there for him.

Guys will almost never ever let go of a lady who have been there for them when they had nothing.I am a man and im telling you this raw truth so when next you se a made man and you jump on him,don't be fooled because he probably has a lady he cherishes far far above you.

4.This lady in question will still and forever be a friend to me because i invest so much in human relationship and no matter what you do to hurt me,i will always remain friends with you and never veer cut you off.

The truth is that i was getting to really love her but i have made some little sacrifices to show my care but just that one time that she had the chance to show a litle care,she blew it up due to crazy doctrinal dogma.

5.I am one guy who does not care about a ladies past as long as it does not affect the future. Like if your past abortions won't stop you from conceiving or if i will not see a crazy guy disturbing you while with me and stuffs like that.Any man who truly wnats you should know about your past to avoid unpleasant surprises but should not dwell on that.

6.Work on being a good person and invariably will be a good wife. For instance when i tell people i have been with just 2 ladies for the past 20years they scream and i always ask why? I am a sexually decent guy and always love to be with one lady not because of the love i have for her or not because i don't desire other ladies but as a believer i try to make GOD happy so Yes i agree with you that by trying to please GOD,by default we will apparently please our spouse.


As per that deliverance thing oh my you will laugh,husband hustle and after the deliverance they will ask the lady when she wants the man to walk into her life and she will say immediately then the man of GOD will decree that the man should locate her and stuffs like that.

I am not making mockery of the spiritual thingy though but its pretty funny howe it plays out.

u are right wt numba 3. i dated a gal was i was stl strugglin in university. d gal rily helpd a lot wen i was broke bt she broke up wt me during my service yr. i'm stl regrettin dat we r nt dating anymore cos she wld av enjoyd me now dat i'm a lit bit ok. i do send money to ha once in a while bt i wish i cld stl do more 4 ha

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Well sometimes you can't blame the ladies.

There are some factors which you listed above that they have little or no control over.

Like the issue of bride price in the east.

I'm not from the east but what I could gather is that this bride price is more like a tradition to them and they can't start changing it. Most of the time the women are not allowed to have a say in the matter and that is how they lose prospective husbands.

The family members don't care about the effect this bride price issue of a thing is affecting their girls.

You see a very beautiful woman who is still single simply because her family has put a very high price on her head and no man is ready to come and pay such an amount to get married to her.

As for some of the other points,,the women who are guilty of it should better change.[/color]

i agree with u naija boy cos i'm dating an igbo gal n she told me dat ha bride list is out of ds world cos wen dey gave d guy dat married ha elder sista d list. d guy removed hs shirt n sat on the floor. i v already told ha dat i wl gv ha belle if dem no reduce d list.

imo state.

NICE ONE. KIP IT UP

Thanks

jomile:
no doubt about that,u r ugly

yeah. u are right. i was kinda depressed yesterday n i wanted to have some fun. i really enjoyed the insults from guys.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yes exactly.

The thread is just an irony [/color]

i can hook u up with my twin brother if u dont mind. we are very identical

MizTyna:
Oh! You even have 6packs! Are you by any chance single? *in donjazzy's voice* baby baby make we collabo

please i want to learn programming

ciphoenix:
Read the thread from the beginning.
Decide on a language.
Get books and read up.
Start coding.

honestly i don't think you need another formal institution to learn programming considering you're already a CSC graduate

Lolz. Thanks but I'm not single.

Thanks for the comments. Just wanted to have some fun after a stressful day . I really enjoyed the insults. Thanks guys. God bless you all.

it's not easy to be an ugly guy.

@kinibigdeal......Guess you're still a kid...Oversized baffs used to be the in thing(vogue) back in the day.It was called baggies.

i hate it when some pple dat avnt steppd out of dere villages saying rubbish abt ekiti pple. most of u guys av nt been to ekiti. fayemi didnt treat dose workers well wen he was d governor. i was in a ekiti a few months to d election and i askd sum pple abt d possiblity of fayemi winning d election. most of dem said dat dey can neva vote 4 fayemi again. ekiti indigenes love fayose. fayose pays civil servants salaries on the 25th of evry mnt bt fayemi na 40 days mks one mnt.

i'm not a fan of ambode or jimi agbaje but one thing i would love every lagosian to do is to vote for the candidate that you can trust. i'm not a fan of PdP government. if PDP should win on saturday then every lagosian should be ready for 4 years of civil unrest because past PdP government in south west was associated with thuggery and armed robbery. Ekiti state is still suffering from that till date. dont get me wrong, fayose is a very nice man but he's got hooliganism in his blood. To all my igbo brothers. your businesses are thriving in lagos because there's has been peace in lagos and babatunde fashola tried in terms of security in lagos. you can vote for PDP but there is one thing i can assure you. lagos will not be peaceful again because all those thugs that BRF had sent away from lagos will come back and your businesses will not be safe again. vote wisely!!!

i'm not a fan of ambode or jimi agbaje but one thing i would love every lagosian to do is to vote for the candidate that you can trust. i'm not a fan of PdP government. if PDP should win on saturday then every lagosian should be ready for 4 years of civil unrest because past PdP government in south west was associated with thuggery and armed robbery. Ekiti state is still suffering from that till date. dont get me wrong, fayose is a very nice man but he's got hooliganism in his blood. To all my igbo brothers. your businesses are thriving in lagos because there's has been peace in lagos and babatunde fashola tried in terms of security in lagos. you can vote for PDP but there is one thing i can assure you. lagos will not be peaceful again because all those thugs that BRF had sent away from lagos will come back and your businesses will not be safe again. vote wisely!!!

i'm not a fan of ambode or jimi agbaje but one thing i would love every lagosian to do is to vote for the candidate that you can trust. i'm not a fan of PdP government. if PDP should win on saturday then every lagosian should be ready for 4 years of civil unrest because past PdP government in south west was associated with thuggery and armed robbery. Ekiti state is still suffering from that till date. dont get me wrong, fayose is a very nice man but he's got hooliganism in his blood. To all my igbo brothers. your businesses are thriving in lagos because there's has been peace in lagos and babatunde fashola tried in terms of security in lagos. you can vote for PDP but there is one thing i can assure you. lagos will not be peaceful again because all those thugs that BRF had sent away from lagos will come back and your businesses will not be safe again. vote wisely!!!

i'm not a fan of ambode or jimi agbaje but one thing i would love every lagosian to do is to vote for the candidate that you can trust. i'm not a fan of PdP government. if PDP should win on saturday then every lagosian should be ready for 4 years of civil unrest because past PdP government in south west was associated with thuggery and armed robbery. Ekiti state is still suffering from that till date. dont get me wrong, fayose is a very nice man but he's got hooliganism in his blood. To all my igbo brothers. your businesses are thriving in lagos because there's has been peace in lagos and babatunde fashola tried in terms of security in lagos. you can vote for PDP but there is one thing i can assure you. lagos will not be peaceful again because all those thugs that BRF had sent away from lagos will come back and your businesses will not be safe again. vote wisely!!!