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kaeto: Being an extremist, an irresponsible man is one who smokes and takes alcohols, doesn't take full responsibility in terms of selfless short and long term goals for the family, one who doesn't 'enjoy' having quality time with his wife and kids, doesn't charity, doesn't show concern to society and the needy, doesn't have genuine love and respect for the weak, a beast and brute, doesn't visit the hospital and prison, doesn't love strangers, doesn't show respect to the 'lowly' elderly, doesn't concern himself with societal decay, one that is tribalistic as many headless nL goons are, etc.etc

MegaG: 1. impregnating a lady and denying it even when he knows he's responsible.
2. expecting his wife to bring up the kids with her resources while he answers their dad.
3. slanders his immediate family at the slightest provocation.
4. saves his money while he spends that of his woman
5. believes in 50/50 finance but not the house chores
6. prefer to keep female friends but finds it a taboo if his woman does same

With all ought of list popping up their are very very few responsible guys out there and can't imagine you all are talking from experience.

this guys work are really crazy it show a lot of talent but jess some of this tattoos can scare someone

ijebabe: Someone is being swiftly ignored!

sign of an irresponsible woman
When her nairaland profile pic shows too much boobi
Y not show it all i wouldn't mind

this house is a little quiet today no cooking, sweeping, no fighting for room hope it will not be like this till a week to collecting call up letter

pls what are the signs of an irresponsible woman

Ekaro peeps hope u all cleaning your environment

have not seen PSOTO comment today hope notfin much

Ridwan123: oct 22 and 23 is d day...

which is which u know undergraduate will be for the first day and postgraduate for the second day

zubbainno123: Whew........‎ thank GOD! Ju̶̲̥̅̊ڪ†̥ confirmed ♍Ɣ number now...finally I can now put ♍Ɣ mind †̥☺ rest!
........Ω̴̩̩̩̥α RUNSing finz remain now oooo,I need abt 40k ASAP.

is your parol like 200% sure ni cause that money much 4 runs
quick question God forbid if u don't get Lasgidi will there be a refund

Gods-child:
Yes Ohhh!...OLUWA will do your posting to your choice state sir!....Congrats!

Amen by fire, by Thunder,

Gods-child:
Bros, you are very correct sir...610 corpers ONLY are being paid in batch B...I also heard it is with long leg sef!..."Many Are Called, Few Are Chosen"...

i don't mind if i no see the 15k collect if am posted to lagos
since na teacher we dey go do
will be able to use that time to develop other area of my life and do some job test without stress

thank God just saw my name azonto activated remain posting i dey God hand

fadinus: Unilorin mobList out at the student affairs, don't dull ol

just heard waiting for my rep to help me check my name fingers crossed

Gods-child:
Hmmmm....Lagos pays 15k(I think)....Oyo pays 4k(I'm sure)...Kwara no idea, but it can't be more than 5k...

i heard for lagos only the first 500 to get to camp for the last batch were paid 15k the rest were oyo lo wa

morning peeps
hope its not only unabuja that they sent mobilisation list to, cause two days now and only one skul list is out

Ligxy: I've seen my number guys. so excited

congrats >:

morning peeps

Maria-G:
thats not the answer to my question

time table has been out for a long time now but here is a link to it
www.nysc.gov.ng/mobtable2012C.php

ednut1: tmany, where did dey paste it, cos na thursday dem tell me for students affairs

baba na wash! Was just kidding

CY09: that na original wash...no be so dem dey write the tin.

how them dey write am then

dlex21: sooo u are officially the 1st person...congrats
except nah wash o!!

confirm na wash just google call up number and edit d year and university
but how will we know really know the first person to get call up number

CY09: na lie joor!

how u know na lie

unilorin/2012/163122.

they should paste the dam list and the let the runs men start their work.
Too much suspense no good for body o

Ligxy: Follow the link below for list of ur basic needs for camp. It's very extensive: https://www.nairaland.com/876405/going-nysc-read-here-survival

MAIN POINTS
Condom and Birth Control/After-
Morning Pills 16 Photocopies of Statement of Result
(Original and Photocopies)
16 Photocopies of School ID Card
(Original and Photocopies)
16-24 copies of passport photo (take
as many as possible) Original & 16 Photocopies of Call-up
Letter (This will be taken and not
returned to you)
10 plain sheets of paper
A Pen
Stapler with your own pins (will save you a lot of begging)
Glue and Tipex (they say everything @
d camp is 4 sale, u want to save as
much as possible) NOTE: Make a lot of Photocopies before
going to Camp. A copy can be as much
as N20 at the Orientation Camp.
Please remember to also take the
original documents, some camps will
send you home if u don't have originals. +
A Cardigan 4 Round-necked white T-Shirts
Throughout your stay at the
orientation camp, you will only be
allowed to wear your white top and
shorts; you might not like the ones
that will be handed to you at camp so you can get those fitted brands as
long as they are white, With these duly
pointed out, no need to pack a lot of
clothes to the Camp. You should only
take a few in case you need to go to
Mosque on a Friday or Church on a Sunday. 2-3 extra pairs of white Shorts (All
white) A Pair Of Plain White Sneakers (NYSC
will give u 1 but you'd be lucky if they
fit plus it spoils quickly know Naija &
low quality things) 2 pairs of white socks A pair of slippers (These camps are
very dirty according to my source, The
bathrooms are filthy! The bedrooms
are dirty! The corridors are icky! Just
have something on your feet at all
times) DETTOL (very essential, BRING or BUY.
It's just to disinfect your bath water) Towel (BRING from home. At least you
know it's clean. Anything you buy
from Mami Market may or may not be
secondhand.) Bed-Sheets, Pillow Cases, and A Pillow.
(BRING from home. Again, the peace
of knowing what you're sleeping on is
clean. Mattresses will be provided by
NYSC. It is best to "double up" with the
mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick Handkerchief (BRING from home.
There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do
yourself a favor) Sleep clothes (BRING from home.
*note that it is ridiculously hot at night,
so a large t-shirt or long tank top and
little shorts will suffice) Underwear (Guard it jealously, I was
told people steal panties SMH) Detergent (BUY from market. Again,
this reduces the amount of load you're
bringing into camp. Remember how I
said camp offers no frills? You have to
wash your clothes, underwear, and
bed things. However, if you're lucky the mami market will have vendors
offering laundry services! The only
caveats are: you run the risk of your
stuff getting lost) A Novel (very essential esp. if u read a
lot, or if u get bored easily like me) u
can also bring board/Electronic games
if u like (Chess/Scrabble/PsP/
Gameboy) Money (About 10 to 15,000 Naira
should see you through the camp
period modestly. but if you have to
drink and hang out at The Mammy
market a lot, then you can take more
money depending on how much you can finish, be wise though! Sha budget
N1000 per day) Toiletries/Sanitary Pad (If you are
posted to the Up-North like Yobe and
Maidugiri, pls do not spray perfumes/
anything scented, or the flies won't
stop hugging you. For the ladies, u will
be wearing white all through when it’s time for your menstruation, beware of
stains. )
Bucket, soap dish (buy at the camp
site, don't stress yourself taking one to
the place, they always sell in the camp) Waist bag (Try to buy this before you
get to the camp, very very essential,
U've got to put all ur money in it and
tie it round ur waist, cos some people
won’t come to camp with money and
will steal) Torchlight and Batteries (BRING or
BUY. Seeing as there's hardly ever any
electricity, and you might want to read
at night, having the flashlight helps. Music (Ipod, MP3, Phone, , just take
your music, ) ATM card (u may need 2 run out and
get dough) Painkillers, Malaria Medicine, Allergy
Medicine, etc. (BRING from home. You
do not want to make the mistake of
getting ill in camp. The camp clinic is a
BIG JOKE!) Padlock (BRING or BUY. Well, you
might not need it if u have a hard
suitcase - no padlocks required. And
anyways, thieves apparently can tear
people's bags with scissors or knives
to get to their things) Sun Glasses/Face Cap: (It can get really
sunny, especially in the north, but I'll
advice all to take sun glasses since
you'll be standing on the parade
ground for long hours. unless it's
rainy season) MOSQUITO NET (My friend said the
camp is Mosquito's headquarters) If you have a camera you can take it
along because you will want to snap a
lot of scenes. If you have a Blackberry
phone, that’s good for you because
you can easily and share on social
networks. If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys
on camp who do that as business to
follow you around and snap you
wherever you go. They might charge
up to N2000 for the duration of the
camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in CDs at the
end of Camping. You will be fed three times a day in
camp but I must not lie to you, the
food there is nothing to write home
about. If you are someone like me
who loves to eat good food, make
provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along,
some breakfast cereals and
beverages. You should also hold extra
cash to eat at the Mami market. You
will get good foods there THINGS U DON’T NEED
Don’t take materials like pressing iron,
knife, fork, tin cutter to the camp. They
will be seized and returned to you
only on the last day of camping. I was
told this is a security measure. Food Flask (if you'll eat camp food, I
only stood in line for camp food once,
and almost got a slap from d lady
serving cos I didn't understand the
food, so Mammy Market was my
savior, and might be yours too, in the end my food flask was gathering dust
under my bed) Don't pack loads of unnecessary stuff.
As for day clothes (mufti) pack one or
two cos you'll only be allowed to go
on mufti on Sundays and you have 3
Sundays, so why pack all your
clothes? On the 1st day of registration, try to see that after you do your
registration where u declare your call-
up letter, you endeavor to register for
accommodation as early as possible, if
not you'll not have a place to sleep on
ur 1st night in camp, and that's not funny. The forms that will be handed to you
and attach your passport are very
easy to fill. Fill them correctly. After
your registration, you will be issued
with your State Code Number. This will
be like your PIN throughout your Service Year. After you have been given your State
Code, you should proceed straight to
collect your mattress and your NYSC
Kit. During my own time, I went
straight to my hostel (you will be
directed), put my mattress in place before going for my kit. Go for your kit
on time so that you can get your size. The Camp Commandant (the soldier in
charge) and the other soldiers may tell
you that if you participate in parade,
play volleyball, and do all they want
you to do, you will end up being
posted to a favorable place for you Primary Assignment - LIES! Soldiers
ain't got that power at all, maybe the
Camp director and some NYSC officials
can help, but not all of them have the
powers they claim. Have fun but never agree to be
manipulated or coerced into anything
by anyone. I wish everybody good
luck and I hope to see you in my
camp.

psoto:
Lmpao.....You must be kidding me....
Abeg if na joke, stop ‎ A̶̲̥̅♏.

Am not kidding don't know what to buy or not to buy but sure going to get my own white sneakers i hate that china product they give them

psoto: We hail you too dearie...The wait is almost over.
Start purchasing all you need for Camp o.

so what are we purchasing for camp cause was thinking will just go with empty hands and d nigerian government will take care of me for three weeks

yesboss20: B4 I 4get, it's happening at †ђξ University of Ilorin...convocation paroles on the 23-24th Oct. †ђat's where †ђξ parties wld be!
☀◦°◦Ɣξα˚◦˚☀!
^Rice, Semo, Vegetables Plenty^

boss so will ur tent be i around the skul dam cause will not like to miss this ur combo
hope u no invite pass 2 bus sha cause will not want much hold up that day

morning housemate
hope u all have a wonderful and splendid week ahead
Alot of good news is coming ur way this week

CY09: Dirty is an understatement, majority of the MOD's are retarded (there is one i dislike with passion, wetin be that him dirty name sef, seexsumfin)...i wonder how much Seun pays them that makes them feel so high.

I thought does guys were doing alamu job so they are pay them to be an a.s.s what a nice job heard alot of complain abt that sexssumfin i think the guy does not have a life in the real world so he tries to intimate people in the online world