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Romance / Re: I Saw A Packet Of Condom In My Girl Apartment by toastedbread: 10:00am On Aug 20, 2017
Intrepid01:


Bros you don't get it, do you buy packs of cigarette and keep at home for this your friends? It's not a problem if you get it for them on your way to buying something else. But I'm certain you don't buy extra.

To say that a person buys condom packs and keep for others is laughable....who goes around borrowing condom to straff in the first place?


inasmuch as we both know say the girl na like that, make we give her benefit of doubt.

to your question: yes i buy and keep at home for them smokers. where i stayed then had no shops.

there's nothing wrong with a female keeping a condom. the problem is when you're not the one who opened it or some are missing.
Romance / Re: Lolz: Who Is The Most Stupid Person? -photo by toastedbread: 9:53am On Aug 20, 2017
1 and 2 will fall down from 3's saw.
4 will bring himself down.
2 should save herself and not bother about bringing down 1.

4 is the stupid one.
Romance / Re: Love Found!! Another Nigerian Man Marries A White Woman by toastedbread: 9:36am On Aug 20, 2017
the hustle is real.
Romance / Re: I Saw A Packet Of Condom In My Girl Apartment by toastedbread: 9:32am On Aug 20, 2017
you're not the only guy who fox her. the gloves are meant for adhoc staffs who come visiting.

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Romance / Re: I Saw A Packet Of Condom In My Girl Apartment by toastedbread: 9:29am On Aug 20, 2017
Intrepid01:


Lol, see your gfs partner in crime ....your analogy will only make sense to someone without brain....so a non-smoker buys cigarette and keep just to give to others.....wehdone ma...kip defending your kind...

Mr Op , don't expect a girl that slept with you while she was still with someone else to be faithful to you...she can't give what she doesn't have....Oga stop catching stupid feelings , just enjoy the fantasy while it last...


i've had friends who smoke. sometimes when i go buy my booze, i pick some blaze for them.
if you see me with it, you'd say i smoke but i don't.
Romance / Re: I Saw A Packet Of Condom In My Girl Apartment by toastedbread: 9:25am On Aug 20, 2017
Michelle55:
undecided what's wrong with a young lady having a packet of condom? Ayam not understanding.. lemme wow you, I have over 7 packet of kiss condom. does it mean I'm using it? no I'm not,but I won't hesitate to give it to peeps that can't abstain.she might have gotten it from a health seminar she attended or a friend who's into health gave it to her.. op, don't read meanings into everything you come across.. trust your partner but if you are finding it difficult to trust her, confront her with your findings so that she can explain better. there's really no need for all these baseless assumptions!! !


see lamba!

Romance / Re: Pornography: Nigerians Are Going Local With King T Blak by toastedbread: 9:17am On Aug 20, 2017
Nutase:
What is the Nigerian govt doing about this black demon destroying the lives of our youth.



Modified: Everyone of you criticizing me, how will you feel if your daughter's or sisters go and act in his films of there own free will as you guys have said.


once you're old enough to vote, drive, enter a club... your life your rules.
if you choose to drink and drive, won't the person die alone?

"there is a way that seemeth right..."
Romance / Re: How To Know She Is A ‘runs Girl’ Without Meeting Her In Person by toastedbread: 8:13am On Aug 16, 2017
Charles4075:
Boondocks bro.grin


a P!mp named slickback.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by toastedbread: 7:47am On Aug 16, 2017
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Computers / Re: Apple Office In Lagos by toastedbread: 2:44pm On Aug 15, 2017
stacyadams:
sorry bro...the ones i thought was available is finished....i have 45 wattsd

can 45W power the ibook?
when do you think you can have the 65w again?
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by toastedbread: 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2017
jhorjhor:
He is truely special..looking forward to learning a lot from him..funded my lionsbet acct with small change that i can afford and joined the telegram page.


what's the telegram channel?
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by toastedbread: 10:47am On Aug 15, 2017
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Sports / Re: Who Is Ready To Join Me On This 2-plus Odds Journey.. by toastedbread: 7:57am On Aug 15, 2017
richybankx:
it would have been nice if add the league.. Don't you think so


Google any team that sounds strange and get the league.
nice work op.
Computers / Re: Apple Office In Lagos by toastedbread: 6:26am On Aug 15, 2017
stacyadams:
have u seen the charger,,i have it..

let's talk.
Romance / Re: 23 Year Old Marries 19 Year Old In Uyo (see Pictures) by toastedbread: 1:16pm On Aug 14, 2017
cool. nma27 adajoe555
TV/Movies / Re: Captain America "Civil War" Parts Shot In Lagos by toastedbread: 11:09am On Aug 14, 2017
see replica. if no be panadol, it can never be panadol.

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Religion / Re: Prayers That Break Curses And Destroys Ancestral Spirits. by toastedbread: 11:02am On Aug 14, 2017
nma27 coman go thru
Travel / Re: Picking Random People On The Highway While Travelling by toastedbread: 10:49am On Aug 14, 2017
sh!t happens along that east-west highway.

Well, you can't give lift when you're riding a 1200cc.

as for y'all doubting if the police searches underseat: keep one plastic coke around, carry an iPhone, wear a cheap invicta, put an aviator on your forehead, wear kobe's jersey, have 2 goldplated chainz on your neck and drive a camry.
Celebrities / Re: 2 Oyinbo Men And Afeez 'Agoro' Oladimeji, Nigerian Tallest Man Strike A Pose by toastedbread: 5:32pm On Aug 12, 2017
He should have been drafted by our local basketball leagues.
This dude should match Yao and Shaq.
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by toastedbread: 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2017
how dare you call me boy
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by toastedbread: 8:52pm On Aug 10, 2017
obidaddy:
I myself will carry you into the gates of Valhalla!

vikings?
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Valuable Thing You've Offered To Your Bae Or Boo?? by toastedbread: 1:53pm On Aug 10, 2017
Nma27:
Nice.
i dey look you with the side eye of my eyeglass.
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Valuable Thing You've Offered To Your Bae Or Boo?? by toastedbread: 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2017
time
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Convicted In An Elaborate Tax Fraud Scheme In The U.S by toastedbread: 11:30am On Aug 10, 2017
after making some reasonable funds from wire fraud, why not switch to a legit invest?

biko, if you can TEACH ME how to WIRE a house like an electrician, PM ME.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Convicted In An Elaborate Tax Fraud Scheme In The U.S by toastedbread: 11:30am On Aug 10, 2017
after making some reasonable funds from wire fraud, why not switch to a legit invest?

biko, if you TEACH ME how to WIRE a house like an electrician, PM ME.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Convicted In An Elaborate Tax Fraud Scheme In The U.S by toastedbread: 11:26am On Aug 10, 2017
Ncsamuel:
Afonja again?! Wait are there no other jobs that these young afonja men can do?


i condemn criminality.

there are other jobs but why hardwork when there's smartwork and softwerk.
Pets / Re: Meet Some Of My Gsds (DDR Bloodlines) by toastedbread: 8:29am On Aug 10, 2017
Nma27:
Lolz. Hope u love dogs
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I love the hushpuppy. So cute with gucci skin cheesy
Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by toastedbread: 8:26am On Aug 10, 2017
blackbeau1:
Erm ,did they get married in court ? If no, the property law doesn't apply. Anyway, long and short, he should get his own lawyer . His lawyer would know what to do. He should look for the most sneaky, talented and smart lawyer he can find.


Like this lawyer?

Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by toastedbread: 8:11am On Aug 10, 2017
delishpot:


If the child had known him as father, if he has given the child his name, if he has signed to be the child's father, he may be forced to pay child support. Law takes the child into consideration in some cases.



Sexual frustration or cheating can happen to males and females. Just like men also cheat esp if the wife's job takes her outside 5he home for extended periods of time and people would say sex is important in marriage, so does a wife also need her husband to have sex with her too. So yes, the temptation may come. You don't blame a cheating man when his wife is a workaholic and is always not around why then do you think the woman should be abandoned in a cold bed and the man feigning he doesn't know she misses sex too?


I condemn all forms of cheating.


Didn't she know that her husband is a globetrotter before she said yes to him?
It's just like comfortably dating a DJ who will not be at home from 8pm-6am on the weekends. After marriage, you start cheating and blame it on his absence. Didn't you know his job takes him away every weekend?

Since the Dna test revealed the child isn't his, it shows that the man made the mistake of making a hoe a housewife.
(listen to Natedogg, warrenG, snoop and you'll understand).

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Pets / Re: Meet Some Of My Gsds (DDR Bloodlines) by toastedbread: 7:54am On Aug 10, 2017
Nma27:
Cute... ToastedBread come see man's best frd


And intruder attacker.
This op go get half container load of pedigree.
Car Talk / Re: Who Can Handle This 2,000 Horsepower Nissan GT-R? (video) by toastedbread: 3:22pm On Aug 09, 2017
I can handle this. haven't you seen me playing NFS or GTA?

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