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affairs of the heart ft Nas.

did you send her a message by that 1am and she replied?

probably she slept off and her wifi was still on. before you conclude, check properly.

WowSweetGuy:
GF...lol,that didnt even come to mind..I was just feeling embarrased and didnt want to make another mistake...what if she rejected my advances? this is my job and no movie

rejected? haha.
checking into a single room is a sign she wants something. i've been on such trips and they booked double rooms.
if she wanted to save cost, why send you 20k? she had her doubts about you and you just confirmed it.
official work ended immediately the mou was signed.

do you take alcohol?

:S

yes but...

WowSweetGuy:
but she wore a pyjamas and i really no balls to try to touch her coz of her personality

you don't expect her to make the move and you reject her. that's the highest eff up you can imagine.
she expected you to read the signs and do your bad boy thing.

your only excuse will be "you don't want to cheat on your gf" but you did, technically.

she expected you to make a move and unfortunately, you still showed her who's boss in the other room.
you messed up. you couldn't man up.

you sound pained. did your lady sleep with someone?

you used a generator to bleep her? the aboki radio your wife will go listen to is still under construction.

women are more complicated than males. what worked with brunette cannot work with blonde. you just have to go back and relearn.

do you need a prophet to explain the writing on the wall?
these girls will never learn.

mank1234:
If this is true, then much thought wasn't given to developing the procedure by them. Very poor.

if true? I've got a lot to protect therefore I cannot mislead the public. I still want you to verify independently.
You're correct. The procedure never took into consideration what we have now. I believe the programmers will be looking into it.

With AccessBank, it's possible.
Transfers/ recharges requires BVN and with a stolen phone, you can request for the BVN, then use d code and authenticate the transfer.

Why haven't they put a WANTED PERSON photograph everywhere? What' the point in doing fingerprint and facial registration?
Arrest whoever owns the fidelity bank account.
Get the atm footage of whoever withdrew the money.

That's how my friends tuition (60k) was withdrawn by a ghost in uba and nothing happened.

Future wife, take note! NO HOUSE HELP/ ASSISTANT!
If you can't cook, I will cook.

Bruno3000:
guy I need a time machine

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Build-a-Time-Machine-Vortex-Distortion-Spa/

Bruno3000:
Aswear... me too. I remember my bone thugs n harmony selection!

I love that first album. Fav jams ar ecstasy, bad weed blues bone bone,...
Jamming with m discman.

Babalegba:
It's working now. I just subscribed on two sims.

sharp guy. 1gb for 50bucks

adajoe555:
yes he will

i can be the doc just incase... you know how the wind clears anything in its path.

btw, your profile pic is amazing.

adajoe555:
Not only hurricane I will tornado him too for sure

tornado? hope he survives it.

adajoe555:
Ok

guess you'll hurricane the lucky guy off his feet

adajoe555:
All these things for a girl. hey you won kill the guy buy buy buy, which one will you buy for him nko




Toastedbread come and see oh

i came and saw...
some points are valid. nothing wrong with surprise gifts.

Sniper12:
like keeping fowl as pet, one day u go chop am

hahahahaha. seems you go like chicken drumstick o.
but i no dey chop fowl wey i keep as pet.

something is not just right.
how can 1sars, 1inspector go for a raid?

even in hollywood movies, you'll see the lone actor show his badge, lower his gun and come out.

our trigger itchy finger cops need some level of training.

boostdom:
The dead security operatives probably didn't have warrants. These clowns trespass private properties with reckless abandon.

does warrant ever work in this country? just don't be on the wrong side of the law.

very true.

MrCork:
...and every time u meet a Nigerian chick..she steers at Yor pocket as if she no the exact amount u have innnnnnit..am I LYIN?

that's why some guys fill their wallets with news papers.

it's a gift and a curse.

i don't womanise nor smoke but my liquor? even my madam suppose dey take 2 thots at least.

kennygee:
Three crimes dragging us back in this country.

Corruption

Drug trafficking

Internet Fraud

If we can metre out the death penalties for these crimes, things would be better.

But then, our judicial system sucks.

please name a country on earth that doesn't have the problems u listed.