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Romance / Re: At The Valley Of Decisions by toastedbread: 12:26pm On Sep 16, 2017
affairs of the heart ft Nas.
Romance / Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife by toastedbread: 12:20pm On Sep 16, 2017
did you send her a message by that 1am and she replied?

probably she slept off and her wifi was still on. before you conclude, check properly.
Romance / Re: My Female Boss Told Me To Strip Unclad In Front Of Her by toastedbread: 12:16pm On Sep 16, 2017
WowSweetGuy:
GF...lol,that didnt even come to mind..I was just feeling embarrased and didnt want to make another mistake...what if she rejected my advances? this is my job and no movie


rejected? haha.
checking into a single room is a sign she wants something. i've been on such trips and they booked double rooms.
if she wanted to save cost, why send you 20k? she had her doubts about you and you just confirmed it.
official work ended immediately the mou was signed.

do you take alcohol?

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Romance / Re: The Kind Of Girls You Should Run From by toastedbread: 12:11pm On Sep 16, 2017
:S

Romance / Re: In Your Opinion, Is There Sexual Satisfaction Without Orgasm? by toastedbread: 12:09pm On Sep 16, 2017
yes but...
Romance / Re: My Female Boss Told Me To Strip Unclad In Front Of Her by toastedbread: 12:06pm On Sep 16, 2017
WowSweetGuy:
embarassed but she wore a pyjamas and i really no balls to try to touch her coz of her personality


you don't expect her to make the move and you reject her. that's the highest eff up you can imagine.
she expected you to read the signs and do your bad boy thing.

your only excuse will be "you don't want to cheat on your gf" but you did, technically.

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Romance / Re: My Female Boss Told Me To Strip Unclad In Front Of Her by toastedbread: 11:55am On Sep 16, 2017
she expected you to make a move and unfortunately, you still showed her who's boss in the other room.
you messed up. you couldn't man up.

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Romance / Re: The News About Women Cheating Increases Unmarried Ladies by toastedbread: 11:50am On Sep 16, 2017
you sound pained. did your lady sleep with someone?

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Romance / Re: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by toastedbread: 11:49am On Sep 16, 2017
you used a generator to bleep her? the aboki radio your wife will go listen to is still under construction.
Romance / Re: Who Is More Complicated Between Men And Women by toastedbread: 10:53am On Sep 16, 2017
women are more complicated than males. what worked with brunette cannot work with blonde. you just have to go back and relearn.
Romance / Re: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by toastedbread: 10:44am On Sep 16, 2017
do you need a prophet to explain the writing on the wall?
these girls will never learn.

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Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by toastedbread: 9:13am On Sep 15, 2017
i crashed my MERCEDES to see if it BENDS.

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Crime / Re: Exposed! New Method Used By Criminals To Steal Money From Bank Accounts by toastedbread: 8:10pm On Sep 14, 2017
mank1234:
If this is true, then much thought wasn't given to developing the procedure by them. Very poor.



if true? I've got a lot to protect therefore I cannot mislead the public. I still want you to verify independently.
You're correct. The procedure never took into consideration what we have now. I believe the programmers will be looking into it.
Crime / Re: Exposed! New Method Used By Criminals To Steal Money From Bank Accounts by toastedbread: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2017
With AccessBank, it's possible.
Transfers/ recharges requires BVN and with a stolen phone, you can request for the BVN, then use d code and authenticate the transfer.

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Business / Re: True Story Of Pensioner Who Was "Chased Away By Diamond Bank Manager" by toastedbread: 1:06pm On Sep 14, 2017
Why haven't they put a WANTED PERSON photograph everywhere? What' the point in doing fingerprint and facial registration?
Arrest whoever owns the fidelity bank account.
Get the atm footage of whoever withdrew the money.

That's how my friends tuition (60k) was withdrawn by a ghost in uba and nothing happened.

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Crime / Re: Housemaid Who Uses Rats To Cook Jollof Rice For Her Madam Confesses (Video) by toastedbread: 9:55am On Sep 14, 2017
Future wife, take note! NO HOUSE HELP/ ASSISTANT!
If you can't cook, I will cook.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gone Are The Days.. When Men Were Boys... Pictures Included by toastedbread: 11:48pm On Sep 13, 2017

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gone Are The Days.. When Men Were Boys... Pictures Included by toastedbread: 11:30pm On Sep 13, 2017
Bruno3000:
Aswear... me too. I remember my bone thugs n harmony selection!


I love that first album. Fav jams ar ecstasy, bad weed blues bone bone,...
Jamming with m discman.
Phones / Re: Airtel Trybe Night Plan Not Working by toastedbread: 2:33pm On Sep 13, 2017
Babalegba:
It's working now. I just subscribed on two sims.

sharp guy. 1gb for 50bucks
Romance / Re: Sweep Him Off His Feet by toastedbread: 2:31pm On Sep 13, 2017
adajoe555:





yes he will


i can be the doc just incase... you know how the wind clears anything in its path.

btw, your profile pic is amazing.
Romance / Re: Sweep Him Off His Feet by toastedbread: 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2017
adajoe555:


Not only hurricane I will tornado him too for sure
wink

tornado? hope he survives it.
Romance / Re: Sweep Him Off His Feet by toastedbread: 12:04pm On Sep 13, 2017
adajoe555:
Ok

guess you'll hurricane the lucky guy off his feet
Romance / Re: Some Guys Can Be So UNROMANTIC.. by toastedbread: 12:02pm On Sep 13, 2017
adajoe555:




All these things for a girl. hey you won kill the guy buy buy buy, which one will you buy for him nko




Toastedbread come and see oh


i came and saw...
some points are valid. nothing wrong with surprise gifts.
Romance / Re: Is It Really Bad To Test Your GF/BF ??? by toastedbread: 10:36am On Sep 13, 2017
Sniper12:
like keeping fowl as pet, one day u go chop am

hahahahaha. seems you go like chicken drumstick o.
but i no dey chop fowl wey i keep as pet.
Crime / Re: SARS Officer, Police Inspector Killed In Port-Harcourt At Suspect's House by toastedbread: 8:57am On Sep 13, 2017
something is not just right.
how can 1sars, 1inspector go for a raid?

even in hollywood movies, you'll see the lone actor show his badge, lower his gun and come out.

our trigger itchy finger cops need some level of training.
Crime / Re: SARS Officer, Police Inspector Killed In Port-Harcourt At Suspect's House by toastedbread: 8:36am On Sep 13, 2017
boostdom:
The dead security operatives probably didn't have warrants. These clowns trespass private properties with reckless abandon.


does warrant ever work in this country? just don't be on the wrong side of the law.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Is This True? by toastedbread: 8:26am On Sep 13, 2017
very true.
Romance / Re: No Romance Witout Finance?...really? by toastedbread: 8:02am On Sep 13, 2017
MrCork:
...and every time u meet a Nigerian chick..she steers at Yor pocket as if she no the exact amount u have innnnnnit..am I LYIN? angry


that's why some guys fill their wallets with news papers.

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Romance / Re: Teenage Pregnancy - A Blessing Or Curse? by toastedbread: 7:21am On Sep 13, 2017
it's a gift and a curse.
Romance / Re: Which Of This Can You Give Up For Your Love? Weed, Alcohol Or Womanising by toastedbread: 9:34pm On Sep 12, 2017
i don't womanise nor smoke but my liquor? even my madam suppose dey take 2 thots at least.
Crime / Re: Nigerian 'Yahoo' Boy Sentenced To Jail In UK Over Credit Card Fraud. Photo by toastedbread: 8:01pm On Sep 12, 2017
kennygee:
Three crimes dragging us back in this country.

Corruption

Drug trafficking

Internet Fraud

If we can metre out the death penalties for these crimes, things would be better.

But then, our judicial system sucks.


please name a country on earth that doesn't have the problems u listed.

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