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Scopemaster:
shey the thing get refridgerator, toilet, resturant and another phone slut in it.......... Cos i no wan understand this people wey dey sell phone dis days ehn.......
Blackphone come, Iphone come, sony come, LG come, samsung come, tecno come, huawei come....... Now MALATA again..... As i don tire self...... Mtcheeeew...... MALATA kor, PALOMA ni....... Oshiiiii.....

The thing get country inside so all these things are there too plus more

jayzblack:
when it is sold 10k jst let me knw

dancok:
who ask u before.

I'm sorry sir.

dancok:
I think that was all a mistake, how can they sell android phone for that price.

if you ask me, na who I go ask?

ehix89:
mtchewwwww....do I hv dat kind of money in my acct sef,e go beta sha

bros, God go provide.

seunny4lif:

God don store my number and name
Wait self God dey call me

nah Glo dey call you

hustler86:
Hahahahah , this is the type of phone #AdekunleGold was singing about in #Pickup.
I need to buy it shapaly. Sule wia U I beg boro me #500k mke I use buy malata take call God I heard He'll pickup personally nt by personal assistant. (I.e Angel Gabriel)
#IranuAbasha

abeg when you buy am, you go borrow me one minute for your phone.

seunny4lif:

Na special heaven Glo line by Gloworld

I just dey hear that one oh.

ajebuter:
Six guilders for you.. with 2 wraps of akure weed...

Akure weed??

no be wetin the jumia operator smoke be that?

I will pass thank you.

seunny4lif:


This pastor na ole

I am a man of God please.

pay the money or I will disconnect your line from calling God

seunny4lif:

No

the last time I wanted to call God with the phone using my Glo line, na my landlord wey dey second floor pick.

for say na the daughter, e for don better. but then I can call her with my normal phone.

seunny4lif:

No

I don tell you sha.

ajebuter:
ok oh.. You go tell me what is wrong with my Nokia 3310 wey I take rubber band hold...

the difference is that your nokia 3310 will call our ancestors
but this one will call into the future.

seunny4lif:

God no agree pick MTN line so na Glo I use

you sure say Glo go reach heaven?
Glo never reach my area finish

Na pilot wey dey fly for air you go dey call if you use Glo

seunny4lif:

EFCC no dey carry man of God

My name is actually Pastor Tobi
general overseer of the Malata church worldwide.

you can send me the money now.

seunny4lif:

God think na MTN wan report NCC to him

help them report nah

ajebuter:
If I receive a generous largess from dasukigate, why not?

But with my hard earned money?

I dey crase?

no. you are just stinking rich

seunny4lif:

My pastor warn me about give money to people
EFCC fit carry you

But your pastor dey collect from you abi?

seunny4lif:
No
I don buy the fone since last week
But na Angel Gabriel dey pick since until last nite dat I connected straight to Jesus
Na MTN make God no dey pick am since

I hope say no be cheat you dey use call Jesus sha

I don't have to tell you the implication of that.

Carter4luv:
The phone dey increase life.

Yup! by one extra minute.

nduusi:
What special function does the phone have? nduu.si@gmail.com, does it help students pay school fees in dollar or pounds just like me? Can it sell dollar or pounds at a cheaper rate? If it doesn't I think the phone should look for me not the other way round.

Marketer! korrect guy!!

seunny4lif:

U no wan connect to God

Leave connection to me and God.

send me the money.

columbus007:
Op,pls check ur browser very well maybe it works up side down

never!

Google Chrome of Life!

you have now been banned from using any google product for that statement.

Socketbet:
Will it ring alarm of coming of Christ??
Mtcheeeeeeew

buy am first
send me the money make I buy am for you.

room089:
Has the phone got Obama's phone numbers in it?

wetin you wan use Obama's number do?
once he sees that the number calling him starts with +234 He go off phone.

Omotaday:
i bought my land 200k in a lively town with a tertiary institution in ogun state. you actually buy almost 3 plots with that amount.

Are you kidding me?
make i start to dey save oh!

the plot of land near you is still for sale?

seunny4lif:
Unless I fit connect direct to God with the fone even if na Angel Gabriel no problem

Angel Gabriel go pick your call?

Yomieluv:
Somebody somewhere has just placed an order for this here in Nigeria.

Oga sir, I know say na you.
no dey form coded for us here

DaBullIT:
craze man



You don use am?

I dey wait for the UK used version

seunny4lif:

The fone is cheap now cos it's new year offer

Oya do new year for me nah.
buy me the phone
send me the money to buy the phone

donmayorgroup:
There is a mistake there. Malata Max5 (M5) costs between N40,000 and N50,000.
Common sense should tell us that even iphone7 wouldn't go for this amount.for what. Na motor?

It's a mistake but the mistake is literary too costly

efemena22:
hehehehe, guy u nor well, be like say na dat version I go buy cos I gat talk wit God...

you sure say you go fit buy the credit for that kind call?