seunny4lif:

U no wan connect to God

nduusi:
What special function does the phone have? nduu.si@gmail.com, does it help students pay school fees in dollar or pounds just like me? Can it sell dollar or pounds at a cheaper rate? If it doesn't I think the phone should look for me not the other way round.

lekjons:
Maybe their operator high on dried sh!t..

Carter4luv:
The phone dey increase life.

tobbie247:


Leave connection to me and God.

send me the money.

seunny4lif:
No
I don buy the fone since last week
But na Angel Gabriel dey pick since until last nite dat I connected straight to Jesus
Na MTN make God no dey pick am since

seunny4lif:

My pastor warn me about give money to people
EFCC fit carry you

tobbie247:


I hope say no be cheat you dey use call Jesus sha

I don't have to tell you the implication of that.

ajebuter:
If I receive a generous largess from dasukigate, why not?

But with my hard earned money?

I dey crase?

tobbie247:


But your pastor dey collect from you abi?

seunny4lif:

God think na MTN wan report NCC to him

tobbie247:




help them report nah

seunny4lif:

EFCC no dey carry man of God

tobbie247:


no. you are just stinking rich

seunny4lif:

God no agree pick MTN line so na Glo I use

tobbie247:


My name is actually Pastor Tobi
general overseer of the Malata church worldwide.

you can send me the money now.

tobbie247:


you sure say Glo go reach heaven?
Glo never reach my area finish

Na pilot wey dey fly for air you go dey call if you use Glo

ajebuter:



ok oh.. You go tell me what is wrong with my Nokia 3310 wey I take rubber band hold...

seunny4lif:

No

tobbie247:


I don tell you sha.

seunny4lif:

No

tobbie247:



the difference is that your nokia 3310 will call our ancestors
but this one will call into the future.

tobbie247:


the last time I wanted to call God with the phone using my Glo line, na my landlord wey dey second floor pick.

for say na the daughter, e for don better. but then I can call her with my normal phone.

seunny4lif:


This pastor na ole

ajebuter:



Six guilders for you.. with 2 wraps of akure weed...

seunny4lif:

Na special heaven Glo line by Gloworld

tobbie247:


I am a man of God please.

pay the money or I will disconnect your line from calling God

hustler86:
Hahahahah , this is the type of phone #AdekunleGold was singing about in #Pickup.
I need to buy it shapaly. Sule wia U I beg boro me #500k mke I use buy malata take call God I heard He'll pickup personally nt by personal assistant. (I.e Angel Gabriel)
#IranuAbasha

seunny4lif:

God don store my number and name
Wait self God dey call me

tobbie247:




I just dey hear that one oh.

Elxandre:
Malata indeed...

I'd rather kill myself and run away than buy this for 460k
Does it have an Intel i7 chip inside?
Abi it's running OS X?

On a serious note, I think it's an error.