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just hope she doesn't go down the path her mum did....

nitwits crying foul. this Ibo ppl gaan

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you
examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the
time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine
sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still
been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have
been alive and practicing law.

Wicked response!!!

The purpose of the the thread has been negated. Post only entry level jobs pls

MIKOLOWISKA:
Were you in a coma when soludo was sacked for trying to do just that. Guess with all your school you've never heard of Re denomination. Ask Ghana read a book.at least newspaper headlines.so you don't Embarrass yourself globally

I endured ur ignorance till the right moment. Can you please tell me how much 1dollar costs now Guess u know now u just an ignorant fellow who knows nothing more than wat he is told

How are they any different Immortality just in a different way. They are not any different!!! Smh

Is this the season of falling trucks?

Good morning. I am a recent graduate of civil engineering awaiting service this November. I am with little or no proficiency in structural design aside the one taught in school. I have no experience whatsoever. Any help getting a company that accepts to train pple like me? Pls an urgent response is highly appreciated

Good afternoon. Pls I graduated with a 2.87 b.tech in civil engineering. What are my prospects in landing an admission for an m.sc . Thanks in anticipation

A 2.2 plus masters nko. Is it eligible

I think this is politics, it should be played as chess. If played as opon, then something is wrong

Ok

When APC won almost all the LG polls, it was all well. Is APC ever contented?

M still basking in the euphoria of yesterday's win

allanphash7:
You are mouthed
Have this and 72 cartons of heineken

hizaya61:
U get mouth die

hizaya61:
U get mouth die

kuroben4real:
obviously u got it right. U must be a fan of the best club in the world... Vamosss #barca

Thanks jare.

If barca no win by margin of two, den ban me from nairaland for two years......@ Lala
Modified: I tok am. Barca finished them as predicted. My stay on nairaland is secured.

Goooooood!!!! Never had such moment of thought for a long time. Best post Av read on nairaland dis year

A part of me wants to believe he truly innocent, but seems he has a lot of secrets up his sleeves

victor2008:
u playing with cancer bro

victor2008:
u playing with cancer bro

Nairaland e - doctor

Ok

Yes sir. 1.8 mil is much but I think it's a price am willing to pay. In as much my G.P of 2.8 doesn't come in the way.

Pato is just a chestbeater. If you will gladly undermine any thesis made out of Nigeria, pls lets see any of your publications. Lets see how much depths they have. Never did T22 argue any of your point with you. He has his reasons. Quality was never part of his contentions. I don't know why you are hypertensive over it. At least he is being of help to pple. Be of help too n stop being a whimp

If only I was God for a day, I myself can't imagine what I would do to these rascals.....

MKO4ever:
Godwin!!

Do you have a life?

tanimola22:
Courses for postgraduate studies are in their hundreds and you'd have to be specific about the specific postgraduate course you hope to do.

Probably an M.SC in structures (a branch of civil engineering)

Graduated with a 2.8 G.P.A in civil engineering. What are the chances of gaining an admission in a US school for postgraduate studies.

Lets see if #babaonechance can fix dis facet of the country,if he does, he becomes my personal persona

publicenemy:
Fayose?

leave the mumu. Can't differentiate between ffk n fayose. He must be a Toddler, knows nothing about politics nor the game players

Gud day. Mine is 013888003381103. I also school in Lautech, how can I meet you?

temitemi1:
Beautiful people . GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

Go get a life

Ok