₦airaland Forum

ndibeemma:
;DJesus first to comment ooo!!dancing shoki.anyway we need to improve on our safety awareness in naija

R u ok. Dancing shoki to your 17th position post. Dude wake up

Sooo bad. I always wanted to engage in this business, but this has always been my greatest of fears.....

I sincerely hope Nigerians don't do anything stupid, we can still be the forbearing brother we used to be. Don't let ur fellow bro lose their jobs over this. Much has been lost, we can't afford to lose more

make 1 dollar equal 1 naira?? am now sure as hell dis man didnt go to skul

jus for fun. if you r told only one person is gonna win amongst the two apc candidates, i.e GMB will win while Ambo will loose or vice versa, which would you prefer??

trying to prove prof for soldiers, prof only means things to pple it means things to. to soldiers, you are just one bloody civilians.... thank your stars

CrazyScientist:
educated illiterates, science can explain this

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dumb you!!!!! Can science explain how you got this foolish? Abeg, let Dem marvel at it.

Okada!!!!! #runs out of thread

The mosquitoes don belefu ni o. come try am for warri, u go know say mosquitoes dey mean person.

Tashamania:
MadCow1 candidate in the female competition didnt win, she came last sef

Why are you begging your way through failure?

please will your vote for me

rokiatu:
ya all some comedians

I've got packs... please vote for www.nairaland.com/boombay

MadCow1:
Free Campaign advice...

Tell the guy to change his DP sharply unless he wants to take the comic route to success..

Why ehn go snap inside bush?

MADCOW 1
I begged you first to vote and campaign for boombay
please I'm on my kneels
kingtom You promised to vote for boombay

rokiatu:
ya all some comedians

I've got packs... please vote for www.nairaland.com/boombay

MadCow1:
You are most welcome...


Please do.. I will offer my services to you for free.



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Please! I'm the guy you promised 3000 naira worth of airtime if i give you 50 vote for temigracie.... I did but my vote was invalid because i didn't register before October 14



please sir I want you to vote and campaign for me
www.nairaland.com/boombay
boombay was banned earlier today but wil be free tomorrow...
please sir i beg you!

Why should he be banned for doing Nothing...
he is a mr nairaland contestant campaigning to win
not to be suffering any ban punishment
he was banned by antispambot for doing Nothing...
I beg seun, mizmycoli,dygeasy and antispambot to do something..
www.nairaland.com/boombay

I nominate boombay





www.nairaland.com/boombay
The cutest of them all!

teeo:
Simply send a picture of you holding a sign, showing your username written on it to
Dygeasy (yunusgbolahan@yahoo.com)
- Mizmycoli (mizmycoli@gmail.com)

when will the nominations stop?

I nominate my self!

But wait oh!
this our new miss nairaland resemble suarez
she don threaten to bite seun if she no win!

KingTom:
Guy if you comot my intestine this night shey you go happy?

Na so we see am oh

How can they make suarez's sister miss nairaland?













I no talk anything oh!

LARRYDKING: buh we hear of cult clash and killings in Lautech, i have a friend there anyway who tells me if u come to lautech, u have to be care, u dont knw who is who.

I wonder when hearing alone became sufficient to start spewing trash from your slackened opening you call mouth. Wen did omole become pro chancellor at lautech??

Wetin I do Una.mikel dis, Mikel DAT. Naonli me waka come. I go sha try change

rattlesnake: haba......christains are so ignorant...what do u mean by comparing praise or worship...did u attend bible school at alll?.....u are the type of person that believes worship is slow Music while praise is fast...IGNORANCE IN THE PEAK LEVEL.....this is why all dis atheist laugh at we xtains...PRAISING GOD IS ALSO WORSHIPING HIM...AND WORSHIPING GOD IS ALSO PRAISING HIM.....there is nothing like style..u can even use rap to worship God and use slow hymns to praise him....seems you dont know what u are doing in church...i advice you to become a Buddhist

y do u want 2 prove i too knw here. Evribody undastands dat. Wat d Op is tryin 2 ask whc session do we enjoy paz. Did u eva go 2 skul at all? If u went 2 a gud skul, dey would definitely teach u gns 101. We also av our 9ja english. N in diz our english, it is definitely different

Whr bulshit happens. Am waiting 4 d news when obasanjo wit a degree in theology bkums CAN president. *Folded arms* B-)

Danny shittu wat? I'd rather hire a lame man 2 do his job

wetin c0ncern us...jst tel fg to pay ASUU...my ass d0n dhey sm0ke for auz!

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SimonAndal:
To teach who? Boko Haram or Almajiri?

It's either they're kidnapped or they are bombed. Afterall western education is haram.

dem wan teach boko haram hw to make advanced bomb

tjskii: Pls if therz a better way to cook stew,do share,was so frustrated lastwk,I was superhungry and decided to cook stew,d stupid water took so much time in draining from d pepper,by den I was seeing double from hunger

broz yhu for chop battery na!

tjskii: Pls if therz a better way to cook stew,do share,was so frustrated lastwk,I was superhungry and decided to cook stew,d stupid water took so much time in draining from d pepper,by den I was seeing double from hunger

broz yhu for chop battery na!

God help us