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Literature / Re: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by Todd(m): 8:57pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
yeah.. so i like how i kinda schooled everyone, like everyone stopped posting after i posted my 3 posts, (essays worth) no one to have a argumentitive dicussion with |
Romance / Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Todd(m): 8:54pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
.... todd=confused... wait you mean all good again, or something |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 8:48pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
lioness: what does that mean?? |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 8:41pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
@AguNwoke HA HA hA i just figured that out, (took me a grand total of about 30 seconds and i had to repeat it to myself like 10 times) no wonder you get slaped! but very clever |
Literature / Re: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by Todd(m): 8:32pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
some of whose films? |
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons To Date A Geek... by Todd(m): 12:29am On Jan 12, 2006 |
do marching band kids count as geeks or nerds? and if so, MB ppl are great at insturments, so he/she can play you a song. i my self am a band-nerd BHS!!! woot i play xylophone, but i am not your typical band-person steriotype, i am not really a nerd or geek or anything.... |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 12:19am On Jan 12, 2006 |
how do you tell if a girl likes you? (by there actions or subtle reactions i mean) Ps. just wondering, but do polorbares have periods too? if so that would be kind of messy on the fur |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 12:15am On Jan 12, 2006 |
yeah so i am pretty alsome-ness |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 12:09am On Jan 12, 2006 |
srry i forgot one of my favorites; It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary-school teacher was trying to get to know her students. "what did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie. "My family and I went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered. "That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you, Emma?" "We rode our bikes together." "that sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to timmy in the corner of the room. "What did you do timmy?" "oh, nothing," the boy responded timidly. "nothing? you didnt visit the beach?" "No." "Did you ride Bikes?" "Never!" the boy yelled "We never ride bikes together!" "why not?" said the teacher. "I don't know," explained timmy. "But my dad says tat when mom and my sister are cycling together, he has to get the hell out of town." |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 11:54pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
here are some random ones: Element name: WOMAN Symbol:WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical Properties: Active, often unstable. Possesses strong molecular attraction to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Usage: An extreamly good catlyast for dispersion of wealth. Probably themost powerful income-reducing agen known. Caution: Highly explosive in in experenced hands. Q:what is six inches long, wrinkly, has a big head, and drives women wild? A:a hundred-dollar bill. Q: what is the difference between your penis and your paycheck? A: you cna allways find a woman to blow your paycheck. So did your hear about the new Blonde paint? its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q:how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:16 one to actually do it, and 15 to complain that her boyfreind should do it. Q:how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:21, 1 to do it, 20 to form a support group. Q:whats the differnce between Mad Cow Desise and PMS? A:Lipstick Jonny went to his father and says, "dad, what is the difference between hypothetical, and reality?" so his dad says "well son, go ask your sister if she'd do johnny next door for 500 grand, then ask your mother if she'd screw the mailman for 500 grand." So the kid goes off, and 5 mins later, says "sis said hell yeah, and mom said sure." so the father leans tward the little boy and says, "well son hypotheticaly, we are millionares, but in reality, we are just living with a couple of whores." |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 11:31pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
if you suspect a girl may like you, how can you tell for sure without actually being like "hey ______ um do you like me?" girls are confusing... heres a little intresting joke: Q:why did they call it PMS? A:because Mad Cow Disease was already taken |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 11:24pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
guys pipe in, tell me if i am right and add suggestions (oh and probaly try to smile at him a lot, not so much as to say "i am crazy" or to creep him out, but just subtly...) ps z4m, you should start another list, "how to make a guy smile" |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 11:19pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
@idollier haha i have a joke book that is intitled "jokes women wont laugh at" (full of antifeminist jokes and blonde jokes) but any way, to get a guy to smile you have to [list] [li]be really nice to him[/li] [li]show him you care[/li] [li]be intrested in what he does[/li] [li]have a pretty face is allways a plus[/li] [/list] yeah so that is all i can think of off the top of my head... (this may not go for all guys) |
Romance / Re: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Todd(m): 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
what if you cant play a guitar?? woot xylophone (or anyother mallet insturment) |
Romance / Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Todd(m): 10:52pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
J/W but what is "dutch" or what ever like "passing the dutch" what dose that mean? |
Literature / Re: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - Book 6 by Todd(m): 10:44pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
@pie1ect pie1ect: [size=14pt]No threat to harry?[/size] What, do you mean other than Malfoy, Snape, Greyback, and all of the other deatheaters there? Had harry attacked malfoy, he would of been seen, and been killed by snape, or greyback, or any of the other deatheaters. remember the prophecy saying roughly that eather harry had to kill voldemort, or he would be killed by voldemort. Dumbeldore knowing that if harry attacked malfoy, the other deatheaters, (obviously there were more from the dark mark sign) would come up and kill him (harry). obviously sacrificed his life for Harry's, (sorta) ps emma watson=beautiful |
Literature / Re: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - Book 6 by Todd(m): 10:33pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
Harry potter 7 is gonna be amazing. Too bad it is 7 I kinda want more HP Ps emma watson=beautiful |
Literature / Re: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by Todd(m): 12:55am On Jan 11, 2006 |
I don't really know if there is any such thing as witchcraft. GO salako you got it man i have read books 1,2,3,4,5, and 6. i have also seen the movies 1,2,3 &4.Go enchantra please i want some one to try to contradict me. i want to be tried of being wrong. give me your best shot! |
Literature / Re: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by Todd(m): 12:35am On Jan 11, 2006 |
both Harry AND Voldemort can do magic. Ha ha ha ha lets look at STARWARS. Jedi have supernatural powers much like Magic. there are also the Sith (bad jedis) they use the force for evil. now if magic is a power from the devil, and the force is almost exactly the same, are you saying that yoda, Obi-wan, luke are evil Kids are not smart enough to know it's not real. really? that is stupid, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A CHILDS INTELECT!! but you may say "well santa isnt real" and my reply to that is they believe in santa because you tell them to, you are a parental figure, you are infallable to them, you say what is right and wrong. if you tell a 3 year old that Hittler was a great man, and you pound it into their head, they will grow up thinking that, and wont question it untill they grow upp more. they will grow up defending him saying "well he was only trying to help his contry that he loved, and anyway our government has scapegoats too." a child is capable of dicerning fact from crap, as long as you don't constantly tell them one side of an argument they will figure it out for themselfs. God is something kids do not question because you tell them what to believe. eventually they will question there religion. if they do not, there is someting wrong with them. |
Literature / Re: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by Todd(m): 12:16am On Jan 11, 2006 |
Um.. yeah so all you people out there, saying that Magic, "witch craft," sorcery or what ever you choose to call it, is from the devil, are pretty crazy . yes we all know that there are some practices, like voo-doo or wicken rituals are assciated with the devil. But these kids/teens (harry potter and his friends) are not making circles with pentagrams, in them. There is no demon summoning, there is no drinking of blood from an animal, or sacrifices (untill you get to the 6th book but that is not Dumbledores fault that he has to do that). These teens are just simply learning to cast light in dark places, learning to levitate things, and stuff like that. You also cant say that the kid will grow up to be like gothic or wikkin, or want to go to a University to study witchcraft. You write a book about some kids or ppl who have any sorta of described "supernatural power" and kids will naturaly want to pretend that they have that "power" too, or that they will want that "power" too. kids naturaly look up to teens, or grownups, true it is not good to set an example for a little child to want to fight bad guys, or try to solve "mysteries" on their own, but look at the power rangers, they have super natural powers to fight "aliens" or bad minons, and in the prosses their big robot crushed buildings, and stuff. I dont know about you but everyone has watched the Power rangers as a kid, and did you want to go out, attacking things with reckless abandon? J.K Rowlings books just show kids that having super powers is great, but you need to exercize care as well. Spiderman for example, in all the cartoons and movies, he ends up saving the day, but in the prosses destroys buildings. when you see kids pretending to be spider man, what do you see? Webslinging and playfighting, do you see destruction? no. when kids see like a movie about coragous knights, they want to be noble to and save ppl. you see them fighting with sticks, yes. but when you see kids swordfighting, they aim for the stick. you can hold a stick out, and have a "duel" with them, and all they swing at is the stick, because they never see ppl getting hit due to blocks. Now we all know that there are dark wizards/witches. but in real life, there are naturaly evil ppl. dark wizards use their powers to terrorize, and for evil. they use it for persional gain through destroying others. the good wizards/witches use it for mutal benifit and for regular things. in the 4th HP movie, you see a pot washing itself. Is that the work of the Devil? there will allways be powerhungry ppl in the world, and there will allways be good ppl. they ballence each other out. neither can exist when the other dosent. there will allways be athority and those who challenge it, it is natural, and kids need to know this. Basicly Hary Potter is a great book and is a great book for kids and adults alike. for kids it is a fantasy world, for adults it is an intresting peice of litature. for teens, it provides rollmodels. p.s. emma watson=beautiful (emma watson for all you newbs, is the girl who plays Hermione Granger in the films) and Alan Rickman=alsome-ness i am 15. you may think i do not know anyting about the real world, or about parenting skills, but i know that youth should know what is right and what is easy, what is good, and what is evil. And i am ready to defend my stance. Go J.K rowling! |
Romance / Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Todd(m): 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2006 |
@hosta I like Seun's analysis but if you are observant enough, its not rocket science to know if a girl fancies you or not! your right, its not rocket science, Its much harder |
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