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what??


anyone else have any relationship issues i can help with

ps. it is ironic that i am single yet i know how to go about this stuff. all the girls i liked, or had strong feelings for, either because of semester ending, got switched out of my class, or i figured out that i wasnt her type, or that i just ticked off alot lol. what a strange world we live in

mochafella:
hey since when did cumulous rhyme with Hot

Bony

ever sence Hrony rhymed with Pony lol

bologna

heres a poem i found in a book;

SMILE
She smiled at a sorrowful stranger.
The smile seemed to make him feel better.
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend
and write him a thank you letter.
The friend was so pleased with the thank-you
that he left a big tip after his lunch,
The waitress, surpised by the size of the tip,
bet the whole thing on a hunch.
The next day she picked up her winnings,
and gave part of it to a man on the street.
The man on the street was grateful;
for two days e'd had nothing to eat.
After he finished his dinner,
he left for his small dingy room.
(He didn't know at the moment
that he might be facing his doom.)
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy
and took him home to get warm.
The puppy was very greatful
to be in, and out of the storm
That night the house caught on fire.
The puppy barked the alarm.
He barked 'til he woke the whole household
and saved everybody from harm.
One of the boys that he rescued
grew up to be the president
all because of a simple smile,
that hadn't cost a cent

silver

wow i dont post for like 2 or 3 weeks and i have no idea what is going on lol
i have been away for too long

everything....

i am confused

well then make really good impressions on her closests friends, and be really nice to her, sensitive, careing, and act intrested in what she does....

ps try not to go to the extent where you are kinda stalking her. (i think i did this to a girl accedently, by pure concidence, i happend to have to atend alot of things she did, which kinda freaked me out)

when you said you had a gf when she stared to buzz you, are you still with that gf? or is she out of te pic? or am i reading it wrong? you need to meet hte chicks friends and meet the ex. the ex if we are looking at points, allready knows you well, you know her and what she is like, the friend, you have never seen, you have never even met in person, but oyu like their persionaliy, you just need to meet both to decide which you like better or if you are already with a girl, stick with that, unless you dont like her

that or this is a crazy test, but if so that is one F#&ked up test, just confrount her and make your own decisions. only you know what is right for you.

go with the sis, but give yourself a bout a month, to break up with the girlfriend confront her about the little incedent you saw, don't jsut dump her and get it with the sis, give yourself about a week or people will start calling you immoral

love...humm love....i would sum it up as alsome

love and sex are not the same thing, anyone can whoreing them self around, but they dont have to love who they screw. what do you want to know about love, how to tell if you in love? or what

Abe linclon and The Democrats nominated Stephen Douglas and the Southern-Democrats who called themselves National Democrats nominated John Breckinridge.

what is the difference between the legislative comittiee and national assembly?

so i'll go first,
What is a "Tithe"?

well sence there was a math game, and a science game, why not social studies game?
basicly it is like the science game, first person asks a social studies question (US history, european his, world civ, us governmen, anything you learn in a social studies class) then next person answers it then they ask a question, and next person answers it ect..

it can be fun and a learning experence.

is H2O a question if so water, in not sence there in no question,

what is photosynthises and gve the formula for it

-what did the blond say to her doctor when the told her she was pregnat?
-do you think it's mine?

-whats dumber than 2 guys building a bridge in the desert?
-2 blondes trying to fish off of it

-a cop pulls over a blond driver for going to wrong way on a one way street
"where do you think you're going?" he asks
"i dont know but i am having second thoughts about it," she says "Everyone else is leaving.

-what did the blonde say when she entered an antique shop?
-"whats new?"

-why dont blondes ever double their receipes?
-because their oven wont go over 750 degrees.

-what is the difference bettween the TITANIC and a blonde?
-they know how many men went down on the TITANIC!

-what is the difference between first class and a blonde?
-some guys have never been in first class!

-what did the blonde ask the professor during a lecture on Nuclear Fission?
-"what do you use as bait?"

-a blonde orders a pizza and the counterman asks,
"would you like it cut in 12 peices or 6?"
"oh 6 peices," replies the blonde. " I could never eat 12"

-what do blondes and condoms have in common?
-if their not on you D!ck then there in you wallet

-how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-2 one to screw it in, and one to write about the experience!

and one that has nothing to do with blondes but i decided to put it in anyway...
a chicken and an egg were lying in a bed. the chicken was smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg looked distrought.
"Well," said the egg "I guess that answers that question..."

in doors heater? (can i use more than 1 word?)

I touch Z4m, jalal, and nicetohave

on fire (can i use 2 words)

Squire

"when god made boys, she was only jokeing" HEY

perspire

i am good at this game

ps. another thing when ever i say "i am good at this game" it means I am good at this. when i say "i like how____" it simply means that i find _____ amusing or intresting. just to clarify any future posts where i speak to all of you people like i do in real life to my close friends.

mizkay:
There are only two ways to make a guy smile :

1 - Satisfy the CENTRE

2 - Satisfy and re-satisfy the BOTTOM CENTRE


HEHEHEHEHE

ha ha ha nice i think i got what you are going for but what is SATISFY THE CENTRE refering to? (why do you spell Center "CENTRE" same goes for Color as opposed to "COLOUR" you silly english ppl allways bring a smile to my face

oh well i we are bringing Marrige proposals into this, then hell yeah! guys gotta do that, it is like a discrace to our manhood if the womam got down on her knees and asks it, then i mean that would be weird situation for a dude. it is like a right of passage for a man.

but i would like to see a lady ask a guy out, that would be nice, and if it goes bad, then all the better leason wise. Women should really experence, first hand the pain a guy goes through when they are shot down by a girl that he likes. i think that in modern times, we need more equal societies where it is ok for a girl to do things resereved normaly for a guy (at least in as far as relationship goes). once you experence the hurt oh getting shot down, then you may get a greater respect for the risks that a guy goes through by asking someone out, and if you are giving the signs to a guy you like, and you know he has been shot down a few times, then show you care and help the man out by shouldering a little burden

just a question, but how do you people feel about band kids (or people wowever you want to word it)? like would you have a Band "nerd/kid/geek" as a BF/GF?