₦airaland Forum

libertyfather:
Maybe he offended them, he's also hoodlums entertainer

christejames:
Crocs 🐊 also shed tears when they are devouring their prey






Abeg go correct those errors, what an embarrassment. Ronuism taken too far, all just to score some cheap ethnic points


If na to pact money from those hapless students una sabi...

Sharpsharp00123:
Every sane person knows Natasha doesn't have anything on akpabio but the people who are driven by hate for akpabio are d only ones supporting her

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

haybhi1:
Yes, dear. A Christian can clap his hands and dance to worship God too, in celebration. Or point to heaven.

Sucre6:
This woman get doings abeg, and this didn't start today, she has been like this even before she became a senator

jaxxy:
Next governor of koji state.

dickson2000:
A simple Google search will give you the answer you seek

Jman06:
You missed the point!

The point is about how intense sexual fantasies or desire (aka konji) can drive a guy into taking irrational decisions with regards to sex and then the regret that follows post-nut clarity.

jaeyking:
Funny how if you check peller content

You no even know where you go categorize am

But then steady grinding for the aza

Freetech:
The tale no add up

You mean, you met someone dead in pool of blood, you neither raised alarm nor call attention of people around but was comfortable to change your blooded clothes then pick this atm and even jewelry before leaving the scene.

You even started spending his money before you're arrested. Your lawyer is a criminal not surprised seeing he's of the lost tribe who can do sny dirty job for money

Hope you'll survive cross examination.

cenaman:
The ministerial appointment pain am die.

nnamdi640:
Noooo, God save me, I would have started licking my wound. The way they were downloading the app made me to loose interest

Umehj88:
How market?

nnamdi640:
Greetings, everyone!

I want to know if the Cbex trading platform is legit or just another MMM in disguise. Someone recently told me about joining Cbex in conjunction with Smart Treasure, claiming that trading there guarantees 99.9% profit.

Has anyone had any experience with this? Please share your thoughts.

flesxy:
You see people holding seminars on CBEX, having great parties, and, in fact, building a huge community, claiming they have arrived.
You see, it pains me when I see people being ignorant, simply forgetting what happened in the past. Schemes like MMM, Kala, BX66, Prime Capital, and VGC, to mention a few, among others.
Now my question is, are the people getting scammed the old ones?, while the newbies today don’t know anything about past events? But wait! Within how many years to which year?
My point is, let’s call a spade a spade, not a shovel. We should always let people know that doing CBEX is a big-time risk, not deceive them into believing it’s a life-saving platform.
You see, I always tell people this: You can do CBEX and be lucky, or you can do CBEX and lose your money—it’s your choice.
Mark my words, CBEX is a pyramid scheme, no doubt. A few people will be happy, but many more will cry. And I am not saying you shouldn’t do it, but just know what you’re getting into. If you must do it, invest only what you can afford to lose.
Ire o.

datola:
What kind wack news reporting is this! What crime did the boy commit

LordBiden:
it shall never be well with you and your generation.

bloody terrorist sympatiser.

may atrocities of fulani herdsmen befall you.

animal

LordBiden:
Bbc news should take note they are terrorists and not hunters.

Elidrisy20:
don't worry, you will receive the same faith, inshaa Allah

LordBiden:
Bbc news should take note they are terrorists and not hunters.

helinues:
Anyone that supported Apc in the last election must be cancelled. That's according to them

Meanwhile, they are even yet to win any Major arguments since 2023 election. It has been loosing upon loosing.

In short, they are sore losers

infohenry:
I don't argue with idiots, so fly.

helinues:
Those supporting her are known for supporting things terribly. Where is GEJ, Saraki, Dino politically today?