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Religion / Re: Pastor Who Told CNN secretly he Was A Atheist, Comes Out Publicly!!! by tolanibae(f): 8:14pm On Apr 10, 2018
in my dear country, this will be called backsliding.
Education / Re: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by tolanibae(f): 12:19pm On Apr 04, 2018
EngrDarwinA:
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Religion / Re: Things You Never Thought God Can Do by tolanibae(f): 10:37am On Apr 01, 2018
God , just end all this by showing us a sign. End all doubts

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Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by tolanibae(f): 11:59pm On Jan 08, 2018
DaddyKross:



Walahii mo sun lo nidi thread ni sha angry Too many hangovers for body



So somebody said we imported girls grin O like mercenary ? cheesy

and someone was crushing on this one undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:36pm On Jan 03, 2018
mediocre:
It was running away from sars bro

They tot its a yahoo chicken

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Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:35pm On Jan 03, 2018
daryoor:
some chickens are crossing the Mediterranean sea through libya.





some fat chickens are carpet crossing from pdp to apc.







Hahahah

U get the drift
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:34pm On Jan 03, 2018
pcguru1:


Do you know I just realized the answer "to get to the other side" means suicide, I feel like my childhood has been a lie.


Trust me,the chicken didn't cross the road to commit suicide

Suicide is not what you think.it will tarnish your memory forever, not to talk of the pain you will cause to your friends and family.
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 9:57pm On Jan 03, 2018
NairalandCS:
It crossed the road because it was stupid. grin

Haha


Here comes the chicken grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:56pm On Jan 03, 2018
Bossontop:
because d grass was greener on d oda syd

I hope chicken doesn't end up in libya
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2018
Sage7:
To have a one-on-one conversation with the guy in Cubicle 4 that refused him US visa

lol.....to settle the issue once and for all. I actually thought of this.
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:53pm On Jan 03, 2018
ChiefPiiko:
To go and drink dry gin angry

The chicken must be from that side of the country lol
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2018
TIDDOLL:
I think it followed the traces of Grain to the other side undecided

Good one smiley
Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2018
SirMichael1:
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side??

If the chicken was a cock, then its possible.

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Romance / Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2018
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road

* Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price.

* To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side.

* To get a presidential ticket


Those are the reasons I could think of right now.

Please add yours.
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2017
Xiadnat:
Sister, kid yourself not.


Physical attraction is very essential.

But,

Physical attraction need not be at first sight. It can “develop” over time and this often is when you get to know the person’s innate qualities which makes them appear attractive to you.

Good luck.


I would want you to further explain this "develop over time" aspect. Is it that someone you dont find attractive today can be attractive tomorrow?
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2017
Headlesschicken:
Ask d male pen!s he should v all d answers u need,i wonder if i don't get turned on whenever I'm wiv u then i 1nda ow I'm gon spend my whole life wiv u,mehn dat wld b real torture....

What if she grows older? Or will the erection be forever? Some older people dont even have sex anymore.. Does it all boil down to sex?
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 11:02pm On Dec 27, 2017
Purebeerry:
Marry someone you are proud to flaunt.

What if i have no intention of flaunting him?
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked




Well, well, well!


Character is golden but that is not an excuse for any man to marry an ugly woman.



How do you define an ugly woman? I thought they say money changes everybody, that nobody is ugly
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
Mcy56:
Physical attractiveness matters in marriage, it must however not be the basis for a man's choice of a spouse, other inner qualities are essential.

A man needs to be proud to be seen with his wife anywhere, anyday and for any occassion. It's a source of pride to such man.

I thought so too, thanks
Romance / Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 10:59pm On Dec 27, 2017
Iyanda1993:
Physical appearance does not affect marriage once there is love between the couple there us everything

So love is enough, right? Please, are you married?
Romance / What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by tolanibae(f): 9:27pm On Dec 27, 2017
I really need the opinion of matured people.

Does beauty or handsomeness have any effect on a happy marriage?

Is it okay to overlook physical attractiveness when it comes to marriage?

I would be very glad if married people can give their experience on this, thanks!


Seun lalasticlala mynd44
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Guys To Have Fun Without Smoking Or Drinking? by tolanibae(f): 10:25pm On Dec 26, 2017
cummando:

If you dont like him doing it break up. If he stops for you you would regret it! Trust me.


BTW. I really love Goldberg. With peppered dog meat I swear all your sins will be forgiven

that's what am trying to avoid. he is a nice guy and I love him just the issue of drinking and smoking.
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Guys To Have Fun Without Smoking Or Drinking? by tolanibae(f): 4:58pm On Dec 26, 2017
slyng:
Fun to youths is either smoking, dancing, drinking or fv<king.

what is it to you?
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Guys To Have Fun Without Smoking Or Drinking? by tolanibae(f): 4:57pm On Dec 26, 2017
GraGra247:
I've never smoked nor drank since I was born till now but I'm sure my fun times is twice more than those that smoke and drink.

There are thousands and millions that never smoked or drank worldwide that have greater fun.

How can you even believe that addicted confused man of yours.

it'd be nice if you can mention those things I could engage him into doing

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Romance / Is It Possible For Guys To Have Fun Without Smoking Or Drinking? by tolanibae(f): 4:20pm On Dec 26, 2017
So I have exhausted all my explanations to him. He drinks and smokes and is not ready to stop, at least I believe that's why he is not yielding to my pleadings.

Now he says even if he stops, what do I expect him to be doing? that his life will be boring.

please , is drinking and smoking the only way guys can have fun? because am tired of changing this person.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Son, Andre Omodayo Churchill Is 22 Months Old by tolanibae(f): 6:41pm On Dec 17, 2017
poor child
Romance / Re: 10 Strong Reasons You Should Get Married In Your 30s, Not Your 20s by tolanibae(f): 2:05am On Dec 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:


Hahahaha...

Ofcurz, what do i expect from a village boi like u whose achievement in his life is to fvck underage girls with his burned diiick & ashy face... Your poor reasoning says a lot where u came from...

#OLODO



but why are u always angry, whats wrong dear?

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Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Nwelue: "Don Jazzy Is Broke, He Is A Tenant". Don Jazzy Reacts by tolanibae(f): 1:52pm On Oct 28, 2017
tejpot:
What manner of maturity is this, that a man respond to a fellow man in this Sane manner!

This should be added to the Bible lol

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Crime / Re: Little Girl Missing After She Was Taken From Her Mother In A Lagos Church.Photos by tolanibae(f): 11:30pm On Oct 27, 2017
What I notice about this nairaland is that there are very few people who think with their head.

The first question that should come to anybody's mind is who took the child? Was the child missing all of a sudden? That's a different case.

Did they take the child for prayer somewhere in the church? Did they take her to the children's church?

Initially, I used to think its the large population of underage kids that register here that causes so many absurd comment but age has nothing to do with reasoning ability afterall.

Nobody is paying you for commenting, your likes will not fetch money,so why can't you just add value to the forum instead of typing trash.

The rational thing is to investigate the issue,many of u just assume and say what you feel like without helping tonnes of issues posted here.

Anyway, what do I know.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Photo Of Hailey Veronica Adeleke, His Daughter & "Last Born" by tolanibae(f): 9:05am On Oct 25, 2017
This guy is not matured

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Romance / Re: Lady Makes Her Boyfriend Propose To Her By Using Period Blood To Cook Spaghetti. by tolanibae(f): 7:41pm On Oct 23, 2017
Is this a joke or what? Is that even healthy to start with?
Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini's 54th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by tolanibae(f): 8:25am On Oct 23, 2017
I love that old Jersey

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