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KingAzubuike:

Are we sure you aren't the stupid one here. You can't prevent pregnancy by squatting or cleaning up. Even when you use a condom they still rush and urinate

stuffs4me:


You are even more stupid than the OP if you thought running to the bathroom will prevent pregnancy.

The best way to prevent pregnancy is to not have sex or use a condom.

And you are the most stupid here for lacking common sense to comprehend. I just gave an explanation to why ladies do it. Does that mean i do it or believe it? Didnt u by any means come across a logic and reasoning class if you weren’t born with one?

Millions of people across the world exhibit a lot of stupid behaviors, does their reasons make it true?

Dont be stupid. A woman who wants to get pregnant is always advised to stay still after ejaculation, do your math, add 1 + 1 and figure out why ladies run off to the bathroom immediately after sex, squatting and pretending to clean up while creating pressure for sperms to swim backwards.

She’s a one time german in a jamming complex, selemise knock the gods on

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Fire

Paradox44:
@ tolanibae can you make it up here

Sorry for the late response. It's job hunt hustle. Contact this guy on whatsapp, tell him from tolani. +971543467776

Paradox44:



Hello @tolanibae...pls I'm still expecting your reply..I really need the female bedspace in Abu Dhabi

Yes, can you drop your number here? Or mention me somewhere

Paradox44:


Pls my sister can you link me with how you got accommodation,I really need it for a lady.will be glad you guide thru.. thanks

I can only help if you are in Abu Dhabi

gees101:
congrats sister,pls after ur landing a job (ofcourse u will)kindly give us a comprehensive info and expirience on it, good luck

Sure I will

SirWellington:


How far? Have you traveled?

Yes, I travelled 20 days after my biometrics and am in uae right now.

All is well, just follow your heart and luck. UAE is still better than Nigeria, don't deceive yourself and say you want to do one business in Nigeria. Come here and try your luck, the odds are better here.

SirWellington:



Few pages back, someone shared an experience where his brother wasnt allowed to travel because he had exceeded the 45days time frame. Hence, I am sure you don't want same. Just adjust your ticket to fit into your 45 days time frame from when your visa was issued in the UAE.

Hybrid600:


You should push your departure date forward to travel soonest...

Thanks so much for your responses.

The truth is that I can't travel earlier than the date I chose. I wish I could but some personal and financial reasons beyond my control won't allow it.

I have to say this that nairaland has been of so much tremendous help to me ever since the beginning of this processing. One thing that hasn't been helping us in this part of the world is lack of information. This thread has been able to provide lots of information. However, I'll still say that there are too many speculations and assumptions and very little facts.

I had to walk into the embassy to make enquiries from the officials today and based on what I found out, the 45 days is still an assumption or otherwise a time span for the biometrics. I do not entirely trust them because of their corrupt processes and selfish mindset but I think if the 45 days deadline is official, it should be specified somewhere or the other by the UAE government, UAE is a very organized country from what have seen.

I agree that people's visas are been cancelled before entry but it's not only because of time deadline, I met someone whose visa came out this June and was cancelled. People's Visa are been cancelled even before 40 days. The little explanation I was able to get was that cancellation involves agents one way or the other.

Am not trying to mislead anybody but am willing to take this gamble. My Visa States clearly that I have almost a month before I move so I'm sticking to that. Those that have their visa cancelled should find out exactly why. There is a reason why the embassy is always telling people to contact their agent after having visa cancelled.

For what it's worth, I am willing to use myself as an example in this 45 days issue and am very optimistic. I'll share my experience later about the outcome so people can learn. I believe if am destined to go to UAE, some assumptions or speculations cannot stop me. I have already warned my agent not to try any nonsense.

Thanks again to everyone that has contributed to this thread.

ancestor20199:


but I am not with my waec result here in Abuja, I am only with my bsc, I have left Lagos, just waiting for my biometric date,

Go to ministry of education and tell them you want to attestate your degree cert. That's the best place to get your answers.

My dear nairalander, please I have a very important question to ask about the 45 days issue.

I did my biometric before the 45 days. However, my flight booking is after the 45 days. Does this mean I won't be allowed to fly? On the visa sticker, it shows that I have enough time before I fly to dubai but the info am hearing on this forum is that you have to fly within that 45 days.

Please I need to know if anyone has tried to fly after 45 days and if they were allowed to fly at the airport or not? Please I need an answer, my heart is beating fast right now.

ancestor20199:
hello gurus please if I have to attest my bsc result will I have to go with my original waec result, or I have to go with only my bsc certificate.... please I need someone who has done his own to help me out
thanks

Go with the two and attest both

Oladayo9:


pls where will one get the eligibility letter from

Check the first page of this thread. You will find your answers and more.

tonididit:

exactly 58 days from day of issue.

Thanks so much.

As Nigerians, we ask very little questions, don't know why. Most people rely on rumors while others will just assume.

Love love

Canterbury:
just go ASAP they will give you a date that is within range, so judging with your date they fan give you a period of two weeks to do your

Thanks for your response but I'll still like to know the exact expiration duration. Is it 30 days?

Hello happy people, please how long does it take for the visa to expire. My visa came out on May 17 and am scared it might expire because have not gone for biometrics.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Are u leaving back ur fiance addicted to Chapman?

Lol, yes

Ijiimmayi:
Lol. My dear y regretting. Nothing good comes easy except u hv connect. But y do u think your own will be like others. Always ask for grace. People come here ND within a week they will land a job. Likewise people come ND get job at the expiration of there Vida ND people don't get at all which they get stock here in Dubai cos of shame in going back. So just pray for grace ND favor cos I can't assure u it will be easy.
But once u land a job all this will be history.

Ijiimmayi:
Dubai is better than naija. Atleast u hv hope. U are a lady right? Una own dey easy Na. No worry Wen u enter I will try ND be forwarding u job offers. Don't start giving up now oh.

God bless you, I will take the necessary steps to complete the process, will go to Abuja soonest. I guessed I just panicked, all is well.

spartacus11:


You've already started the process, no going back now jarel, just try and complete the process

It is well

I wish i came across all these info before. The way I see it, the agents and people that are collecting visa money are the ones benefiting from everything. It's like going from fry pan to fire.

I just went to go and read the previous pages of this threads and am almost regretting this step am about to take.

With all the money that has been spent, to be spent, biometric, 30k abi na 70k to bribe for quick processing, document attestation, all those waiting working days, BTA, money for accommodation,

Then to now get there and be stuffed in a room with 13 other people,bug infested bed, mad sun, not even sure of getting job.

Please, is this worth it?

Canterbury:

As of last week, it was 50k, when I went to the embassy yesterday its now 70k though some guy still collect 50k, its genuine because I see many guys do it and they will probably do their biometric same day or the next day

Thanks for your response. Are you in Abuja?

omotee1234:
Pls guru in the house how true is buying appointment time in Abuja if anyone has such experience pls share cos I was told one can buy appointment time

Gurus in the house, abeg make una answer, I dey kneel

I have also asked this question, nobody is talking. I want my visa stamped and biometric done asap. I don't live in Abuja and can't afford to go and come back.

Blogging has now come to this.... smh

[quote author=Topshow4real post=67958342][/quote]

Go away jor! I tot u wanted to help with the questions

Are you in dubai?

mavinjay1:


U didnt post enuff details about ur visa to us na.
E.g Is ur visa a tourist or Employment visa?

When was ur visa issued?
State much details & d gurus in the house will attend to you.

FYI. The address of Abuja embassy is on Page 1 of this thread.
Goodluck

The details is not written on my visa confirmation slip but I know it's not employment visa, it's my sister boyfriend processing it, I know it's probably a 3 month visiting visa.

About the certificate attestation, should I just go to the ministry direct with my certificates or I need to take somethings along, also, am I going to both ministry of education and Internal affairs?

Oladayo9:
go to UAE embassy in abuja to do your accreditation of your Visa and biometric. u read it cost 37k. No need to do police character certificate anymore. as regards certificate accreditation. you can read d previous post to know where to get it done.

This is very helpful, thanks so much. Am relieved that the police character is no longer compulsory. Now I can focus on the visa and biometric.


I'll go through the thread to find the other info. Thanks


Ehen, please is it true that i have to manipulate my way to get the biometric and visa done.

[quote author=Topshow4real


Please can u post any help u intend here, I notice u tried to send me a mail but I do not have access to my mail.

My people. Please i am in the process of moving to UAE. I already have a visa confirmation slip. I need answers to the following questions:

1. How do I go about the abuja visa stamping? Where exactly do I go in abuja? I grew up in Akure so I don't know anywhere. Also , I heard one has to take some steps to get an earlier appointment, how true? How do I do this?

2. The certificate attestation, how do I go about it? Where do I go?

3. About the police character report, is it compulsory? How can I get it done in abuja?

And the cost of the above.

Please , this is my last resort of information, I need to know these things and any other thing you think I need to know. I don't know much, just want to leave Nigeria.



Thanks in advance.

Nostalgic.... Days of no social media