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Celebrities › Re: Olaniyi Afonja Sanyeri Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by Tolexander:
This man is now rich and feeds healthy on 2 bottles of maltina plus a tin of peak milk, sotey him tribal marks don disappear!

Happy birthday to Opa and Sanyeri!
Politics › Re: Military Raid: Israel Okwu Kanu Petitions UN, UK. Accuses Army Of Looting by Tolexander: 6:42am On Oct 14, 2017
Hizzy:
Mehn it's not must to be a Nigeria
The problem in this country is bigger than the red sea
Nothing is working the problem is multipling every hour
Which problem has the red sea o?
Politics › Re: Military Raid: Israel Okwu Kanu Petitions UN, UK. Accuses Army Of Looting by Tolexander: 6:28am On Oct 14, 2017
NgcoboP:
Eeh ehh ehhh that's not what I meant.
The difference between your post and mine is similar.

Of course, both posts have military, stop, disappear and people. cheesy
Politics › Re: Military Raid: Israel Okwu Kanu Petitions UN, UK. Accuses Army Of Looting by Tolexander: 6:24am On Oct 14, 2017
NgcoboP:
Military should stop disappearing people.
People should stop disappearing cos of the presence of military!
Politics › Re: Rats’ Invasion: Buhari Yet To Use Office Seven Weeks After by Tolexander: 5:55am On Oct 14, 2017
Buhari , who arrived the country on August 19 to a wild jubilation by Nigerians after spending over 100 days abroad , has been operating from an office located inside his official residence and another one located inside the Presidential Banquet Hall.
I supposed baba dey fear sey something has been implanted in the office which had been making him fall sick incessantly.

Seems he has been thoroughly warned not to go to the office for now grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: 10 Laws Queen Elizabeth Can Decide Not To Follow by Tolexander: 5:52am On Oct 14, 2017
I heard she is a klepto.
Does that mean she has the right to steal also?
Crime › Re: Thermocool Staff Rapes A Girl In The Residence He Had Gone For Repair Work by Tolexander: 5:04am On Oct 14, 2017
Hmmm!

He went to repair gas cooker with his penile tool!
Celebrities › Re: Who Rocked It Better? Chimamanda Adichie Or Omotola Jalade Ekehinde? by Tolexander: 4:36am On Oct 14, 2017
Surely Omotola!

Another Igbo vs Yoruba thread!
Celebrities › Re: Hilarious !!! Between Basket Mouth And His Co Passenger by Tolexander: 4:33am On Oct 14, 2017
Basket throat and basket mouth!
Politics › Re: Biafra Demonstration In Aba by Tolexander: 4:29am On Oct 14, 2017
Dedetwo:
You should be ashamed of yourself. I guess you have never tagged your sorry self as progressive.
Old man Dede1, Duru2 et al!

You still dey live?
Don't you think you are too old to live?

You ever saw where I tagged myself as progressive?
Progressive my foot!
Celebrities › Re: See This Birthday Cake Gone Wrong! by Tolexander: 4:24am On Oct 14, 2017
the cake made resembles a baby wey get progeria.
More like a baby image of Benjamin Button.
Celebrities › Re: Young Lola-Okoye looks so much like her daughter Aliona in this throwback photo by Tolexander: 7:05am On Oct 13, 2017
axortedbabe:
Sorry no resemblance
The daughter's pic is way cuter
They resemble with the right eyebrow.
Politics › Re: Usain Bolt Come And Carry Your Son by Tolexander: 4:27pm On Oct 12, 2017
The boy forget carry him bag self.
Celebrities › Re: "You're Only Being Used, If Your Partner Don't Kiss You After Sex" -yomi Fabiyi by Tolexander: 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
Florblu:
And one would have thought this Uncle will have sense, I never knew his age is inversely proportional to the way he reason.

Kiss lasan? When some guy will even suck pussy and stll dump the babe
He may be talking from experience!

Probably his divorced wife was refusing to kiss him during and after sex.
Celebrities › Re: Joke Jigan Denies Breakup With Olawale Osato Jegunmah by Tolexander: 3:57pm On Oct 12, 2017
Na so dem go dey deny the rumour. Only to come out later to declare the divorce the themselves.
Celebrities › Re: "This Year Is The Best Year Of My Life"- Peter Okoye Says by Tolexander: 3:51pm On Oct 12, 2017
He seemed to be trying to say he has been in a bondage with his twinie!
Sports › Re: Gernot Rohr: Victor Moses Is The Most Reliable Super Eagles Player by Tolexander: 10:58am On Oct 12, 2017
Moses is fantastic anyway!
Celebrities › Re: Untagged Full Video Of Victor Anichebe Getting Thrown Out Of Hotel Room By Cuppy by Tolexander: 10:22am On Oct 12, 2017
Politics › Re: Soldiers Pose With Terrorist's Dead Body After Repelling Boko Haram Attack. PICS by Tolexander: 7:42am On Oct 12, 2017
Kudos!
We shall triumph!
Science/Technology › Re: See The Big Snake A Man Killed In Uyo & How He Posed With It(photos) by Tolexander: 7:34am On Oct 12, 2017
Mztarstrechy:
A Nigerian man Anam who lives in Uyo took to social media to share photos of a big snake he killed.According to him,he stumbled into the animal and God gave him power to kill.The killing sparked unquenchable joy in the hearts of some security men in his street.
So the OP meant this man wrote and posted these pics on Social media (Facebook and WhatsApp) himself? grin
Sports › Re: Osun Weightlifter Helps Nigeria To Win 9 Gold Medals At The Continental Champio by Tolexander: 7:28am On Oct 12, 2017
State of Osun young female weightlifter, Islamia Yusuf again wrote her name with golden pen in the book of record as she assisted Nigeria to win 9 nine gold medals in the African weightlifting Championship in Entebbe, Uganda.
Kudos to him.

But me no dey see female weightlifter o. Na male weightlifter I see for the picture o.
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 7:07am On Oct 12, 2017
HeWrites:
Seems you never know the agony of parenthood
So the brain she has could not try to caution the so called "agony of parenthood"?

Only fools are controlled by emotion only.

The other woman could have done so also. They didn't have the agony of parenthood?

Putting the question to you now, would you have acted like that woman, if you were in her shoes?
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 6:48am On Oct 12, 2017
HeWrites:
Whats this one saying?


Senseless?


You knew how many parents that rush to the school to save their children?
Many parents rushed to the school. How many climbed the fence?

So those that didn't climb the fence to enter the school were senseless right?
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 6:43am On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
i knw what she did was quiet risky... The pain is nt always the same o..some women can walk into the hospital on there own to give birth while some will still be in labour for days
Every woman undergoes one form of pain or the other, during the process of childbirth.

Do you wanna tell me the pain that triggered her to climb the fence to look for her kid also acted on her to get the kid out of the school by jumping the same fence?
Of course, I am so sure she would wait for the school gate to open to get out with her kid.
And that is even the woman standing by the gate to go out, after climbing the gate to enter.

A foolish decision is realized after the decision is made. She acted so foolish climbing the fence and now having to wait for the gate being opened to get out with her kid.
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 6:32am On Oct 12, 2017
zionmade1:
Sharrap
U dont know wat it looks like to have a sick child
Even if she acted based on rumours, her first reaction was to secure her kid first whether its true or not. So sharrap if u want go and marry an olosho who will not value the lives of her kids the way this woman did.


I dole out my heart for mothers, they go through so much for their kids, in the same vein i pity those human beings who after all these sacrifices go ahead to snub or bring tears to the eyes of these women.
You seriously need Dr Pol of Nat Geo Wild.

So, her first reaction was to secure the kid by climbing the fence to enter the school?

And after seeing the kid, climb the fence again with the kid to get outta the school premises?

Now I see you are acerebral!
NYSC › Re: Corps Member Commissions Borehole In Osun by Tolexander: 6:28am On Oct 12, 2017
Good of the Corper!
But this news don tey o!
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 6:23am On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
oh really....you probably dont knw the pain some mothers go through when in labour,some even undergo cs and you say there's no sense in what she did
So you wanna tell me the pain she underwent was more than that of other mothers?

What would it cost her to wait till the gate was opened?

What if she fell down and got fracture or died while climbing the fence, that would stopped the child from being injected?

Application of sense is needed in everything in life.
Romance › Re: Monkeypox Virus: Mother Climbs School Fence To Take Her Child From School by Tolexander: 6:11am On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
now this is a real mother not all those olosho going topless for their children undecided
That is more senseless to be termed motherly.

What sense is in that?
Na only her get pupil in the school?
Politics › Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by Tolexander: 5:50am On Oct 12, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
Make sure your neck does not break while you are shaking your head
SMHA
Politics › Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by Tolexander: 5:47am On Oct 12, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
Focus on road repair and leave medication to us.



Our kids are not lab rats.
SMH
Foreign Affairs › Re: EU Says It Will Not Accept An Independent Catalonia As A Member by Tolexander: 6:08pm On Oct 11, 2017
beamtopola:
I no you can't answer the question, so I giveup on you.
If Israel, Russia and UK can stand alone, then why can't catalonia and beside Russia gona have a nexus with them. And you know USA is anti EU that was why they were also campaigning for brexit.
SMH!
Foreign Affairs › Re: EU Says It Will Not Accept An Independent Catalonia As A Member by Tolexander: 5:31pm On Oct 11, 2017
beamtopola:
is it compulsory to be an EU member?
are Israel, Russia and UK Eu member. Russia is waiting to accept them.
Is Israel geographically placed in Europe?

Has UK finally exited EU?

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