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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Most Talented Team I’ve Ever Coached – Peseiro by Tolexander: 11:45am On Jun 17, 2022
grin grin grin

FIFA ranking/

Sierra Leone - 105

Sao Tome & Principe - 183

This coach seems to be so unserious and a joker.

I expected him to say this after losing his first two matches

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Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 11:42am On Jun 17, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:


Thief


12:05am vs 12:12am
So you are saying that it took you more than 7mins to answer that small thing that I typed once.


Its getting clearer that you are a bloody thief.
You even updated your comment when it went to FP.

Confam thief naim u be
So you were even monitoring the time?

Moreover, why are you wailing?
Was anything promised to anyone who got it right?
Oops! Your today’s meals depend on the likes and shares it will generate.

Stop crying son.
Try being smart some other times
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 11:28am On Jun 17, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:


Thief
Olodo rabata wey dey thief answer. Next time I go screenshot your initial dumb comment.
goat!

Next time, try to be smart worker though I understand the foolishness is in your gene.

The wise nairalanders here know that he needs to first secure the nice slot and environment before doing their job.

Unwise goat like you don’t know that anyway.
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 11:18am On Jun 17, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:


As at the time I typed my answer last night, you had no answer to the trivia. You later returned to steal mine so you can look smart.


Bastard thief.
That tells you how unwise you are and inability to use your brain to think .

Your father must be happy you inherited the foolishness
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 11:00am On Jun 17, 2022
kapelvej:
Mathemagic ! Show your workings

Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 10:55am On Jun 17, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:


See this thief waited for me to supply answer finish then he edited his comment and elaborated on stolen answer to look smart.

Thief
thrash
Your paternal entity is the thief.

You think everyone is as dull as your generation
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Tolexander: 12:05am On Jun 17, 2022
Bako’s age = 10years

Bako’s mum was 30years when Bako was 5years

Bako will be 25 years when his mother is 50years

Bako’s mother was 25years when she gave birth to Bako

Their age difference is 25

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Romance / Re: Na Who Cancel Afternoon Food For Nigeria? by Tolexander: 8:26pm On Jun 16, 2022
completey:


Sapa
poverty came before sapa

Sapa is a personal disaster while poverty is a national disaster.

Sapa is a temporal or brief state of brokenness while poverty is a long term or permanent state of being broke.

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Romance / Re: Na Who Cancel Afternoon Food For Nigeria? by Tolexander: 8:25pm On Jun 16, 2022
Poverty did

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked S3x Video: Cleric Man Seen Sleeping With A Mad Woman, Then Wiped Her.. by Tolexander: 7:51pm On Jun 16, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
And they didn't hand the Alfa over to the police
Hand over Alfa to Nigerian police you said? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Leaked S3x Video: Cleric Man Seen Sleeping With A Mad Woman, Then Wiped Her.. by Tolexander: 7:45pm On Jun 16, 2022
Two neighbours of a nearby house saw the 'alfa,' filmed the incident on camera, and shared it on social media.
The woman is saner than the Alfa.

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Politics / Re: Can You Imagine? Nigerians Should Wake Up Abeg (pics) by Tolexander: 7:08pm On Jun 16, 2022
CR777:
I just saw this picture now and I'm wondering if Nigerians supporting Apc are mad or something.
Asin are you guys alright?
Like are you guys smoking loud mixed TM or what?
But what is your message?

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Politics / Re: Commotion At APC Headquarters As Protesters Threaten Adamu by Tolexander: 7:03pm On Jun 16, 2022
I don’t see this Adamu staying long as the chairman if Tinubu wins the presidential election cos he appears so interested and planted as the chairman for a reason which wasn’t achieved

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria Musicians Who Couldn't Handle Fame (opinion) by Tolexander: 7:00pm On Jun 16, 2022
Originality007:




lolz.... longest time bro
grin grin
Thanks bro.

How are you?
Sports / Re: Why Osimhen Can Break Yekini’s Goal Record’ —ex-super Eagles Star, Pascal by Tolexander: 6:49pm On Jun 16, 2022
paulolee:

wahala dey o, i see wat u jus did, carry on bro...nothing do u
grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria Musicians Who Couldn't Handle Fame (opinion) by Tolexander: 11:29am On Jun 16, 2022
I wanted to mention Portable, but you said musician

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Sports / Re: Why Osimhen Can Break Yekini’s Goal Record’ —ex-super Eagles Star, Pascal by Tolexander: 11:15am On Jun 16, 2022
Victor Osimhen can break the record. It all depends on his thirst, physical fitness and loyalty to the National team.

37 international goals isn’t so humongous as 117 (37 * 3 + 6) goals which was and can only be scored by the greatest footballer of all times.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Tenant Rapes Neighbour’s 16-year-old Daughter, Commits Suicide by Tolexander: 12:15am On Jun 16, 2022
MissionaryArchi:

From deep spiritual and practical study on a professional course on theology.
One of my lecturer then took few us to Benin and he had a recorded interview with a witch inside their coven. We were not allowed in but the video opened us to the deep secret of the spirit realm.
There's more to what our physical eyes can see that our minds can comprehend. Theoretically we were thought of it as metaphysics until we went for that practical and interview. Sir there's something bigger than what you can imagine but you have to possess certain abilities to experience it
Do this theory also apply to animals that rape themselves?

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Crime / Re: Lagos Tenant Rapes Neighbour’s 16-year-old Daughter, Commits Suicide by Tolexander: 11:06pm On Jun 15, 2022
MissionaryArchi:

Sorry Sir, can you refrain your question properly please
That is simple enough!

How did you get that “demon” theory you put up there?
Crime / Re: Lagos Tenant Rapes Neighbour’s 16-year-old Daughter, Commits Suicide by Tolexander: 10:55pm On Jun 15, 2022
MissionaryArchi:

What you don't know is more than you Sir
And how did you get to know this that is more than you?
Crime / Re: Lagos Tenant Rapes Neighbour’s 16-year-old Daughter, Commits Suicide by Tolexander: 10:49pm On Jun 15, 2022
MissionaryArchi:

Some men and women rape because they possessed by demons and are psychologically proven to be mentally deranged.
While other of us lovely men are Warriors fighting and threatening this demonic rapists
take away that demon theory please

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Settle For Kingibe As Running Mate by Tolexander: 7:42am On Jun 10, 2022
Kingibe ko, Queenibe ni!

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Methodist Prelate Samuel Kanu Uche Abductors Arrested by Tolexander: 11:22pm On Jun 05, 2022
Beremx:
The priest should be able to identity them. These ones look like the police took guns and hung on their necks to take pictures of them.
Watch how the most useless police force in the world would say they are ESN members
these are just random men caught in a weed smoking joint by the police

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Sports / Re: Messi Scores 5 And Ronaldo Seeking A Hatrick by Tolexander: 10:59pm On Jun 05, 2022
Fortjjun:


Shei him win league?
Yes, he won the golden boot for the club and league

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Sports / Re: Messi Scores 5 And Ronaldo Seeking A Hatrick by Tolexander: 9:50pm On Jun 05, 2022
OJEEMAH:
This is an indication that if Messi was a European, Ronaldo no go be top scorer for International football……. Imagine Messi playing against Faroe Island, Estonia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Cyprus, Malta and Gibraltar…… let me stop here but weak countries too plenty for Europe
How many did he score against Bolivia?

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Sports / Re: Messi Scores 5 And Ronaldo Seeking A Hatrick by Tolexander: 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2022
Baloranking:


This question should be directed to ronaldo. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking such a question.

70% of Ronaldo's international goal tally has been against small European countries
Is that an excuse for not scoring (more than 1) against the top clubs in France but roared when it was against the lower teams?

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Sports / Re: Messi Scores 5 And Ronaldo Seeking A Hatrick by Tolexander: 9:04pm On Jun 05, 2022
What is Messi’s obsession with weak football clubs and countries of recent?

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Culture / Re: Brief History Of Okun People by Tolexander: 6:41pm On Jun 04, 2022
There is place called Iffe in Okun land, does the name mean Ife?
Sports / Re: Calabar Prophet Organise A Program To Favour Gamblers by Tolexander: 9:29am On May 31, 2022
Uprightness100:
We are living in the last seconds of the Last Moments of the Last days.
Hearing or seeing or sorts of nonsense should not come as a Suprise.
Na only you dey the last second.

This prophet has seen how the youths in his environment have been wasting their lives and resources on bet9ja and wanna cash out from them seeing that the youths are desperately in need of what can make them suppress the betting site

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