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Thanks to my KINGKONG for blessing me with An Offical Car #ABRANDNEW #PRADO2016
GOD BLESS YOU MY GUY aka #MrX #MrBigchurch #ChristmasPressie #PRADO #2016 #HAPPYWIFEYOUMAKEME.

KINGKONG?

Is her husband gorrila?

Afam4eva:
Thus is the first Onila's thread to receive serious attention.

Afam, what attention does this thread need?

politricks:
Blame Dasuki the cheerful giver and his boss.

blame all of them including Tinubu himself!

themilanway:
[s]1)Ministers have been appointed

Budget has been sent to the senate and NASS and clearly will be passed by next week

2)Serious fight to crush and stop the terrorists is on going,or do you expect a terrorism of over 6yrs to stop in 7 months?[/s]

Nobody is asking you not to criticize or ask questions,but please let him enjoy his BIRTHDAY dinner.

Do you usually remember your problems on your birthday?

young man, put off thrash!

I only celebrate birthday when I've got an achievement for the year!

The throw back picture:

Trousers looks like athlete on a sack race

The tie looks like a butcher's knife

Beremx:
So he shouldn't celebrate his birthday?

Happy birthday Mr. President

madam,

If Jonathan had won the election celebrating his birthday when things are like this , you would be the first person to yab him

Learn not being bias madam!

parrots Iike nut, not kolanut or wallnut o

Women of Faith!

themilanway:
1)Its his birthday

2)The economy has long been ruined,it was all glossy only on paper.

3)We have been experiencing terrorist attack since 2009,so kindly take your hypocrisy else where.

kindly put off your thrash!

We all voted him in to:
1)revive the ruined economy

2)put an end to the terrorist attacks we've been experiencing,

Has he completed the task?

Similar things happening during the last administration were criticized, so take away your gibberish!

End time commissioners!

The guy is not mad, he is only observing a ritual. You won't believe what you will see the next time you see him!

Cluelessness!

JingoOAU:
Hissers are liable to die young

nothing kills faster than ignorance!

Mtcheww!

This administration is getting carried away!
The administration is getting gradually into what we were accusing Jonathan of doing.

The economy is collapsing,
Dollar is rising, while force of gravity is acting on Naira,
Unemployment on the rise,
People are dying from terrorist attacks.

Buhari, not yet time for this kind of fun!

Henovy:
Wow, I am so excited. I booked a patient for Caeserian section today because she was due for delivery but labour was not in sight (She was post-date). Ultrasound done indicated twin pregnancy ? triplets. Meanwhile I went in thinking it was twin but behold after bringing out two babies, one baby was still right there in a pregnancy sac. Well, the sac was ruptured and a third baby was extracted! It's my first time in practice to deliver a patient of a triplet through C/S. What a joy to both doctor and patient while the whole goes to God almighty.
Please see the lovely triplets, 2 boys and one girl.

happy for the mother for a safe delivery!

But OP, does the mother of the babies know about the posting of her babies picture online?

Remember Nairaland rule 10!!!!!

Just like a pie chart!

DJBIGGY:
More like... polyanmous wedding

diandrous= when a woman marries two men

Polyandrous= when a woman marries more than one man

Diandrous wedding - When a woman is getting married to two men!

One of the grooms is in white because he hasn't bleeped the bride before. He also owns the breastts

The groom holding the butts is in black cos he don Bleep the bride. He is holding the butts because that is his own possession of the bridal anatomy.

Lol!

The way it is written self;

Just as if they are telling EFCC to keep off from the house!

this hurts me to my born I swear cus am so deeply inlove with this girl and I dont know y she's acting like this. I feel bad cus this is not how I roll normally but I cant believe the girl I fell for is playing with ma heart.

what can I do now. I need ur advice pls.

When a woman loves, she loves for real!

It was so obvious that the lady does not love you, you were only forcing yourself on her.
An expression of love isn't learnt, if she really loves, you will see her expressing it in all manners she can.

Bro, move on. To every bolt, there is always a nut though there are nuts!

In Jeremih's voice

Birthday sex [x2] (it's the best day of the year girl)
Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he's not, lemme hit that center of gravity, center of gravity girl...)

Chubhie:
Tell AZ I called his digits before leaving but the network kept telling me the I'm calling is hanging on a tree. Tell him it grieves my heart for missing to taunt him live when united lost out from champions league.

screen shot! I will show him!

Lol!

Nice cake!

In Jeremih's voice
Birthday sex [x2] (it's the best day of the year girl)
Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he's not, lemme hit that center of gravity, center of gravity girl...)

austinbrown:
What is his business there? Is he one of our governors?

Probably a governor general, seems we are going back to the days of colonialism!

Chubhie:
I feel for you that @ 19 you are already getting your baptism of fire. I remember when I was a kid mum travelled and grandma with an uncle came to stay with us. Money was dropped for grandma for upkeeps but she and her son cornered the money.

I made my moves by selling pure water after school. I was able to take care of my siblings with nobody knowing how I got my money. Me and a friend ship bags of pure water on match days in the stadium saturdays and made money. We then brought that hand held machine for sealing pure water and went to printer and did our own logo.

Sundays me and the guy will be packaging all water for the week and used their deep freezer to store then. After school hours when all our competitors have ran out of cold water me and my guy hit the market and make a kill under few hours. I brought ending man got ps and had fun! My uncle latter discovered my secret and told he will tell my mother if I don't give him a piece of the action.

He's a crook of an uncle so got a small cut. My mother came back so I stopped. It took years before the secret leaked and she fears me till now cos of that. Most of the accidental business experience then are serving me so well now. Try to live life in your own terms.

strong and intelligent man!

On the bolded, AZ said something similar to it while talking about you last week. Not a gossip o!

PDP now a southern party??

PDP is on a free fall from the north to south!

Adenuga isn't a government!

Mike is just like every citizen of Nigeria paying his tax like every Nigerian!

Moreover, the OP could have shown us the caption(s) of the whole town to know the extent of the underdevelopment of the town.

Mike Adenuga is an entrepreneur whose sole expectation is profit in anything he invests on.
Like the OP stated, "he has a branch of his bank, Equatorial Trust bank built there but was closed down due to the series of robbery several years ago". Just a bank could not thrive in the town, what would now be his fate if all his investment was established in the town?

However, as a wealthy indigene of the town, I think he needs investing on things that will bring about "growth center" in the town.

Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, following the footsteps of his Osun state counter-part, Rauf Aregbesola who introduced ‘Opon Imo’ in Osun state, has revealed that Lagos state will distribute ‘Ibile Tablets’ to all its public secondary school students in 2016.

one of the greatest scams of the century!!!

If that is the footsteps Akinwunmi Ambode is planning to follow, he is on a long thing.

The power generation has been fallen for the past 24days just as if the world force of gravity is concentrated on it.

Even Isaac Newton won't be able to calculate the rate at which it is falling if he is alive.

Fashola, we believe in you!

Seun Osewa vs Biafra!

Attahiru Jega vs Elder Godsday Orubebe

Barcanista vs Protection

gimakon:
No vex.

bro, nobody dey vex for here o

Zahra omo daddy!