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D alloted date for the exam has not yet been released, i wonder where you see your date.

Does funaab considers indigenes more than the non indigens? Coz a friend with lower composite was admitted while another with a more higher scorE wasn't. Buh wah I erealised was: the one admitted is an indigene.. So, is dah one of the criterion for admission too

kekakuz: i remember my encounter with a mermaid very well like it was yesterday
mostly because it was yesterday

it was a cold night,the breeze was freezing so i hid under my blanket
then i heard a wisper in my ears
"come come with me" at first i refused because she look like tonto dike
then she changed into tiwa savage.so i followed her. we followed the bush part and reached the river.
although i noticed that the legs were joint but i felt it was just a custume to spice things up.
she called on her fellow friends to come out of the river.nadia buhari toolz rihanna beyoncy and mercy j. they all carried me and finished with kisses
i grabed beyoncy from the front and start to suckle on her thing then i recieved a dirty slap from my roommate i woke up to see myself suckking on his dry igbo chest.emeka slap bad

hahahahaha... Lwkmd ooOo

I rep dec. 24

Jez passing...

Whn is d 2nd list comin out? My peeps aint admitted yet.

This is the message I received from jamb this mawnin: Due to your performance in the last JAMB Exam, you are hereby offered admission in the College of Education, Foreign Links Campus, Moro, Ife-North, Osun State. Registration starts immediately. You may proceed to Degree after NCE. Congrats! For more info contact 07031652622 or visit the campus to check your name on Jamb list @ the Deputy Registrar's office.. And another in this form: JAMB forwarded ur name to IgbajoPoly Osun State for Admission. Appl Form N6000, screening 17&18 Oct.Call 08025722342,08036971931 or www.igbajopoly.com 4 details.. Both from Jamb..

I don't believe this story, 8men?? You said the investigation is in progress and only 2ppl have been arrested so far. How did you now come up with that figure "8", ehn? I believe the story can actually happen for real, but this one contradicts the headline..

njuwo: John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or
u?

Lmfao

njuwo: Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

ROTFL Hahahahahaha

Hope 42.5 composite is ok for mts

I've been reading loadsa things here for years now as a guest buh now a full member.. Hope am welcome sha