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MizTyna:
You haven't even asked the first one out formally. And you talking about marriage. What if you now ask and she declines?

with a 7 digit salary? No girl would decline his offer.

kayo80:
Osinbajo- Ehen, bawoni? You know it has been long we did that thing. What's up na?

Wife- Ehen, you now have my time abi?

Osinbajo- You know you are my one and only. The only cockroach in my cupboard

Wife- Mmm!

you nailed it lol

Ugly as F

If She's telling u ds nw after dating u 4 a yr+.. Nigga b wise, another guy is bleeping her silly dt she nw sees herslf of undeserving of ur care nd attention. My advice: kill ur emotions nd fvck her lik a biiacchh!!

Themandator:
There is no genuine wallet that sells for 7h... Minimum is 4k

na crocodile skin dem use make d wallet?

Desdemonaa:
Nairaland is now filled with aggrieved, broke dudes, lamenting cause they can't meet up to standard.
I have a better sugestion: why not invest your time in something worthwhile instead of nagging?
Pauper midget.

For ur info I'm nt a broke dude, I'm confident I'm nt in d class of the boys u spread ur legs for. It's pathetic dt u didn't get d msg I'm trying 2 pass across. I'm very sure u must b d broke type. D type dt uses wat she has 2 get wat she wants. I can undrstand y u're mad, I dnt blame u.

debris:
Its only broke niggas that complain

yea, so dt u can wreck him nd leave him later

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Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

Man wat r u smoking? In ur bible, did Jesus meet Jezebel on earth? U gotta b high on smthng before making such an hideous comment abt who u said is jerking off!!

Never conclude like that bro.. She might hav been raped. Or cm 2 think of it y did they cal u knowing wat ur reaction would be. Y didn't they cal d guy responsible for it? Pls, listen 2 wat she has 2 say b4 drawing ur conclusion.

[/quote][quote author=kenny091 post=37573297]I go organise my own armed robbers come house the next day to repeat the show. They'll give me the gun as usual. But this time bullet go dey

loool..
u funny die!

Things lik ds dnt happen. It's a set-up. It's best u flee!!