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@ yme
thank God say i be good person for my area, as dem hear say i fall inside, everybody just dey follow me enter the place

@ y me
y u dey try me nao

ben, i no look mistake oo, i dey try correct u

@ pat & Y me
see wetin una turn another person thread to,, the maga say him need old lady
una dey talk of gwarri and fried wice


na wa, una tooo like foood

@ ben
y u dey always look for people mistake

ha Y-me

y me oooo
try me oo
y me
u dey try me


i cant believ that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, haters

@ ben, Lola, Romade


hey yah, i don miss una like frying fan miss oil, dooooo

*****shakes head ******

@ NL
where was i when this thread was booming, i don miss (cuz of my job)



***scream (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) and jump inside a well****

@ uyimen,
dont goooooooooooooo, ooooooh,, we still need u around, i think we both feel the same way but it doesnt affect us in here, dont u know if u go, u might left some damage somewhere, guy we need ya up in here,


@ pat

Tommy is not what, ?

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles, and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up. Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." He tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Pierre stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to UnCloth.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the 17th chapter of Mark."

The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of you who have done as I requested and read the 17th chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."

Nearly every hand in the congregation goes up.

The preacher continues, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no 17th chapter of Mark."

stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.

The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in. First question: which two days of the week begin with T?"

The guy replies, "That's easy. Today and tomorrow."

The gatekeeper says, "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question: how many seconds are in a year?"

The stupid guy says, "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, "

The gatekeeper says, "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?"

The stupid guy replies, "Howard."

The gatekeeper asks, "How on earth did you get Howard?"

The guy says, "It's right there in the prayer: Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

my Gawd
@ pat
re u using jazz on me coz each time i feel like letting it burn, u keep giving me hopes to keep going on and on,, im sure u know how kool av been, some guys cant take all this chanlenges u know re we making up or we re breaking up

@ pat
i think its time for u to let it burn, and tell me where i stand, than letting it burn when i cant let go anymore,


**clear throat and say, *********im tired of dis sh****t

what kind of answer is this??
u aint the pat i used to know, y re u sounding strange

@ pat
mind u,, i aint jealous, its just that i wana know,
so, tell us if u guys re dating

@ pat
re u dating uyimen?? let us know

@ poster
how many cars and house do u have

patwhizkid:
Mind him nat.
Can't lose my golden/precious sleep 4 some kinda nugatory sweet nothings.

i 'll take that as a public embarrasment u gave to me here, whatever ,, i think its right time for me to let it burn,

@ uyimen

i know some day, u 'll feel what i feel,

hummmmm, do i need a g/f
i think i dont, nao im a free agent

give me a misd cal wit glo

@ pat
listen to ya self
my egyptian mummy (roommate) won't allow me. can u tel how much u spent on ur phone wit nairaland dan u spent wid me

@ pat
u wanna keep flirtingi dont think there 'll be any more rooms in ur jeans coz u 'll keep flirting even after marriage

@ pat
just kidding, y cant we talk 2night

@ pat
if i may ask, what re u on nairaland 4

@ pat
please dont kill me like u killed him

johnnygan:
i reason with ya

wetin u reason??
dat same heart dat breaks??, i think love exist in those days when boys were boys and girls were girls, not now that boys re men and girls are all women cos u cant compare the love u xperienced in secondary skool with the present love u re having now, chill out guy, love is missing

@ pat & uyimen
Princess
prince
hmmmmm when was the las time some 1 called me sumtin like dat, na wah oo
where is the love nao i think its missing