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Nairaland / General / As A True Nigerian �� Can You Do This by Tommyjewel(m): 6:36pm On Oct 03, 2019
Hi Guys!!

Yesterday was Independence Day, the day Nigeria turned 59th.

Lots of Nigerians celebrated the day, if not because of the present situation but because of the deeds of our heroes past.

You all claimed to be true Nigerian yeah??

A picture of a man who Tattooed his back with Nigerian coat of arms has been trending on social media since yesterday.

See Photo Below:-



One good thing about this Tattoo is that, it reminds every Nigerians that the eagle and the horses wey dey coat of arms never Japaa � So, there is still hope for Nigeria.

Now the big question we have for you guys is �

As A True Nigerian, Can Your Tattoo Any Part Of Your Body Like This?
Be sincere

Drop your comments

Jokes Etc / Akpos In My Shoe � by Tommyjewel(m): 6:04pm On Oct 03, 2019
In My Shoes

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.

"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.

"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.
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Jokes Etc / This Is A Story About Four People Named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody. by Tommyjewel(m): 3:48pm On Oct 03, 2019
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

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Phones / This Is A Story About Four People Named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody. by Tommyjewel(m): 2:51pm On Oct 03, 2019
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

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Romance / Re: A Message To The Man Who Breaks A Woman’s Heart by Tommyjewel(m): 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2019
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