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I was always reading my books...,no time 4 love letter

At least you had crush for that very girl and wasn't bold enough

I hope you get a lot of presents and a happy merry Christmas…. And you are Fat. Notice the capital “F” on Fat, just to really drive the point home. Wouldn’t it be great if we could all just add this little passive-aggressive addendum to many of our daily conversations with people: “Don’t forget you have that two o-clock meeting with your accountant… and you are Fat.”

Dear Dad, Why do you want to be a vegtarin Did mom make you if she did you Do not have to lisen to her she is not your BOSS! Hmmm, think someone is projecting their frustration here? Dear Dad, did mom tell you to stop eating your boogers because you don’t have to she is not your Boss!! Dear Dad, did Mom tell you to wear clean underwear because you do not have to she is not your Boss!

Secret Recipe for your wish to come true *cat hair * dog hair * yogurt * ripped up paper *cucumber (sliced) * MIX * Stir * Pour over head * think hard * Done This is awesome because we’ve got all of those ingredients right now. Hmm, except our cucumber is diced not sliced. Wonder if that matters?

Im angry at you and im not talking to you today and tomorow. P.s all day. P.S.S I still love you This is one of the most human notes ever written. Here’s the deal, you royally pi**ed me off and I am not in the mood to have much of anything to do with you for quite awhile. That’s how pi**ed I am. But maybe this weekend we can go grab a beer?

I am running away becas you think I farted when I dident. PS you are mean Well clearly this kid farted. You don’t draw attention to the event by writing this note and threaten to run away unless you actually farted. Hey, everyone farts kid, it’s okay. Kid, hey, where you going?!

Daddy is meen he is nowere to be seen he stinks like a diper that just makes him hiper Rock on with the rhyming little kid. Pretty great that you can tell off your parent and do it in such a creative and entertaining way. You will no doubt do very well in the business of show someday.

Mom, I’m going to run away tomroe at 9:30 wean you and Dad are steeping. Be sure to say goo d by for ever. Emily P.S. I will be packind tonight. Wow, do these parents really go to bed that early? We hope Emily has some kind of coveted skills because with spelling this deplorable it’s going to be hard for her to find and hold down a good job.

Dear Uncle Bryan, I hope you have a good birthday. I Love you Uncle Bryan. How are you? Have you Hird of Saten? He makes you do bad thagings. Love Rebekkah Did someone clue Rebekkah onto the fact that Uncle Bryan and Uncle Stephen are not just roommates – and was Saten blamed for the “unholy” union?

Dear Tooth Farei, my tooth whint down the drane. It was an accident. Wil you take this eyelash instead? From Emerson This kid is a dynamite problem solver. Don’t cry over a lost tooth, figure out something else to offer. Emerson will most likely use this strategy later in life at work: Dear Mr. O’Brien. I accidentally didn’t finish that report you wanted by today. Will you take this old PDF document on kite repair I found online instead?

Having Worse Day of life by far Do Not enter! From youre hated sun me! Can someone say Drama Queen?! We wonder what could have possibly happened that day to make it so bad? Were they out of pudding at school? Maybe his pencil broke? We just love the angry face at the bottom.

Thank you mom for making me food so I don’t die When’s the last time you thanked your mom for making you food so you didn’t die? We just take it for granted that someone has kept us alive. Maybe you have a wife or husband now that does most of the cooking. Would it kill you to thank them for making you food so you don’t die?

Dear Rachel you are the 2nd best teacher Ever Love you See, this is such a breath of fresh air. The truth is Rachel is okay, but she’s simply not the best. She doesn’t have the boobs like Mrs. Jarsomsky and Mrs. Jarsomsky also gives everyone Tootsie Rolls on Fridays. So, all-in-all, Rachel is really good, but not #1, clearly.

Dear Mom, you are my favorit mommy ever. I’m sorry for calling you a pice of poo. And I hate you and not going to my room. I love you mommy. Love, your dautre Karah Wow, this little kid flip flops more than most politicians and that’s funny but also kind of creepy. Good luck with this one.

Dear Zane, It was hard telling you this but me (natalie) and Michelle C. like you. Sincerely Natalie and Michelle C. P.S. Please DON’T tell no one PLEASE PPS. WRITE A LETTER BACK Wonder if Zane ended up picking Natalie or Michelle C.? Zane and Michelle C. sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g… that just has a better ring to it so we hope he chose her

Dear Alexis, how are you today? I wanted to inform you that I kind of like you. Don’t laugh, this is serious. Sincerely, Ryan. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… oh, you were serious. Man, remember how serious we all were in the second and third grades? Notes were passed back and forth and it seemed our entire lives depended on that other person’s response? Now we just text and wait for that other person’s response because our lives depend on it.

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Muslim man from Turkey went on a pilgrimage to Mecca in a desperate bid to get his life straightened out—and met Jesus!

A wife-beater who was addicted to alcohol, Ali Pektash was on a visit to the famous shrine when he fell asleep under the burning sun. Jesus twice appeared to him in a dream, telling him to leave the area and spread the Gospel, and left a permanent mark where he touched him on the chest.

Ali told his astonishing story to delegates of a conference in Manchester designed to encourage Believers in Christ from all over the Middle East, many of whom risk their lives by practicing their faith.

One of ten children in a family of Kurds, he was rejected by his mother, which opened a deep wound in his life. He was taken in by his uncle, but he too chased him out. At 14 he ran away to work in the construction industry before returning home four years later at the invitation of his father.


The communists were gaining influence in his region, but when he started work as a shepherd he couldn’t understand how people could curse God whose beautiful creation he witnessed in the fields every day.

He met and married Zehra (who accompanied him to the conference), but said he was a weak-willed man who succumbed to heavy drinking which began to destroy his life. He would start to shake if he didn’t have a drink and things got so bad that he was beating his wife several times a day and struggling to breathe after just a few steps.


Friends persuaded him to find work in Saudi Arabia, where he could get free of alcohol because it was forbidden. But in fact he discovered there was plenty of it available there.

Perhaps Mecca held the key to success, they suggested, so he agreed to join a group on hajj (pilgrimage) during his time in Arabia.

Speaking through an interpreter, he said: “I knew I belonged to God somehow—he was my friend—but I did not belong to a religion I could find. I circled the Ka’ba (the cube-like building at the center of the Great Mosque) seven times (one of the specified rites involved in the pilgrimage), and watched everybody kissing this black stone. But I walked the other way. I believed in a living God, not in a rock.”

When they retreated to their tents for the night, he chose to sleep under the stars because it was so hot.

“Jesus came to me in a dream, put His finger on my forehead and His hand on my heart. He was smiling at me and said: ‘Get up and leave this place’.

“I didn’t really understand, but I knew I was saved. There was a vibration in my kidney area where it felt like someone was speaking to me, and He kept saying the same thing. I became very afraid, and remembered reading how too much alcohol could affect your brain. I thought maybe I was going crazy; that my end had come. I told my friends what had happened, but they laughed it off, saying I had eaten too much. And they asked: ‘What does Jesus have to do with Mohammed?’

“But the voice would not leave me alone. I told my friends I couldn’t finish the hajj, but they got upset and angry. I found a bathroom where I took a shower before I left and saw in a mirror that the black hair on my chest had the white imprint of a hand on one side. I tried to rub it off, thinking it might be dust, and heard the Voice say, ‘You’re going to see a lot more things than this.’

“So I got down on my knees and said, ‘Lord, whatever You want from me I will do.’

“He told me that I should go directly back home, so I immediately left the construction company for whom I had been working.”

He rang his wife to say he was coming home with Jesus, which naturally puzzled her as she was looking around to see where his companion was when he landed. “He’s inside me,” he explained.

airliftIn accordance with tradition for those who return from hajj, neighbors all turned out for a welcome home party. “I obeyed the Lord’s instruction by standing up and telling everyone present that I had become a Christian. Some got upset and left the room. And that night I told Zehra that I couldn’t live with her anymore because I was a Christian and she was a Muslim.”

But she responded: “Whatever you want to be, I’ll become.”

And although he knew he was now a Christian and passionately shared his testimony with others, it was six long years before he was able to obtain a Bible in his own language—through a Christian radio station in Russia. “It was the most precious gift I received in my entire life. I read it all before I ate or slept again,” he said. “I memorized whole portions and this book changed my life. I kept reading it over and over, understanding more as I did so.”

God’s Word also brought healing to his life, curing his addiction to drink and cigarettes along with his wife-beating antics. And it was another year before he met his first Christian compatriot (apart from his wife)—a pastor in Istanbul.

He studied there and became a pastor himself in Ankara, the capital. Now his goal is to see a Believer in every Turkish home. His hope is that they will then help fulfill the vision foretold by the prophet Isaiah (chapter 19) when he spoke of a highway of reconciliation from Egypt to Assyria (representing much of the modern-day Arab world) via Israel.

Hosted by the Church’s Ministry among Jewish people (CMJ), the Manchester conference itself was held to encourage followers of Jesus from throughout the Middle East to work together towards such an outcome.

catholicsay.com/muslim-pilgrim-finds-jesus-in-mecca/

Muslim man from Turkey went on a pilgrimage to Mecca in a desperate bid to get his life straightened out—and met Jesus!

A wife-beater who was addicted to alcohol, Ali Pektash was on a visit to the famous shrine when he fell asleep under the burning sun. Jesus twice appeared to him in a dream, telling him to leave the area and spread the Gospel, and left a permanent mark where he touched him on the chest.

Ali told his astonishing story to delegates of a conference in Manchester designed to encourage Believers in Christ from all over the Middle East, many of whom risk their lives by practicing their faith.

One of ten children in a family of Kurds, he was rejected by his mother, which opened a deep wound in his life. He was taken in by his uncle, but he too chased him out. At 14 he ran away to work in the construction industry before returning home four years later at the invitation of his father.


The communists were gaining influence in his region, but when he started work as a shepherd he couldn’t understand how people could curse God whose beautiful creation he witnessed in the fields every day.

He met and married Zehra (who accompanied him to the conference), but said he was a weak-willed man who succumbed to heavy drinking which began to destroy his life. He would start to shake if he didn’t have a drink and things got so bad that he was beating his wife several times a day and struggling to breathe after just a few steps.


Friends persuaded him to find work in Saudi Arabia, where he could get free of alcohol because it was forbidden. But in fact he discovered there was plenty of it available there.

Perhaps Mecca held the key to success, they suggested, so he agreed to join a group on hajj (pilgrimage) during his time in Arabia.

Speaking through an interpreter, he said: “I knew I belonged to God somehow—he was my friend—but I did not belong to a religion I could find. I circled the Ka’ba (the cube-like building at the center of the Great Mosque) seven times (one of the specified rites involved in the pilgrimage), and watched everybody kissing this black stone. But I walked the other way. I believed in a living God, not in a rock.”

When they retreated to their tents for the night, he chose to sleep under the stars because it was so hot.

“Jesus came to me in a dream, put His finger on my forehead and His hand on my heart. He was smiling at me and said: ‘Get up and leave this place’.

“I didn’t really understand, but I knew I was saved. There was a vibration in my kidney area where it felt like someone was speaking to me, and He kept saying the same thing. I became very afraid, and remembered reading how too much alcohol could affect your brain. I thought maybe I was going crazy; that my end had come. I told my friends what had happened, but they laughed it off, saying I had eaten too much. And they asked: ‘What does Jesus have to do with Mohammed?’

“But the voice would not leave me alone. I told my friends I couldn’t finish the hajj, but they got upset and angry. I found a bathroom where I took a shower before I left and saw in a mirror that the black hair on my chest had the white imprint of a hand on one side. I tried to rub it off, thinking it might be dust, and heard the Voice say, ‘You’re going to see a lot more things than this.’

“So I got down on my knees and said, ‘Lord, whatever You want from me I will do.’

“He told me that I should go directly back home, so I immediately left the construction company for whom I had been working.”

He rang his wife to say he was coming home with Jesus, which naturally puzzled her as she was looking around to see where his companion was when he landed. “He’s inside me,” he explained.

airliftIn accordance with tradition for those who return from hajj, neighbors all turned out for a welcome home party. “I obeyed the Lord’s instruction by standing up and telling everyone present that I had become a Christian. Some got upset and left the room. And that night I told Zehra that I couldn’t live with her anymore because I was a Christian and she was a Muslim.”

But she responded: “Whatever you want to be, I’ll become.”

And although he knew he was now a Christian and passionately shared his testimony with others, it was six long years before he was able to obtain a Bible in his own language—through a Christian radio station in Russia. “It was the most precious gift I received in my entire life. I read it all before I ate or slept again,” he said. “I memorized whole portions and this book changed my life. I kept reading it over and over, understanding more as I did so.”

God’s Word also brought healing to his life, curing his addiction to drink and cigarettes along with his wife-beating antics. And it was another year before he met his first Christian compatriot (apart from his wife)—a pastor in Istanbul.

He studied there and became a pastor himself in Ankara, the capital. Now his goal is to see a Believer in every Turkish home. His hope is that they will then help fulfill the vision foretold by the prophet Isaiah (chapter 19) when he spoke of a highway of reconciliation from Egypt to Assyria (representing much of the modern-day Arab world) via Israel.

Hosted by the Church’s Ministry among Jewish people (CMJ), the Manchester conference itself was held to encourage followers of Jesus from throughout the Middle East to work together towards such an outcome.

catholicsay.com/muslim-pilgrim-finds-jesus-in-mecca/

Muslim man from Turkey went on a pilgrimage to Mecca in a desperate bid to get his life straightened out—and met Jesus!

A wife-beater who was addicted to alcohol, Ali Pektash was on a visit to the famous shrine when he fell asleep under the burning sun. Jesus twice appeared to him in a dream, telling him to leave the area and spread the Gospel, and left a permanent mark where he touched him on the chest.

Ali told his astonishing story to delegates of a conference in Manchester designed to encourage Believers in Christ from all over the Middle East, many of whom risk their lives by practicing their faith.

One of ten children in a family of Kurds, he was rejected by his mother, which opened a deep wound in his life. He was taken in by his uncle, but he too chased him out. At 14 he ran away to work in the construction industry before returning home four years later at the invitation of his father.


The communists were gaining influence in his region, but when he started work as a shepherd he couldn’t understand how people could curse God whose beautiful creation he witnessed in the fields every day.

He met and married Zehra (who accompanied him to the conference), but said he was a weak-willed man who succumbed to heavy drinking which began to destroy his life. He would start to shake if he didn’t have a drink and things got so bad that he was beating his wife several times a day and struggling to breathe after just a few steps.


Friends persuaded him to find work in Saudi Arabia, where he could get free of alcohol because it was forbidden. But in fact he discovered there was plenty of it available there.

Perhaps Mecca held the key to success, they suggested, so he agreed to join a group on hajj (pilgrimage) during his time in Arabia.

Speaking through an interpreter, he said: “I knew I belonged to God somehow—he was my friend—but I did not belong to a religion I could find. I circled the Ka’ba (the cube-like building at the center of the Great Mosque) seven times (one of the specified rites involved in the pilgrimage), and watched everybody kissing this black stone. But I walked the other way. I believed in a living God, not in a rock.”

When they retreated to their tents for the night, he chose to sleep under the stars because it was so hot.

“Jesus came to me in a dream, put His finger on my forehead and His hand on my heart. He was smiling at me and said: ‘Get up and leave this place’.

“I didn’t really understand, but I knew I was saved. There was a vibration in my kidney area where it felt like someone was speaking to me, and He kept saying the same thing. I became very afraid, and remembered reading how too much alcohol could affect your brain. I thought maybe I was going crazy; that my end had come. I told my friends what had happened, but they laughed it off, saying I had eaten too much. And they asked: ‘What does Jesus have to do with Mohammed?’

“But the voice would not leave me alone. I told my friends I couldn’t finish the hajj, but they got upset and angry. I found a bathroom where I took a shower before I left and saw in a mirror that the black hair on my chest had the white imprint of a hand on one side. I tried to rub it off, thinking it might be dust, and heard the Voice say, ‘You’re going to see a lot more things than this.’

“So I got down on my knees and said, ‘Lord, whatever You want from me I will do.’

“He told me that I should go directly back home, so I immediately left the construction company for whom I had been working.”

He rang his wife to say he was coming home with Jesus, which naturally puzzled her as she was looking around to see where his companion was when he landed. “He’s inside me,” he explained.

airliftIn accordance with tradition for those who return from hajj, neighbors all turned out for a welcome home party. “I obeyed the Lord’s instruction by standing up and telling everyone present that I had become a Christian. Some got upset and left the room. And that night I told Zehra that I couldn’t live with her anymore because I was a Christian and she was a Muslim.”

But she responded: “Whatever you want to be, I’ll become.”

And although he knew he was now a Christian and passionately shared his testimony with others, it was six long years before he was able to obtain a Bible in his own language—through a Christian radio station in Russia. “It was the most precious gift I received in my entire life. I read it all before I ate or slept again,” he said. “I memorized whole portions and this book changed my life. I kept reading it over and over, understanding more as I did so.”

God’s Word also brought healing to his life, curing his addiction to drink and cigarettes along with his wife-beating antics. And it was another year before he met his first Christian compatriot (apart from his wife)—a pastor in Istanbul.

He studied there and became a pastor himself in Ankara, the capital. Now his goal is to see a Believer in every Turkish home. His hope is that they will then help fulfill the vision foretold by the prophet Isaiah (chapter 19) when he spoke of a highway of reconciliation from Egypt to Assyria (representing much of the modern-day Arab world) via Israel.

Hosted by the Church’s Ministry among Jewish people (CMJ), the Manchester conference itself was held to encourage followers of Jesus from throughout the Middle East to work together towards such an outcome.

catholicsay.com/muslim-pilgrim-finds-jesus-in-mecca/

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