yinka2392: Got materials 4 mth 101, chm 101, and phy101 early this week. I must tell u , those of u in tech nd sciences, its no easy thing, we've got to work hard- especially mth101. I believe God Will see us through,....

Yhemit: Any body from Oshogbo hia. Is their any jamb office wia i can buy d card

rajidgreat: MORNING TEAM OAU. @mr nairalane n oders, dis LG identification letter is it d same with STATE OF ORIGIN CITIZENSHIP?

hausa(d return):

like they wont rebuild it after that

skysol: Do u knw d@ OAU is d 1st skul/among d 1st skuls 2 wryt pume 2012/2013 nd nw d very last to resume......prof. Tale Amole....do i sae its maladministration?...even sef NUGA is yet 2 begin...w@ a nyce stayin @ hum....n nw i v almost impreginatd som1 ehnn

gloatkenf: [b]Wrap this...
Bleep piece but peace...

Piece of shit this world is
Just now hopping in my ears
Are Guns and Roses
Babes come out of there mamas' sacks
Aye the doctors are quiet at the lone entrance
With a must give slap at the back to awaken us
From the stony sopor in their wombs
Now we're with kinds of aims 'n' objectives
To always ace
Through out our fucking life times
Therein damn it, I can't punch out a piece of peace
A world called piece of shit this is
Here you Bleep your missus for hours
But later send her four points downwards
To 'em calabashes to admixture for manifold dollars
So also a vis-a-vis
Yes, yeah, for only nothing last long in this cosmos
Aren't we all comers?
Munch this tasty tidings you funny fiends
And thee dear friendly friends for they would always
Say comers are goers
Believe me peepers
In this pultrid process
Only the Papa of love could safe 'n save us
Sincerely yours
I am G. Jodekss
Just another black ass that's a racer in the selfsame ending endless race
Bleep pieces but aye to plenty perhaps pieces of peace
For here sufficient enough is
Nonsense...[/b]

skysol: PLS NO HARM MENT::::DA VALENTINE nonii......la valentine la bois la gals.....la sex la pregnant...la run away da boiz....la babies b bastard...no harm oo...am onli sayin w@ wil happen n lag..ajegunle 4 d@ mata nonii

hausa(d return):
NIGERIA V MALI - 4PM
GO GO TEAM NIGERIA.
Make us proud!!!

michealade: are u in anyway rapping?

skysol: Do u knw d@ OAU is d 1st skul/among d 1st skuls 2 wryt pume 2012/2013 nd nw d very last to resume......prof. Tale Amole....do i sae its maladministration?...even sef NUGA is yet 2 begin...w@ a nyce stayin @ hum....n nw i v almost impreginatd som1 ehnn

skysol: I saw binti walkin 2 d toilet...e was deeply pressed...n guess w@ instead of walkin 2 d gents e went 2 d ladies

jayjam: IS THERE ANYONE THINKING ASUCH;THIS SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED AS BEEN GARRULOUS OR EXTROVERTIBLE AND ASUCH SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A RHETORIC.WE ARE SCHEDULED TO BEGIN REG.AFTER RESUMPTION WHICH HAS BEEN SLATED FOR MARCH 4,WE AINT GONNA BE ALLOWED INTO THE HALL OF RESIDENCES,WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP?(FOR A WEEK IN EXCESS)ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START REG.AFTER MARCH 4?WOULD THE EPORTAL BE UPDATED BEFORE MIDFEB.?WHEN ARE WE COMING INTO THE HOSTELS THEN?they are just too sancrosantory a question,not mandatory though?

slybrolin: Has any1 admitted 4 Law seen his/her admission status on Jamb site?

TOSIN ACCA:
This must be an auto-biography... a personal confession straight from the horse's mouth.
NB: AIDS,STIs,STDs.etc ARE REAL.

jayjam: IS THERE ANYONE THINKING ASUCH;THIS SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED AS BEEN GARRULOUS OR EXTROVERTIBLE AND ASUCH SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A RHETORIC.WE ARE SCHEDULED TO BEGIN REG.AFTER RESUMPTION WHICH HAS BEEN SLATED FOR MARCH 4,WE AINT GONNA BE ALLOWED INTO THE HALL OF RESIDENCES,WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP?(FOR A WEEK IN EXCESS)ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START REG.AFTER MARCH 4?WOULD THE EPORTAL BE UPDATED BEFORE MIDFEB.?WHEN ARE WE COMING INTO THE HOSTELS THEN?they are just too sancrosantory a question,not mandatory though?

skysol: Do u knw d@ OAU is d 1st skul/among d 1st skuls 2 wryt pume 2012/2013 nd nw d very last to resume......prof. Tale Amole....do i sae its maladministration?...even sef NUGA is yet 2 begin...w@ a nyce stayin @ hum....n nw i v almost impreginatd som1 ehnn

gloatkenf: [b]Wrap this...
Bleep piece but peace...

Piece of shit this world is
Just now hopping in my ears
Are Guns and Roses
Babes come out of there mamas' sacks
Aye the doctors are quiet at the lone entrance
With a must give slap at the back to awaken us
From the stony sopor in their wombs
Now we're with kinds of aims 'n' objectives
To always ace
Through out our fucking life times
Therein damn it, I can't punch out a piece of peace
A world called piece of shit this is
Here you Bleep your missus for hours
But later send her four points downwards
To 'em calabashes to admixture for manifold dollars
So also a vis-a-vis
Yes, yeah, for only nothing last long in this cosmos
Aren't we all comers?
Munch this tasty tidings you funny fiends
And thee dear friendly friends for they would always
Say comers are goers
Believe me peepers
In this pultrid process
Only the Papa of love could safe 'n save us
Sincerely yours
I am G. Jodekss
Just another black ass that's a racer in the selfsame ending endless race
Bleep pieces but aye to plenty perhaps pieces of peace
For here sufficient enough is
Nonsense...[/b]

hausa(d return):

yea, u?

Tonisious504: no,it is stil d oda schul dat i was admittd dat is stil there

cloaked: True confession by Akpos . . .

I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing
Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.

Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her
work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a
low tone,

What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a
disgrace to your manhood.

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!

I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!!...Bad Market!.....

Abeg, Describe Akpors In One Word!!!

Oluwatobi09: I am admittd to study biochm but didnt write f/maths exam in my waec, hope dat wnt affect my admissn?

hausa(d return):

k. Hope ure making plans 4 d change

michealade: nice profile pix

michealade: nice profile pix