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tellwisdom: Did he die??

NO, he is alive holdin conference meetin wit d 46 SNAKES on hw best 2 cure dis ur HIGH FEVER.

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oya i dn hear all una RESPONSES,SUGGESTIONS,SYMPATHY,ADVICE.CRITICISM,AMEABO,APROKOETC. Time dn go far mak una go una MAMA n PAPA hse i wan lock my door mak i sleep, DESPERATE NEIGHBOUR

Ezegozie: all these "A FRIEND OF MINE" don plenty here for nairaland.

OP u sure say no be you be that?
Why saying A FRIEND OF MINE?

Anyway my advice for you is just in-line with what my brothers and sisters said.

Go and get urself a high hill shoe, that will increase ur height a bit.

Pls, dont ever you believe that even eating humanbeing can make you grow 0.001mm taller once you are more than 20yrs.

A short person is a short person, a tall person is a tall person. P.E.R.I.O.D

P.E.R.I.O.D or M.E.S.Z unto say na u we dey wait 4 since 2 coment b4 d THREAD CLOSE. Abeg mak ur highly litu coment n pass comot frm d queue mak odas see road boo. And b4 i 4get dat ur advice again,abeg wich of d state HILL i go use cos we gat so many HILLs 4 diff state in nigeria?

gothrones: ^
I laugh in 500BC Yoruba. If I am a giraffe, how can you intimidate me with your tallness? So not only are you short of height, you are also short of common sense. God must really hate you. Better get started with the fertilizer doses.

sowie i surrenda, i 4get say na u use sense pass bill gate, hence d hyper reasonin.

gothrones: No one on Nairaland ever claims to be the one with a particular problem; it is always, "my friend" or "my cousin" or "my boyfriend." OP, e be like say na you God use shortness anoint. Like someone said, drink fertilizer and try not to shiit in 6 months. Goodluck.

ok girafe i hear u. Ur presence s finally wel noticed. Bt nt 2 shock, intimidate n humble u wit my tallness, na 2 kip mysef far way frm ur sight n reach as am doin nw,so u cn see ursef as tall

ilugunboy: Please guys save DENZEL.....that guy na one real entertainer....Africa is going to love this dude!

wit whose resources, d 1 he drop dan 4 me b4 he enta bba hse. @least u cn do 4 each 1hr via 5 diff netwrk systems makin it 5 * 24hrs * 3days, guy nor b smal vote u go finally giv d guy oo. Hw u see am?

naanxie: Reading thru the ops's reply i must say i understand why dat dude asked for ur age! Like srzly,how old are u?? And am not asking abt puberty and stuff! U shld google up ur question! Nothing can make her taller abeg! She shld wear heels and d beasn thing is purely ficticious!! Na wa 4ds ur question o!! Chai

tanx, tho ur silence wud hav bin best most highly appreciated anyway

fork adict: If you ask any BB follower what it takes to win BBA, the most likely answer you will get is 'You must be entertaining.' The problem I have with that response is entertainment is a very broad concept. So issueing such an ambiguous criterion as the requirement to win the show sucks. This is the problem I have always had with africa's elected choice season in, season out. Messed up choices most of the time. Personally, I will specify the criteria I will measure my anointed contestants against. Please find them beneath:
1. Talent: any contestant muct have some form of raw talent. It may not necessarily be a professional exhibition of such but it must be displayed from time to time. Ability to dance, great sense of humour, ability to sing, or rap etc will endear any of the housemates to my heart. Cleo from Zimbabwe stands out from the lot thus far cos of her ability to freestyle. Even the great Ice prince who is a professional rapper confessed that he can not freestyle. He take hin mouth talk am ni. No be say dem say.

2. Intelligence: This is the contestants ability to analyse issues maturely, objectively and in great depth. Ability to figure out the end results of events right from the beginning. I'm not sure any of the housemates have demonstrated this but Nick of BB Amplified and Itai of BB the revolution are past housemates that have impresses me.

3. SWAG: This deals with the housemates dress sense, carriage, charisma etc. Many housemates represent well when measured against this yardstick but O'Neal is kinda exceptional. Weza of the BB Amplified comes to mind

4. Speech capabilities: here, i look out for eloquence, the sound the contestant's voice (must be sweet and soothing), accent, diction etc. Junia of the BB stargame and Emma of BB the revolution (1st runner up) are my darlings. I think Krystal of BB the revolution may also be included on the list. The way they talk never ceased to amuse me all thru the time they lasted in the house. Right now, I'm not sure if anyof the housemates stand out. Don't get me wrong, most of them speak well but none wows me just yet. I might be able to come up with a few names later but ther's none at the mo.

5. Crazinness: Non conventionality, naughtiness, weirdness are my indices here. Zainab of the BB stargame that I nicknamed the QUEEN of CRAZY efortlessly comes to mind. DENZEL is without a doubt the craziest murraforker in the house. Check out his dressing yesterday. He wore a shirt, a jacket with a bow tie and a pair of tight boxers to match! Who does that for Christ's sake? If anyone was opportuned to listen to his discussion with Betty yestaerday around 8pm, you would have almost cracked your ribs with laughter. then later in the evening, he tried to give annabel and one other female housemate a bootyshake while he was dressed in his pair of boxers. A born nudist he is. Men this guy is just crazy. He makes me laugh hard.

Now going thru past posts on here and reading thru all the negative (or can I call it hate) comments about this guy just breaks my heart. It only means a lot of folks on here are just unnecessarily rash and judgemental. Quick to pass judgemnets without taking time out to have a feel of what the housemate has to offer. This is wrong. So wrong!

IT IS AT THIS JUNCTURE THAT I HEREBY APPEAL TO AFRICA TO SAVE THIS GUY COME SUNDAY. HE MOST DEFINITELY HAS MUCH MORE TO OFFER THAN MOST OF THE HOUSEMATES. 3 DAYS IS A LOT OF TIME AND I BELIEVE WE CAN STILL TURN THE TIDE AROUND, PLEASE AFRICA. PLEASE...

6. Then last and least on the list is looks. Good enough, virtually all the housemates are on the same base regarding this. Most of them are goodlooking and only a few of them will have a clear edge over others when it comes to tv appeal which i strongly believe is a function of how goodlooking a housemate is.

DENZEL: 'I appreciate d fact dat u gbadu my style'.

flowbjones: Please elaborate. @dorti

albacete: what position did u apply for?

flowbjones: Please elaborate. @dorti

na wa ooo 4 una oo dem go jst tune u n ur m*m* channel go jst clear. Abi u nor knw say CHILDREN stil get acces 2 internet 4 naija?. Guys relax all d txt msgs go enta @1ce. By d way na 'CONGRATULATORY THX (THANKS)' she say she recieve, mayb 4 doin well in dier sch last J.S.S 3 GRADUATE party.

CFCfan: She is almost as fine as Tonto Dikeh

na u draw my @tention 2 comment nw. Wich RUBBISH 'TOTO DICKE'. Dem dey tuk of beta fyn, clever gal u dey cal name of clown,dull gal tak tym oo. No carry dat name com dis thread again oo.

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Enegod: if she is upto 20yrs old..there z no hope for her

far pass 20yrs old. Bt i hav seen ladys stil get tal afta pass dos age in d past

uboma: You do not have to be rude! A girl ceases to grow especially in height after getting past a certain period, usually after puberty. Boys growth continues as they age but such growth is very slow and may not be noticeable. I wanted to know if ur friend that is seeking to increase her height is still within her puberty stage or past it. And for the records, a lady's height does not increase after child birth. I wonder where u got such story from. That being said, a lot of factors come into play that determines if ur friend will be tall or not. Such factors as families' history, age, diet, and so on

tanx, bt she s far past puberty n most of ha families ar tal

tea_gurl: On a serious note,beans should make ladies tall..depends on their health.

dats tru hav heard of it b4, bt some health conditions reli dnt premit it sha

uboma: @ op, how old are u and ur friend?

wats ur point mr metuseller?

jst bookin a seat 4 mysef, awaitin wen d cinema gets tough

please help if you know how, because a friend of mine is worked up on how to increase her height.

I told her when she gives birth she will, as i have heard from most gals and ladies,but she does not believe me.

franchuks: @ all. My frnd said dey have called 5 to 7 persons in Delta. We r 4rm d same local govt & did interview on the same day. Plz, make una confirm o.....

guy stop dis. DEY CALL U? NO!. DEY CALL UR FRND? NO!. wich 1 b dis unecesary fire alarm button u dey press 2 send evrybdy 2 musterin point wen dey has'nt bin any fire. Guy wanyor,ankanli,memera

franchuks: @ all. My frnd said dey have called 5 to 7 persons in Delta. We r 4rm d same local govt & did interview on the same day. Plz, make una confirm o.....

no kon giv person unecessary hyper news here,cos na serious biz evrybdy dey 4 here oo, no joker here oo

Sanboy25:
Thanks for the advice.
It is very hard reading you...
People believe that 'bad grammar' takes root with 'bad education'...
Let's hope they are wrong.
Take care.

sowie sir, i 4get say na u take ova frm CHINUA ACHEBE !. Al d same sowie 4 nt undastandin my Engrish its nt 4 ur typ PROF cos u alredi knw it all frm d HARVARD univasity u @tended.

God has created all women n gav dem complete n fertile womb 2 concieve n bear children n men fertile gamete ,bt due 2 our carelessness in one way or d oda brings abt INFERTILITY. I hav trace d 'ROOT CUS OF INFERTILITY' 2 b 'INFIDELITY', as its 'father' STD infections,womb blockages,hard drugs n 'D n C' effects, even winchcraf attacks. So my bros n sis stick 2 one man/woman n b guided unda God's courtin rule, y both of u still carry out ur regular medi checkups.

Afam4eva: I'm not saying she shuld be given death sentence. But she should be punished as an armed robber that she is.

Gbam !!

Lilimax: Attempting to rob with a real gun or a toy gun is treated as the same offence
and will bear the same penalty.
The woman is an armed robber period .

wel said joor, cos she dey try use toy gun start 2 rob money gada 2 buy real gun n recruit oda gals 2 cus probs 4 u,me n society. Abeg sentence her jare mak dem dey reduce.

Yes guyz b relax nw cos we dn urge reach, na dier turn 2 urge na because if dem call us dis wk den trainin go b nxt wk (1st wk of june) or if dem lik wait til nxt 2 call us nai b say trainin go b 2nd wk of june. D more dey delay us nw d more tins go dey tight 4 dem 2 mit dier target launchin date @ june. So na dem go dey urge nw nor b we again.

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NOW LET ME SPEAK ON DIS ISSUE 4 D 1ST TIME: My hrt beep n bleeds wit all d hapenins in/to nigeria n its citizens. D nation s drainin down if proactive measures ar nt taken by every individuals makin d masses. We have pockets of national issues like; unemployment,unstable economy,health n illiteracy challenges etc, bt d worst nw has bcom INSECURITY. And d cus of all des z d 'STRUGGLE 4 POWER'. I WILL SUGGEST D AMENDMENT OF D CONSTITUTION 2 REDUCE DRASTICALLY, D IMMUNITY N POWER ATTACHED 2 POLITICAL OFFICES,PORTFOLIO, N POSITIONS. D bookins of all des diff 'PRESSURE' groups (MEND,MASSOB,BOKO HARAM, OMBATSE,MUJAO ETC, wich d GOVT has bin found INCAPACITATED 2 dealt wit or hunted dwn due 2 dier COHORT n COHERENT nature politically), by d NIGERIAN LAW z necessary n shud b timely. And der afta command a special nig military squad usin a same DIABOLICALLY GORILLA ATTACK tactics 2 get dwn dos claimin 2 hav such POWERS, rada dan 4GIVIN DEM IN D EXPENSE OF ODA PPLE'S LIFE N PROPERTIES, NT URS. Wat a SILLY,STUPID, n SELFISH DOG (SSS DG). I bet u if des NATIONAL ISSUES ar nt handle wit OFFICIALLY DRASTIC IRON FIST MEASURES oda GROUPS wil emerge knwin vry well dat d GOVT cnt do dem any harm dan 2 ELEVATE DIER STATUS by 4GIVIN DEM wen dey do nt plead 4 it, GRANTIN DEM AMNESTY n TRAINING 4 d more life dey had destroyed, and PAYIN DEM SALARY wich dey will nt work 4. I CONDOL D FAMILIES OF ALL DAT HAD LOST DIER LOVE ONES IN DIS 'NIGERIANS STRUGGLE 4 POWER' ERA. AND I PRAY GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN WIL RESCUE US FRM D HANDS OF ALL DIS WICKED PPLE N EXPOSE DEM. IJN. AMEN.

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