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Nairaland GeneralRe: Accident Involving Corpers Leaving Sagamu Camp In Ogun State. (photos) by Tonynelson(m): 4:10pm On Nov 17, 2015
Dangote trucks bringing gallons of human blood for sacrifice since time immemorial
FamilyRe: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Tonynelson(m): 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
u sabi dem die... My mum own no be here oo una fit go market by 7am but 6pm una never come back because of this price price and if u complain she go just tell u. Mk u no d follow me come mkt again ooo. Lolzzz
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sabbat: A Friend Turns Down A Job Opportunity by Tonynelson(m): 9:20am On Nov 10, 2015
At OP pls tell ur friend to read, Rev 1:10, acts 20:7,1 cor 16:1-2 and Jn 20:1-22 and see y sabbath is on sunday
SportsRe: Any Live Broadcast Of Nigeria Vs Mali On Tv Tonight? by Tonynelson(m): 12:01am On Nov 09, 2015
TVC news d show am o
SportsRe: No Chance To Loose. Pick And Smile by Tonynelson(op): 7:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
OlajideAjinde:
add me bro for whats app 08038566048
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SportsNo Chance To Loose. Pick And Smile by Tonynelson(op): 12:14pm On Nov 07, 2015
Pls don't mind my hand writing. Well analysed games for this weekend, Pick wisely... Goodluck Championship
Greenock Morton - Livingston
Yes - Away Score 1.24
4526 Ligue 1
Montpellier - Nantes
Over(1.5) 1.53
4527 Ligue 1
Lorient - Troyes
1 1.48
4529 Ligue 1
Lyon - Saint Etienne
Yes - Away Score 1.42
4530 Ligue 1
Bordeaux - Monaco
Yes - Away Score 1.40
4528 Ligue 1
Marseille - Nice
1.72
1518 Primera Division
Celta Vigo - Valencia
Over(1.5) 1.22
1523 Primera Division
Atl. Bilbao - Espanyol
Over(1.5) 1.24
1521 Primera Division
Eibar - Getafe
Yes - Home Score 1.27
1522 Primera Division
Malaga - Betis Sevilla
Yes - Away Score 1.50
3813 Segunda Division
Ponferradina - Mirandes
1.92
3818 Segunda Division
Numancia - Real Oviedo
1.82
2423 A PFG
Montana - Cherno More
X2 HT 1.18
1680 A PFG
Levski - Lokomotiv Plovdiv
Yes - Home Score 1.11
1156 Super League
Kalloni Ael FC - Skoda Xanthi FC
Yes - Away Score 1.36
1557 Eliteserien
Aalesunds FK - Rosenborg BK
Over(2.5) 1.36
1553 Eliteserien
Sarpsborg - Sandefjord Fotball
1.52
1560 Eliteserien
Stromsgodset - Valerenga IF
1.56
2346 Liga 1
ACS Poli Timisoara - Dinamo Bucuresti
Yes - Home Score 1.36
2347 Liga 1
CS Universitatea Craiova - ASA Targu Mures
Yes - Away Score 1.46
1080 Super League
Panaitolikos - PAS Giannina FC
2.01
4575 Premier League
FC Ural Yekaterinburg - FC Rostov
Yes - Home Score 1.32
4581 Premier League
FC Lokomotiv Moscow - Zenit St. Petersburg
Yes - Away Score 1.21
4580 Premier League
FC Krasnodar - CSKA Moscow
1.75
4579 Premier League
Rubin Kazan - FC Kryliya Sovetov Samara
1 1.66
4921 Primera Division
Atletico Rafaela - San Lorenzo
Over(1.5) 1.32
4918 Primera Division
Olimpo Bahia Blanca - Banfield
Yes - Home Score 1.33
5023 Brasileiro Serie A
Internacional - Ponte Preta
2.02
5027 Brasileiro Serie A
Cruzeiro - Sao Paulo
1.92
5024 Brasileiro Serie A
Corinthians - Coritiba
1 1.30
1394 Premiership
ST Johnstone - Kilmarnock
Over(1.5) 1.21
1155 Super League
Panionios Athens - Platanias FC
Yes - Home Score 1.29
CrimeRe: Husband Batters Wife To Death, Flees In Enugu by Tonynelson(m): 10:29am On Nov 04, 2015
Na because of say salt no dey Him food ooo na y him hit the wife with stick and she was unconscious till death. And no be today the man don d beat that woman.
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol: good Or Evil. What The Bible Really Says. by Tonynelson(m): 4:19pm On Nov 01, 2015
Pentecostals oya come tell catholics say drinking na sin, even to go marry wife una go carry only mineral say Bible talk say achohol na Sin. I laugh una because u hv been hypnotized. Ehyaa a ndonu OOO. OP WELLDONE winkPentecostals oya come tell catholics say drinking na sin, even to go marry wife una go carry only mineral say Bible talk say achohol na Sin. I laugh una because u hv been hypnotized. Ehyaa a ndonu OOO. OP WELLDONE
SportsRe: Fixed Ice Hockey Match With Best Odds...100% Sure Wins.. by Tonynelson(m): 12:15pm On Oct 31, 2015
Abeg me d wait oooo
SportsRe: Fixed Ice Hockey Match With Best Odds...100% Sure Wins.. by Tonynelson(m): 12:15pm On Oct 31, 2015
Abeg me dey wait oooo
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by Tonynelson(m): 5:33pm On Oct 28, 2015
Which kind wedding? Abi I take oshogbo weed. Contract all the way
Christianity EtcRe: Father Mbaka Warns Judges Over Cultism by Tonynelson(m): 11:52am On Oct 27, 2015
datguru:
Mbaka why ?
Guy the person wey ask that qstn ehhh, wetin happen to am after that record. I pity am shaaa because I'm name na sorry now
RomanceRe: I Did This 15yrs Old Girl A Favour, Now She Wants To Sleep With Me In Return. by Tonynelson(m): 5:35pm On Oct 25, 2015
Abeg no tell am mk she no d come, just try to sit her down one day and enlighten her on d bad sides of wat she wants from u. And anytime she does somehow caution her because d... K no get brain oooo. She fit put u in d mood if u don't caution her fast. Goodlck
EducationRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Covenant University Campus by Tonynelson(m): 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2015
Imagine what one person did with his money while a country that has billion folds more than oyedepo can't even boost of quarter uni with such standard. Nigerian govt is a disgrace to humanity especially the so called senators. Am sorry to say this but from the look of things their hell fire will be a fresh one,so that they will fell what the masses felt.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Expensive Fleet Of Cars In Their Garage (photos) by Tonynelson(m): 10:57am On Oct 06, 2015
Viewers of this topic, I know say una plenty but I pray as we dey view may our riches multiply IJN, because wetin my eye dey see here, making money is a must. If u belive hit like ;DViewers of this topic, I know say una plenty but I pray as we dey view may our riches multiply IJN, because wetin my eye dey see here, making money is a must. If u belive hit like
PoliticsRe: vr by Tonynelson(m): 10:39am On Oct 06, 2015
Op I disagree with ur points. It's quite true that the roads are bad but what do u think ohakim did for Imo state, he collected 9bn to dredge nwaorie river which he did not do instead he used the money to build 5 start hotel for himself. Rochas sacrificed his 4bn security vote and started paying pensioners that the past govt failed to pay. Coming to Imsu u are telling a big lie because they were paying that 20k as at last 3yrs but now it's free. Except for new intakes that pay 70k for acceptance fee and he also gave some students laptops, coming to primary and secondary school they don't pay anything and he gives them stipend every 3rd term. He also gave them scul uniforms, sandals, new desk to mention but a few. Come to Imo state during scul ours and check if u will find any child hawking on the streets or following bus as conductor as u see in ur Anambra. So Op he is trying it's just that when he entered last 4yrs he carried everything at once without knowing that he can't finish it easily like that. So let's give him time and also pray for him,For ur info he is already Rich b4 he entered politics. Coming to Ihedioha that one is a waste to both maize and ngookpala his maternal home and to Imo in general because he was d number 6 citizen of this great nation for 12 solid years but nothing to show for it. Tnx
PoliticsRe: Swedish Bishop To Remove Crosses From Church And Mark Direction Of Mecca by Tonynelson(m): 12:34pm On Oct 05, 2015
LeOstrich:
Jesus told Peter that " you are the rock of my church on earth". But Jesus will later warn Peter that he should not let the devil use him. This last statement is usually misinterpreted to mean Peter's denial of Christ when he was asked that he was a disciple of christ on the night Jesus was arrested and interrogated by the Sanhederian. This is not what this verse means. Jesus prophesied to Peter that the Church He is about to hand over to him will be corrupted by Satan.

In your catholic religion, Peter is considered the first Pope.

Today at the centre of your pagan religion in your temple in Rome sits a staue of Peter and a rock obelisk in St. Peter's square.


The devil hijacked the church of Christ and turned it into a pagan idol religion.

But unknown to the devil, he will end up doing God's work without knowing.

The catholic church is in no way Christianity.

Today we can see that your pope remains silent on the plight of orthodox Christians in the middle east and Protestants in northern Nigeria who are hacked to death by Islamic terrorists.


For your info, Boko Haram have since stopped attacking Catholic churches in the north since your catholic church pulled out of CAN.

Your catholic church is at war with Protestants because that is where all their congregation are heading to after renouncing their pagan belief in a fertility goddess known as Mary.

There is a deal between Catholic church and the Islamic world towards eradicating true Christianity and the retaking of Jerusalem from the Jews.

The devil is desperate not to see the scripture fulfilled with the return of the Jews to the holy land but what the devil does not know as usual is that he is doing and fulfilling God's plan.
u don't understand the Catholic doctrine and u will never do because u are ignorant

CareerRe: Funny Pics Of How Some Management Treat Their Employees by Tonynelson(m): 8:19pm On Oct 03, 2015
That's y aiming to be self employed is always d best
Jokes EtcRe: Which Grammar Cracks Ur Rib Each Tym U Remember It? by Tonynelson(m): 12:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
Mine was in sec scul our Dsp then saw three guys gisting at d odd hour so he shouted one of d guys name and said. Ibezim call those boys they are 3 numbers 1 is here remaining 2 numbers
Christianity EtcA Must Watch by Tonynelson(op): 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2015
I need your opinions on this video
SportsRe: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by Tonynelson(m): 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
diplomat51:
........ It's a lie with the estimated amount. So, you are telling us that his odds was 73681.9 on 500 naira stake and 73681.9 odds for 300 stake respectively. It's not only fallacious in nature but also a way of misleading innocent Nigerians to patronize their company. I am telling you from experience that the 360bet is just promoting her betting site, and coming from this perspective of public deceit is very sardonic. Gracia!!!
I laugh u ooo na big true life story and life changing for the prof oooo see the slip here

SportsRe: Best Odds For The Weekend by Tonynelson(m): 12:49pm On Aug 02, 2015
Where on earth will u see a single 500 odd in sports betting nawa for this guy ooo

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