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Please i need the past question my email is tobimicheal68@gmail.com. Tanx

At age 80 some people don't know the use of it.

Did you know what this is used for initially?
Well this is it.













Even me i no known the use before, na to just open and drink.

Amoxdave:
:Ddnt care... wen I still dey rock wit my 2gig mtn data @ 500.. :Ddnt care... wen I still dey rock wit my 2gig mtn data @ 500..

Bros abeg throw me this code na

CHAMPION WE ARE............... If this is what it takes be a champion then I want to be BORING
# chelseachampionofengland

Peter's weekly wages are #20 for d first 20wks and #36 for the nxt twenty four wks.find his average weekly wage for d remainin 8 wks of d yr,if his average weekly wage for d whole yr is #30

naturalwaves:
The side of the original square be X.
Original area of the square is (X)^2.
A part of it is incresed by 20% to make the lenght. Therefore, the new lenght is (20/100*X ) + X= x/5 +x = 6x/5
Likewise, the new breadth is X - ( 20/100*x) since ot was decreased.
Therefore , the new breadth is x/1 - x/ 5= 4x /5.

Now , area if the rectangle = lenght * breadth = 6x/5 * 4x/5 = (24x^2)/ 25.
Ratio of area of rectangle to square = (24x^2/25 )/ (x^2/1)= 24x^2/25 * 1/x^2=24/25. Therefore, the ratio is 24:25.

Tanx bro

If d length of a square s increased by 20% while its width s decreased by 20% to form a rectangle,what s the ratio of the area of d rectangle to d area of the square

Two brothers invested a total sum of #5000 on a farm project.the farm yield ws sold for #15000 at the end of the season.if d profit ws shared in d ratio 2:3,whats d difference in d amount of profit received by d brothers

micktoxin:
Can someone surmarise in broken English (I feel left out ). Omo, I dey understand broken English more than the koko English these days . This style of writings are disjointed and consequently difficult to follow in most places.

I think say broken is bad for your health and social life

sauceny:
Truly ashamed of this guy.....A disgrace to manhood.

Truly a disgrace to manhood

If i be this guy family member and i get to know about this. We go use the guy trade for wrist band

The screenshot of the message below is
currently being bashed and shared around by
Nigerian twitter users. Many didn't find it
amusing and can't believe some people still
ascribe to such thoughts.



What are your thoughts about this?

Am an aspirant of futminna. Chemical engineering. Subject combination is math, English, chemistry, physic. Please i need the past question and i score 204 in jamb. My email is tobimicheal68@gmail.com.


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I'm sharing this because people in the media
should be a little scared of what happened
yesterday. If they can do this to AIT, they can
come for the rest of us. And before you know it,
we can no longer write what we want. I hope it
doesn't come to that. A lawyer shares his
opinion. Read below...
Maybe I should attempt to open our eyes
just a little to what is actually going on:
'Buhari bans AIT from covering his
activities'. This is nothing for you to
rejoice about that AIT sponsored hate
campaign and so it's a good response.
No! It isn't. It is just a true reflection of
the 1984 hatred for critics and the press.
Indeed, you may repackage a despot, but
he is what he is.
I laugh when I remember his words at
Chatham house: "so I present to you, a
former dictator and a 'born-again'
democrat'. Like really? Do you realize
that one Cardinal part of this democracy
is the freedom of the press? Perhaps he
understands the role of the media in
bringing down GEJ and maybe scared of
same.
Let me take you back a little, do you know the
APC legislators, last year sponsored a bill to
control the press? to be specific, social media?
Do you realize that severally as a dictator, Mr.
President-Elect called the media, 'a distraction'.
What then is the lesson?
While I do not subscribe to ANY form of
unprofessionalism in the media, this is
democracy, you can sue for defamation, except
of cos you think they are saying the truth.
Further you could prosecute for sedition (that's
what I'll do to Sahara reporters if I were GEJ).
You do not blacklist the media. It only starts
with AIT and then possibly it will spread to other
channels. Then we would have a 'controlled
media'.
But then again, let this cloud that is gathered
yield us some fruits, 'cos the NextGeneration is
patiently waiting to kick all of you out. Just
wait and see!
Gilbert Oladeinbo (Esq.)

Wat if he succeeded in giving the #5000 per month and food to primary school pupils and after his tenure what happens? Teach me how to fish don't give me fish to eat.

Does buhari rules only people Dat voted him into power I.e APC supporters. This is one question i fail to understand. #BUHARIISAMAGICIAN.

Baba dey watch champion league

Let me first use this opportunity to
congratulate the President-elect, General
Muhammadu Buhari. Congratulations on
your hard won victory which is a
testimony to your resilience. You give a
new meaning to the lyrics of a song by
the late US R & B singer, Aaliyah Dana
Haughton, who sang 'if at first you don't
succeed, pick yourself up and try again'.
Having said that, let me say this loudly: I
believe in the leadership of President
Jonathan. I am proud of him. Much as it
may be hard for some to conceive of
now, I am certain that in the not too
distant future, many will find themselves
saying about President Jonathan that
never in the history of Nigeria has so
much being owed to one leader in so
short a time as President Jonathan. Of
course, I am paraphrasing Sir Winston
Churchill.
General Muhammadu Buhari has won the most
transparent elections ever held in Nigeria and it
is President Jonathan that ensured we had this
most transparent election. One only happened
because of the other.
Think back to elections held before President
Jonathan assumed power on May 6th, 2010. I
am sure the phrase 'do or die' still rings
familiar.
That Nigerians are today celebrating is because
of what God did through Jonathan.
But perhaps President Jonathan's greatest
legacies lie in the intangible things he achieved
for Nigeria.
Jonathan is the real change agent. He ensured
Nigeria's freedom of information via the
Freedom of Information Law, FOI, and our
freedom to choose leaders via credible
elections.
Elsewhere, I have said that you may not be able
to appreciate a very good wife until you have
divorced her to marry another.
Even his most ardent critics will appreciate
Jonathan eventually. He allowed freedoms
blossom and from the way he institutionalized
these freedoms, it will be virtually impossible to
put the genie back into the bottle.
I have only written a few lines, yet the word
change keeps popping up whenever President
Jonathan's name is mentioned.
Nigerians may have voted for change, but I am
skeptical that we will see as much change in
the coming years as we saw in the last five
years.
Apart from the intangibles, what were some of
those changes you may ask?
I will just mention a few.
In the midst of a brutal and subsisting
insurgency, President Jonathan was able to lead
the growth of our economy such that Nigeria
became the largest economy in Africa and the
26th largest economy in the world.
He was able to reduce hunger in Nigeria (not
according to any data from the government or
any Nigerian run organization, but according to
the International Food Policy Research
Institute's Global Hunger Index).
His leadership saw Nigerians having the highest
increase in Average Life Expectancy according
to the United Nations Human Development
Index which shows that life expectancy in
Nigeria increased from 47 years pre Jonathan to
54 years today.
For the first time in Nigeria's history, the long
neglected Almajiri children of Northern Nigeria
are able to go to a physical school with modern
facilities on a large and organized scale
because President Jonathan built schools for
them.
Our women folk have had their highest per
capita input in government under Jonathan.
Almost 35% of all high profile appointments
President Jonathan made were for the benefit
of women. He also opened up the Nigerian
Defence Academy, NDA, to women.
The Igbo people of the Southeast, who are very
mercantile and commercially itinerant, now have
an international airport and do not have to travel
to Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja or Kano, to take
a connecting flight. They can travel out of the
country directly from Enugu. Whenever they do
so, President Jonathan is putting back ₦60, 000
they would have spent on connecting flights
back into their pockets.
In the Southwest, the two most important roads,
the Lagos-Ibadan and the Benin-Ore
Expressways are wearing a new look courtesy
of the change brought about by Jonathan. It is
worth mentioning that those roads had been in a
state of disrepair for decades before Jonathan
happened on the scene.
In the power sector, Jonathan fulfilled his
promise to privatize power. It may take
sometime, but Nigeria is going to see the same
massive increase in capacity and delivery in
power as she saw in the telecommunications
industry for the simple reason that government
cannot do what the private sector can do and
this is a fact known to every nation that has
successfully solved its power challenges.
Let me not go on and on about his
achievements because I can. It suffices to say
that under the rain, under the sun I will be for
Jonathan!
And I am not the only one. Some may sneer and
say that it is because I have benefitted
financially from this administration. If the
incoming administration should investigate me,
Nigerians will know that this is not the case. I
supported President Jonathan because of
passion not pocket.
Now, this Change that has been voted for by
Nigerians may be good and I hope it will be.
For the vast majority of people chanting change,
I pray that it will not be like a cow given to a
child. That child will care for the cow as long as
it is alive. The child will milk the cow, get it
food and clean it every once in a while. But in
many cases, the minute the cow is slaughtered
and its meat is to be divided, the child then
realizes who the owners of the cow really are.
I have said and still say and will continue to say
that by his uncommon and statesmanly action
of conceding to President-elect Muhammadu
Buhari, even while the votes were still being
counted, President Jonathan doused the
political tension in the land and took the wind
out of the sails of those who may have had the
means and the desire to instigate violence.
We may never know how many lives were saved
by this action, but lives were indeed saved.
In my own opinion, President Jonathan deserves
the Nobel Peace Prize for this gesture and at
the very least, the Mo Ibrahim prize.
If we had had this legacy of conceding when
Presidential elections are over, Nigeria would
have been even more stable than she is right
now and many many lives that were needlessly
lost in previous electoral cycles would have
been saved.
I am so proud of President Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan. So, so proud!
And for the Peoples Democratic Party, its
members must bear in mind that the All
Progressive Congress is coming into power with
control of the Executive and the Legislature and
if history is anything to go by, a great deal of
influence over the judiciary.
The people that are coming in are people who
have tasted power before and have been away
from it for far too long. They will not be shy in
their use of power.
But perhaps even more impactful than these is
the fact that they are entering into power with
something akin to near dominance or even
control of the loudest section of the media.
They have invested in the traditional media and
even more so in the Social Media. Their
influence over the youth is something like that
wielded by the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
If the Peoples Democratic Party does not device
an effective strategy that would see it increase
its influence in those institutions that have
traditionally been key to restraining the
excesses of government, such as the media,
labour and professional organizations and
students and youth groups, market and road
transport unions and so on, its ability to act as
an effective opposition party that puts a
democratic check on the excesses of the
incoming ruling party will be severely eroded.
There is no time to have a pity party. What has
just happened in Nigeria happens all the time in
the advanced democracies of the West and
even in next door Ghana. There is no shame to
it. In fact, if the people involved know where
they stand in the sands of time, they will
understand that there is a lot to be proud of.
Those in the PDP should not go and lick their
wounds. Rather they should go and build their
political machinery through intellectual
development and genuine reconnection with the
masses at the grass roots.
Taking a cue from the behavior of the
Republicans after they lose office to the
Democrats, PDP mandarins should go back to
school, take up newspapers columns, write
books to tell their own accurate story before it
is distorted, throw themselves into the lecture
circuit (TED talks and conferences), set up
foundations to help the less privileged and so
on and so forth.
They should not worry or despair. I am very
certain that history will be kind to President
Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP and history has
a way of repeating itself.
Some may accuse me of being on a flight of
fancy, so let me provide proof of history
repeating itself in the democratic traditions of
Nigeria.
In 1956, Enugu elected Umaru Altine, a Fulani,
as the first Mayor of the city. In 2015 Amuwo-
Odofin, Ajeromi-Ifelodun and Oshodi-Isolo
Federal Constituencies have repeated that
history by electing Chief Oghene Egoh, Mrs.
Rita Orji and Mr. Tony Nwoolu as their
Representatives to the House of
Representatives.
Those elected are all non-indigenes elected
under the banner of the PDP, in Lagos state,
which is an APC stronghold. Now that is
Change! No. That is Jonathan's Legacy of
Change!
PDP members should not be down cast when
gloaters ask them 'how market'. What those
asking that pedestrian question fail to realize is
that the work of healing and uniting Nigeria
must start now. There's no time to gloat.
If they do not realize it, PDP members must
realize it and begin to heal their party by
building unity and infusing fresh blood into it.
Four years may look like a very long time, but it
really isn't. Remember that a party that did not
even exist four years ago is about to form a
government at the center. Isn't that instructive
of what proper planning and execution can do?
Reno Omokri is a pastor and author currently
serving as Special Assistant on New Media to
President Jonathan

A statement from Mrs Bola Shagaya's people
denying recent reports that she's planning to
host First Lady in waiting, Mrs Aisha Buhari to a
lavish dinner. Read below
Our attention has been drawn to a false
and misleading story on the social media
that Hajia Bola Shagaya is planning to
host a dinner party in honour of Mrs.
Aishat Buhari, wife of the winner of the
March 28, 2015, Presidential Election
(General Muhammadu Buhari). While we
hold Mrs. Buhari in high esteem and
commend the victory of Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari at the poll, we wish
to make it categorically clear for the
records that this story is totally untrue &
a fabrication. Hajia Bola Shagaya has no
such plans or has she ever told anyone
of such a plan to host Mrs. Buhari. It is
purely mischief aimed at misleading
Nigerians and disparaging her good
name.
This rumour making the rounds on cyberspace
has no iota of truth whatsoever and Hajia Bola
Shagaya wishes to draw the attention of
Nigerians to this. Hajia Bola Shagaya remains a
very close confidant and friend of our amiable
First Lady Dr. Dame Patience Jonathan and will
continue to offer her invaluable contribution to
the nation and always. We are also very proud
of the heroic act of President Goodluck
Jonathan making a great sacrifice to keep the
peace of this nation. We urge all Nigerians and
all right thinking people to completely disregard
such stories. It is false, and conjured out of
envy.
You will recall that this rumour was attributed to
the London chapter of All Progressives
Congress to perfect this falsehood. All
discerning Nigerians can understand why they
planted such a story and the mischief behind it.
We urge those behind it to desist forthwith.
We thank all concerned Nigerians who reached
out to us to find out the truth. May God
continue to bless you and the Federal Republic
of NIGERIA.
Signed
Prince Deji Adeyanju
For: Hajia Bola Shagaya
SOURCE : lindaikeji..nl/2015/04/mrs-bola-shagaya-not-planning-to-host.html?m=1

Pls who Is this?
Is she a Nigerian

Adekoya Boladale is a political scientist and
scholar on good governance, a social
commentator and consultant on political and
intra governmental affairs. He is the Convener,
Advocacy for Better Leadership (ABEL), Nigeria.
Below is an interesting article he wrote. He said
Nigeria is run by five people. 1. Gen. Theophilus
Danjuma. 2. Ibrahim Babangida, 3. Emir of Kano,
4. Olusegun Obasanjo and 5. the Oil Mafias.
Read and tells us what you think...
Buhari: This Is Not The People's Victory
Few years ago, one of my student stood
up in the middle of a lecture and asked,
'Sir, who owns Nigeria?' I was teaching a
topic on colonialism and it could have
been easy for me to answer, the British,
but that would have been appropriate if
only we were still under colonial rule. Its
been decades since we exchanged the
union jack for the green and white flag to
enjoy self-government. The question
though simple to a layman, is pregnant
with meanings.
First, this student having assessed the society
he lives in, have come to question the principle
of democracy, the mode of governance and the
political power play in the process of winning
election. He has come to doubt the overblown
theory of self governance, independence and
strength of an elected political office holder. He
sees an illusion in democracy and as a world of
make believe, where twisted public perception
either true or false reign supreme. He sees the
people as a pawn, played and tossed by some
power brokers towards a selfish end.
Few days ago, Nigeria went to the poll in an
election that saw the incumbent President,
Goodluck Jonathan losing the race for a return
ticket to the opposition candidate, General
Muhammadu Buhari and in an unprecedented
reaction that shocked the world, Mr. Jonathan
conceded defeat saving Nigeria, West Africa and
by extension the entire continent from going
into flames.
With the emergence of General Buhari, the word
on the street of Nigeria now is victory. The
people seems to have found hope, placing
upscale level of trust on the war veteran to
make life better as soon as possible.
Indeed, the masses have cause to rejoice. The
government of President Jonathan haven't had a
direct bearing on the people on the street. He
has shown lackadaisical attitude to the safety
of the people, especially those in the North East
and only woke up from slumber at a rather time
too late. His leadership ability also shows one
who isn't total in control of government, he
shows traits of indecisiveness, more than
needed patience, making the electorates get
bored of his government.
But while the people continue to rejoice over
what they termed 'Our votes, counts' it is
imperative to state without holding back that
the defeat of Goodluck Jonathan isn't the
victory of the electorates. Yes, the people voted
for a man of their choice but the question of
who/what made that man their choice remains
unanswered.
The need to have Mr. Jonathan out of Aso Rock
became heightened on 31st August 2013 when
seven Governors of the Peoples Democratic
Party and the former Vice President walked out
of the party's convention, hence forming the
'New PDP'. It should be noted that even though
the opposition parties had already merged to
form the All Progressive Congress (APC) the
effect of an opposition party wasn't so
impactful until the New PDP joined it. For those
who understand a bit about Nigeria's
presidential power play, some of the key factors
that determine the making or marring of any
occupant of that position is his relationship with
the 'Five Pillars' of Nigeria namely General
Theophilus Danjuma, Ibrahim Babangida, Emir of
Kano, Olusegun Obasanjo and the Oil Mafias.
Unfortunately for President Jonathan, all these
individuals stood against him.
Some may argue that the records of General
Buhari and his undoubted anti-corruption stand
gave him the edge against the President but
these individuals must ask themselves if these
records were not in public domain when he
contested and lost the election three times?
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for sixteen
years has had the opportunity to govern the
country not because it is well structured or so
accepted but because the real owners of the
country still controls the party. The moment
these individuals lost their proxy grip, the party
became a shadow of itself.
Democracy is about public perception, it is the
ability to sell yourself to the electorates and
make them believe in your plans but that's
where it starts and ends. The ability of the
people to understand, accept and believe in this
messages resides exclusively with some set of
individuals.
The March 28, 2015 presidential election wasn't
won in polling booths and through ballot papers
but at a round table meeting where the best of
wine and foods were served.
General Muhammadu Buhari may seem to
represent the desire of the electorates but that
can only be proven with decisions he makes
within the first few months of his
administration.
This is a victory for democracy, it is a good step
for politics but it isn't a victory for the people
per say but rather a change of garment for the
'Five Pillars'.
Adekoya Boladale wrote via
adekoyaboladale@ gmail.com . Please engage on
twitter @adekoyabee and Facebook
www.facebook.com /adekoyabee

SOURCE : lindaikeji..nl/2015/04/buhari-this-is-not-peoples-victory-by.html?m=1

I would have advice you buh you just murder English.

17yr old Siobhan O'Dell from North Carolina
applied to study at Duke University in her home
state and got rejected. The school's admissions
department sent her a letter on March 26th
telling her she'd failed to make the grade. After
she got a rejection letter from them, she refused
to take no for an answer & sent them a letter of
her own, rejecting their rejection. See the letter

1. @Mrayedee : The individual behind this twitter
handle was the Jack Bauer of the PDP
government on twitter. He fished out things he
should and should not have fished out against
APC leaders, especially General Buhari and Bola
Tinubu. His support for the out going
government was shocking to many he was
formerly a Pro-Buhari tweep on twitter. Many
tweeps claimed he was brought over and he
was promised a special adviser role if President
Jonathan had won.
2. @omojuwa : One of the most abused Pro-
Buhari tweep on Nigeria's Twittersphere. He
was never deterred, as he moved on by
continually pointing out areas where President
Goodluck Jonathan has failed and why he
should be voted out. There are no indication
that he is a member of the APC as he stated
that he would demand for good governance
from General Buhari's government.
3. @AyoSogunro : Writer and Lawyer claims he's
a fencist , but before the postponement of the
election his tweets were averagely partisan. He
raised issues on whether the election would be
held and tweeted strengths and weaknesses of
the two major candidates.
4. @elnathan: Baba Agbalagba (Biggest Baba),
the only 99.9% fencist on our twittersphere.
Whenever the twittersphere is hot and filled with
tension, the satirist would always bring in comic
to relief Nigerians.
5. @DeleMomodu: The big uncle of all Pro-
Buhari tweeps, as he served as guardian and
motivator. His saturday Pendulum assisted in
pushing young Nigerians to keep preaching the
message of change any where they go.
6. @DemolaRewaju: One of the very GEJites
that made use of salient points during the
course of the presidential campaign, apart from
the fact that he almost lost his focus when the
President was losing, as he tweeted about the
end of Nigeria. However, he has apologized and
have called for unity among Nigerians
7. @WalePhenomenon: This tweep brought
relief to many whom were tried of numbers as
results were being announced from the collation
centre in Abuja. He along side with @tomotoso,
used statistical tools in form of diagrams to
analyze the result being announced. He gained
more than 700 followers in less than 24 hours
during the period of collating the results.
8. @GbengaSesan: This tweeps resigned as
director of Enough Is Enough, EIE, to join the
campaign team of President-Elect General
Buhari. He was the first to have identified AIT's
lies during the controversial online polls
conducted by the private television stations.
SOURCE : www.discussing9ja.com/2015/04/2015election-top-nigerians-who-shook.html?m=1

Please do KOWA party thinks this is jamb
result?
222
234
254
what is this?

Amaechi can as well become an air dresser after the election

Awaiting result

I just love Nigerians, despite all things a faithful Nigerian still donates it's Keke napep to be used as Polling boot during the election

Find the baby in the pix