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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Will I Know This Recruitment Agency Real by toosexy1: 9:29am On Mar 26, 2011
thank you so much, your response is highly appreciated.

though they haven't ask for any money, of which if they do, i won't respond coz i'll immediately know they are scammers.

their email is newmoverecruitmentagency@hotmail.co.uk
Jobs/Vacancies / How Will I Know This Recruitment Agency Real by toosexy1: 7:22pm On Mar 23, 2011
pls i applied for a job late February and i was mailed back and given the role of Guest room attendant, and also letter of appointment was sent to me the claimed the name of the hotel is seabourn yatch hotel london. also they promised to sponsor all my travel documents. did anyone know anything about them?
Career / I Need You! by toosexy1: 12:57pm On Mar 21, 2011
pls nairalanders i need details on how to start recharge card business. dealer , sub-dealer or even printing of recharge card.

your positive response is highly appreciated please!
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:42am On Nov 23, 2010
Mr.Bones:




look here **draws her by the ear** i am not your mate, u've got to talk to me wif some respect.

I see u like been bullied around and i don't have strength (yet) to join issues with u.

So watch your mouth young lady wink

i still borrow my word! silence is the perfect answer for a fool like you!
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2010
too sexy:

its now that i realized i've been replying a psy-cho,



its an insult on my side hearing from your gutter that you may have any intention for too sexy,  shocked

the drug they said you should drink is the one you used to bath and the med they said you should use to bath na d one you swallow,  grin

to make matter worse, you now ran away from your ward, grin

wanna hear the truth?

you can never be cured!

so they craze they go

hummmm i gats to be careful the roughnecks with on NL. cool

follow follow, no be ya fault, you don't even have a mind of your own, always seconding. biri!

i still borrow my word! silence is the perfect answer for a fool like you!
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 9:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
its now that i realized i've been replying a psy-cho,

Boomark:

Nne you are right cos my comment=too sexy(mentally deranged sexy girl)

am just trying to see if we can help you. i know deep down in my heart

that you will be much more sexy than any beautiful  american girl

when you get cured. that is if you allow your self to be cured. may be

by then i will no longer hide my intentions for you. if i do it now some

some people will start side talking 'he is dating that mad girl called 2 sexy'

*tries to pet 2 sexy* ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh *too sexy bits his fingers*   embarassed cry cry


its an insult on my side hearing from your gutter that you may have any intention for too sexy, shocked

the drug they said you should drink is the one you used to bath and the med they said you should use to bath na d one you swallow, grin

to make matter worse, you now ran away from your ward, grin

wanna hear the truth?

you can never be cured!

so they craze they go

hummmm i gats to be careful the roughnecks with on NL. cool

Studio CFR:


Lol
El Classico

follow follow, no be ya fault, you don't even have a mind of your own, always seconding. biri!
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 6:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
Studio CFR:

Too sexy
Grow up

yes you need to grow and stop being a kid
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 5:50pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

this lady, 2 sex, should be sent to
the mad people section.

you are complete dan-iska, merely reading your comment, one would know you are mentally retarded.i know where you belong, you are hereby banned on naira and referred to yaba apa osi for urgent medical attention.

Studio CFR:

Seconded

and you will be his room mate there! coz crazy men think alike

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] Too sexy can u make a single sentence without insulting someone? Abi that was how u were brought up. Moreover this na ancient joke, but one up for the attempt sha grin grin [/size]

well you are only insinuating, i imitate what you have said. wawa
Politics / Who Is The Most Handsome And The Ugliest Governor In Nigeria? by toosexy1: 11:17am On Nov 21, 2010
who is the most handsome governor in Nigeria?

is it:

Theodore Orji
James Shaibu Barka (Acting)
Godswill Akpabio
Peter Obi
Isa Yaguda
Timipre Sylva
Gabriel Suswam
Ali Modu Sheriff
Llyel Imoke
Martin Elechi
Emmanuel Uduaghan
Oseremen Osunbor
Olusegun Oni
Sullivan Chime
Mohammed Danjuma Goje
Ikedi Godson Ohakim
Sule Lamido
Mohammed Namadi Sambo
Ibrahim Shekarau
Ibrahim Shema
Usman Saidu Nasamu Dakingari
Ibrahim Idris
Bukola Saraki
Babatunde Fashola
Aliyu Doma
Mu'azu Babangida Aliyu
Gbenga Daniel
Olusegun Agagu
Olagunsoye Oyinlola
Christopher Alao-Akala
Jonah Jang
Rotimi Amaechi
Aliyu Wamakko
Danbaba Suntari
Mamman Bello Ali
Mahmud Shinkafi
Current Minister
Aliyu Modibbo Umar

cast your vote
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Notice How All Of Women's Problems Start With Men? by toosexy1: 11:06am On Nov 21, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Girl, no point listing what we all know

question is: What's your advice? wetin be your remedy? tongue tongue

you want remedy? ok, which one of the listed above are you suffering from then i'll give you the remedy. smiley
Romance / Re: Am I Old Enough To Marry? by toosexy1: 8:27pm On Nov 18, 2010
Rhodalyn:

just wait a few more years


i think i support rhoda, don't be carried away because of sexual urge, this is a stage so many people passes through (both male/female) and they feel the same way you are feeling right now. many usually think marriage is all about getting plenty of sex anytime they want it but that's not all, i think married people will be in the same position to tell u more about that.

i know you are only an innocent guy trying to be cool with life, but life is not like that my guy.

you are still young, fresh with a promising career , look before you leap

olrotimi:

olrotimi link=topic=6926.msg1867157#msg1867157 date=1200715799:

@ poster, havent you heard of a married couiple at 12? ask yur northern friends.

you are right but what become of them? most of them end up breaking up

Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:43pm On Nov 18, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

not interested
i aint GAY

you want to tell me that you haven't done it before? i mean Bleep yourself in da bathroom, if not why did you tell me to try it?
stop lying @least nobody will beat you on nairaland
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 11:11am On Nov 18, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

^^^enter ya bathroom and fuςk yaself

i'll surely do and will share the experience with u after.

Ganamu
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:20am On Nov 18, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

exactly my point swity
da boss is gratefull

get busy!
Romance / Will You Tell Your Husband/wife Everything About Your Past? by toosexy1: 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2010
some people said its no big deal having a past @least everyone has its own, while some sets of people said they can never!
whats your opinion on this?

Will you tell your husband/wife everything about your past?
Family / Re: My Housemaid Has Been Ordered By My Wife Not To Communicate With Me by toosexy1: 9:44pm On Nov 17, 2010
Sisi_Kill:

Amazing how people are carrying on like that shite is normal behavior.

preventive measure my cute patootie. How about not having a housemaid at all, what could be more preventive than that? She wants to eat her cake and have it too, never mind the fact that she's making her husband uncomfortable in his own home.

Nonsense.

@sisi, thumb up babe.
@poster, how about banning house girl in ur home? dnt you fink that will clear the smelling fart and there will be no need for unnecessary suspicion.

truth is bitter but me i will ask u this
why are you so bothered about your house girl not communicating wiff you?
i sense a smelling shit man
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Is Having Affair With My Dad What Should I Do by toosexy1: 9:20pm On Nov 17, 2010
buy her a scented rose and propose marriage to her. take him to shoprite and buy him expensive gifts
Romance / Re: Will I Ever Get Married? I Hate My Body by toosexy1: 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2010
@poster, where are you? i hope you are following all the advise given to u here, especially the one from ms.potato and several other great encouragements from all the guys in da house? pls do because getting help is not easy on NL, but you are getting lots of it, pls use it wisely.
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:39pm On Nov 17, 2010
lysaa:

ok, the boy there is contradictory, regardless, a female screwing a p.r.i.c.kless fella. .bbz, r u a lesbo?

whatever you think babe, after all this is joke section so you can say whatever you like, its a free world!
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Men Always Marry Ugly Women? by toosexy1: 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2010
gbengress1:

I have noticed this trend for a while seeing most handsome men marrying ugly women and beautiful women marrying ugly men.Why didn't most beautiful women and handsome men marry one another.Plz nairalanders throw more light on this,

beauty lies in the eyes of beholder!
Romance / Re: Pastor Caught Sleeping With Neighbors Wife by toosexy1: 11:41am On Nov 17, 2010
this is humiliation! they have no right to judge them, who are they to treat them like this? are they saints themselves? rubbish angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

Naughty you
Lol



grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

I see u hater

Sup?

No insult me oh lol

even if you close your eyes dreaming till next year, you wont see me, hatest

i will only insult you if you try to bite me, lolz,
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2010
gree-die:

chic it doesnt speak good of u,u r a lady!!

you try iyawo lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:59am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

Ode

U no happy sey celebrity like me dey bully razz girl/woman/boy/man/hermaphrodite like u.

U supposed go give thanks giving for church on sunday for all dis attention i dey give u.

monkeyyy, you are consoling your self, cele tity wey you be

mummu of the highest order
Jokes Etc / Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2010
gree-die:

@too sexy, why r u attackin evrybdy? Pls chill


read the thread before delivering judgement, please.

i attack you?

my rule is simple, attack me and i'll attack you

i won't allow a dog with rabbies to attack me without attacking back

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