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[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=266137.msg3787996#msg3787996 date=1240851284]Oxone is freaking cute.[/quote]He is huh . . . . is he ur latest catch?

My final top 5 List - in no particular order

Sexyhotmom
Thoniaslim
Rebellious
Nomanicole
bluespice

There shud be a thread abt ugly nl men . . . . . .dem plenty

whitelexi:
It must not happen on a bed

True. . . . . .even if its on the chair. . . it will break and if its on the floor.  . . . .mini earthquake will occur

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3787837#msg3787837 date=1240849608]Who needs a bed with those hips and rump??
Just put her on the floor . . . . Her bouncy butt will serve as the mattress.[/quote]imma watch for the news cuz im sure earthquake will happen in ur area

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3787771#msg3787771 date=1240849042]Tope, i think i have found the diva.
Ennyluv is surely taking your place this week if i can nail her contact.
Those hips of hers will make an Indian elephant anxious.[/quote]Lmao . . . .just make sure u buy a very strong bed  

Moonstone:
Honestly, all the men on NL are not serious. These lists have me cracking up.
Pretty to me is a girl who can hold her own without the slightest bit of makeup and only one girl has met that criterion in my book and that's ennyluv(no i'm not being ridiculous). The rest of you are pretty with make up, what of without? I wanna see girls without Make up dang it!

Some one once told me if want to know if a girl is pretty u have see her when she wakes up in the morning

debosky:
Ok guys back to breastiestprettiest girls on nairaland!  

Why is no one mentioning DK's ennyluv? Isn't she pretty enough for y'all?  
www.nairaland.com/attachments/83808_ennyluv_6_jpgb05da5246378f7abc0394b7c54028c6b

GBAM! GBAM!!  

Wow. . . . .  bro dayo is enjoying o

@tope2000
U ar the most beautiful and most consistent nairalander av ever known.
Sorry if am makn this public, but i think it's betta i air ma view straight 2U.
Wouldnt mind knowing u betta, U can hit me up on my YIM if u really dnt mind

NB: this is the 3rd pix of ur am seeing and it's da bomb
QUE: Ar u frm this planet or an angel?

Na today. . .  .Na planet MARS  i come from

debosky:


Boobies FC!!
Beware of Gravity!!  

Sharap . . .sauron loves sleeping on them

bluespice:
oxone check my profile in 5 mins



tope u harsh oh
how can small boobs sag nau
wats there to sag?

Ofcus small breast sags . . .na today  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3787638#msg3787638 date=1240848084]How can i ever complain??
Those fun-bags. . . . . .Your 36 FF!!!
I am having em insured right away.[/quote]36FF
Pls insure them . . .debo has been gawking on it all day

debosky:
Even if they sag, you won't have to fold the small ones into bras or flip them over your shoulders!!  

Rofl . . . . There is always surgery

bluespice:
tope lets fb

Ok darl . . . . .but how cuz i aint doing it on nl?

michelin89:
Our own easier to tone. Kpai kpai.

Stop deceiving urself . . . . .Have u seen a saggy small titz b4?? u will throw up

debosky:
Complete agreement with foregoing statement.  

I agree - some of these alagolos will end up with sagging slippers in another 10+ years.  

Who told u small breasts dont sag too?? see this one . . . .siddon dia

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3787530#msg3787530 date=1240847331]It's true. . . . . .Snazzy isn't all that.
She won't make the top 10.[/quote]I think she is pretty . . . she might be in the top 20 sha

U are short??
I don't mind your height. Gimme those fun-bags any day and i will be just fine.

I am  . . . . and my sauron isnt complaining or are u?
What fun-bags . . . .  

Tope??

It is true . . . esp the guys

@bluspice
Show me urs first

bluespice:
tope pls i want to see u i cant believe its been 2 yrs

Two yrs . . . didnt we see yesterday?

davidylan:
I said sexy not pretty . . . those are two clearly different things.

See insult

Page 15

whitelexi:
Na lie, she no get height

Leave my short self alone

@topic
Ugly shudnt be allowed to say which girls are pretty or not

@oxone
U remind of stephenP . . . .same smile

Moonstone:
Iru alakoba wo ni omode yii? Ahhhhhh. . . .I'm a disappointment o! Just ask the guys who have seen me .

Lmao . . . so which guys have seen u?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3784057#msg3784057 date=1240790206]See these people o. . . . . .[/quote]who doesnt want feed their eyes on better thing

@debo
shey u have moonstone pix . . .i hear she is fire.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=266137.msg3784046#msg3784046 date=1240789841]Post your half-naked pics?? . . . .
Are u sure you want everyone to see your 40DD?[/quote]pls post it

debosky:
@ topic

shapely butts in low rise jeans are not bad, at least there's something to flaunt. What I hate is fat, misshapen and flabby people with tramp stamps flaunting their disgusting flesh and making some people wish they didn't have that second big mac for lunch.

Buahahahahaha. . . u guys wont kill me hia

debosky:
If they agreed for her to be the housewife and the cooking ingredients are made available without stress, I don't see why she should be complaining.

If he works and brings all the bacon, he is entitled to want specific things. How would she feel if he says he wants to reduce the money he's bringing home because it's too stressful?

A deal is a deal - if she agreed to it initially, they must both agree before things change.

Thank you jare

Moonstone:
Tope has set the trend for bobbie in NL. She's very very very gifted there. I don't know why she's being modest.

Chineke God. . . .very gifted ke
u no see somewhere else where i dey gifted . . . .na only for attacker area?? i have suffered

davidylan:
I reject it on your behalf in Jesus name.

hehehehe. . . .why na
its easier to wear clothes like that

Moonstone:
Ah ahn! Stop with the lying.
@ topic - Tope has my vote too for one of the prettiest girls. She's everything a man could ever wish for.

Ahhh . . . mucho gracias

debosky:
Bobbie FC??  

I am now confused - hips or bobbie?  

I have neither . . .im flat as a pancake both in the upper n lower area

Moonstone:
Fail for where? Be very afraid

@ topic - I hear tope2000 was the inspiration behind Dj Zeez's 'Bobbie FC'

Ohhhhh . . . . i am shaking in my bootz

@topic
The lied to u

earthrealm:
tope2000 is cool too,
just peeked @ her profile now

That isnt me

C2H5OH:
Lol that's whassup. Wouldn't it be better if she had no underwewar on? She can feel the cool breeze in her puss as the motorcylce vrooms away.

bina you be correct lesbian o. what are you doing checking out another woman.

Death

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=266137.msg3783952#msg3783952 date=1240787881]lol Call them because she's shown no remorse[/quote]

Moonstone:
EHN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starstruck - just give me the go-ahead. She has not stolen any of my men so I have no beef with her directly. . . I need an excuse.

U guys will fail woefully


@topic
I hear j-girl's hip cud make shakira cry
I hear stillwarra is also pretty

Moonstone:
We're talking about Stephen_p, how many men have you stolen?
You're a chronic homewrecker shey?
I'm coming for you ooo!
I have my guys based in all corners of London, just one call! ONE CALL

I dare you
I have stolen so many that i have lost count

@starstruck
Oh . . . i cant help it if stephenP cant enuff of me

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=266137.msg3783870#msg3783870 date=1240785374]lol if only you knew.

I'll wait for her to defend herself.[/quote]Lol . . . defend wetin
I see u r planning with j-girl . . . .  ur plans wont work


I stole sauron from so get over it

debosky:
@ Sharon

don't let DK hear you calling the name of his sweetheart ennyluv like that.

I agree with you though - she is undoubtedly the prettiest gal on nairaland.

loyal boyfriend

adeyemik:
An happy marriage is tending towards hitting the rock because the wife says it is too stressful but the man no she must provide it.

This is a couple where the husband work while the wife is a full time house wife. The husband is used to taking daily prepared fresh soup when he gets back from the office and the wife have been doing it religious. Of a sudden the wife started complaining that she can't be making it everyday that it is too stressful while the husband insisted that she must cook it for him.

The man's argument is that she is a full time house wife, and everything needed to making the soup are already bought and refrigerated (she need not go to the market), the children school is just 10 minutes drive away from their house, yet the wife is saying she can't do such again.

Dear forumites, why could this woman be complaining and the husband insisting?

What the heck is her problem??
She agreed to be a housewife so she shudnt complain