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[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=265600.msg3778092#msg3778092 date=1240622377]most ladies keep themselves in check when they are single as to attractive 'em guys and once they have them they can eat all the midnight chocolate cakes they want without having to worry whether their thighs are too fat to enter their lucky brand jeans

while for most women it is a shift of personal responsibility. taking of family adds to stress which adds to the stomach

while for most ladies it is just pure laziness no excuse[/quote]Gbam
I must look sexy for my husband at all time

@Poster
Buahahahahahahahahaha
Didnt u know u were hungry b4 u wen to see him at the office
Why cant u buy ur own food

Real men go for fat women . . . . .since wen

MrCrackles:
So because i dont like a bit of a rump and fatty turnovers, i am not a real Nigerian man?

Nope u r not

hotstuff06:
i think this has to do with a lot of women and men just relaxing too much after they get married. As for me sha, i have never been sexier than now (if i may say so myself ),, i try my best to keep in shape, after 2 boys back to back, 4 and 3 yr olds. I don't eat any staple like eba or iyan cos I know what it does to my body. I go to the gym 5 days a week. Not just to keep shape but to relieve stress. I also work fulltime. The best thing is that my hubby supports me and encourages me. Even though he was telling me b4 that i looked beautiful. I can still feel his eyes on me just walking ahead of him. I take utmost pride in looking good not just for him but for myself. so it depends on the individual. For me, I personally think a woman should look her best after she gets married.

True . . . . I have heard this rubbish all the time, when a woman get married she doesnt look after herself anymore but i think it shud be the complete opposite . . . . . Heck if i get married n have kids thatS when i wanna look smokin HOT and make my husband shake in his bootz

4 Play:
You dey mind am? Please warm the egusi up for me before I get home.

But u said u only like ur mum's egusi  . . .so im giving debo some

debosky:
Egusi is not overrated - it's one of those few things with near universal appeal in Nigeria.

In fact all this talk of egusi is making me hungry! Tope send me your post code ASAP so I can come collect my share!

My husband said i cant send u any egusi soup

4 Play:
Egusi is overrated. I have noticed that the only tasty Egusi is the one my mum cooks.

As for its artery clogging qualities, is it any worse than much of what makes up our native grub?

its not jor. . . .i love it

Nice post

OgidiBoy:
CALL 911 AND LET ME WATCH MY GAME

ROTLMAO
U sure are a bad husband

OgidiBoy:
It's better watching it LIVE, what if while she is going off with her big mouth and suddenly the scores flashes on the TV then whats the point of going back to watch the stupid game.

Lol . . . .but im sure he wudnt mind missing the stupid game say if the woman has something important to say like Honey my water just broke

Cant stand turkey because no matter how much u try to season it, its still tasteless somehow

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=264959.msg3773277#msg3773277 date=1240538062]True but if it's something important I have to say, and I feel like I don't have his attention, the TV is going off and bless his soul does as little as raise his voice on me.[/quote]Lmao . . . Well thank God there is Sky+ over hia . . . all he has to do is press pause till i finish telling him the important msg and press play wen im done and he wont miss a thing even if its a live match

OgidiBoy:
Thank you my dear, you will make a good wife

lol. . . .i pray so

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=264959.msg3773258#msg3773258 date=1240537634]The nerve to put a game over your woman!! smh. If you love those players so much, how about you have sex with them later that night or have them cook you breakfast the next morning.[/quote]Rofl . . . Actually i dont mind leavin him alone till he finishes watching his match or wateva cux i wudnt like if he wanna disturb me too on my me time

uplawal:
hi

Hello

OgidiBoy:
Dear I think the problem is women just don't know the right time to talk, if I'm in the middle of a football game or I'm ready to get busy with her, I don't want to hear all that mess you have to say. Wait till I'm done with my game then we can talk. It's not rocket science, women are just so freaking impatient God have mercy.

Ok maybe some women are impatient but its still u guy that provoke us till we moan and nag you
If she wants to talk . . . . always try n listen dont pretend to be listening
I'd rather a guy tell me tope not now babe . . . later

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=264959.msg3773232#msg3773232 date=1240537002]And you miss out on a lot of the things we say; we get pissed after awhile and call it quits and you don't know where it all started.[/quote]The annoying part is when u tell them wat they did wrong they try to justify everything instead of just sayin im sorry. . . they always wanna be right n they make it seem as if u r the one @ fault

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773215#msg3773215 date=1240536512]When u become ma ex, it will HAPPEN. [/quote]Rofl. . . . we shall see

Nope. . . . . . . .It's because women are too complex.
Jealousy, Hate, Envy, Covetousness and so on and forth.

And men dont Hate, Envy or get jealous??

OgidiBoy:
@ tope,

Is not that we men don't listen, we just have selective listening. We just listen to what we feel is important at that particular moment.

Oh puhleaseeeee. . . . u are suppose to listen wateva the woman u claim to be the love ur life wants to say important or not unless u r really tired or sick

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773205#msg3773205 date=1240536019]That was prolly because i wanted to get freaky in the first place.
If i make up ma mind, you are getting nowt from me.[/quote]Im still not convinced until the day u say tope no sex tonite, lets just cuddle n talk till we fall asleep

You can never understand women.
Hell. . . . . .Women don't even understand themselves.

The only reason men dont understand women is because u guys dont listen wen we speak to u, u just pretend to be listening. . . . so wen we get angry that u aint listening then we are nagging, sweating you

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773191#msg3773191 date=1240535589]Stop rolling with these randy billy-goats.
Some of us have self-control. I can shower with a woman without having freaky ideas.
I am kool like that.[/quote]Hahahahaha why are u lying?? I remembered wen we both had a shower together u were insatiable thruout that nite  
And rebellious said the same thing abt u

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=264959.msg3773194#msg3773194 date=1240535670]I swear sometimes I feel like men are bipolar, one minute they claim they cannot do without women, the next women are worse than vomit. It's impossible to know what side of them you are going to see.[/quote]Then they say we are complex creature . . . . .bleeping twats

topup:
[color=#008855]I chose the latter option, I remember making a topic about this, and I said what I thought to be the best revenge, which was to walk away smug, get someone better and move on completely.
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That is the best revenge eva

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773183#msg3773183 date=1240535292]Pee by touching ma groin?? No way, sis!!!
Some of us are not that weak.[/quote]Lol . . . . most of u r weak jare abeg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773155#msg3773155 date=1240534494]I hurt em so much they don't wanna see me ever again.
It's better that way. In that way, i can be sure there would be no haunting.[/quote]Im sure u did . . . not surprised there.

What buttons?? I have self-control o.

Self-control . . . .hahahahaha
u siddon jor . . . .I am talkn abt an ex that can make u pee in trouser by just touching ur groin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773129#msg3773129 date=1240533984]Temptation over a closed chapter?? U are having a laugh, mate.
There was a reason she became an ex in the first place, innit??[/quote]So are u saying if she comes to ur house unannouced n she was wearing some sexy/revealing outfit n she was telling u some sexy shyte abt the sex life u guys used to have. . . .u wudnt hit it if she want phock u?

Remember she is ur ex, she knows wat buttons to press ya know

chamotex:
Are you out of your mind??
If na joke make u stop am o.

flatlines
fight 4 wats urs abeg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=264959.msg3773113#msg3773113 date=1240533714]Never kept in touch with any ex. . . . . . . .
Why go back to one's vomit??[/quote]its only because u dont want to fall in2 temptation
u guys can neva fight temptations. . .kai

davidylan:
i'm cooking egusi tonight . . . have a taste if you wish. cholesterol ko . . . cholera ni.
Oyinbo don blindfold them. Our mothers ate plenty of egusi in the olden days . . . they lived longer than we do today.

u dey mind them
i love egusi ijebu the most. . . . yum

chazy4real:
Do you mean there aint no good gurl out there? even on nl?

I wudnt know . . . .but happy searching
wen u find one let us know

chazy4real:
@tope, of course i want a saint, cause am one

Well its a pity mother Theresa is dead
U guys wud have mean perfect for each other . . . . .joking

U better start searching now altho i doubt if u'll find a saint tho but gudluck

Funny enough . . . . i cooked egusi today n i loved it
If God says its egusi that will kill then i will die by eating egusi if not i wont no matter how much i eat it

No doubt she looks good but errrrrrrrr. . . . .she doesnt need to show us her stretch marks inorder to tell us that she still sexy but i agree abt the cocoabutter.

chazy4real:
um, wuts nler babes??

u tell me. . . . u were the that said u want any gurl that has not dated before. . . . so in order words u want a saint?

OgidiBoy:
I rest my case

I mean wat the mess was shar jackson thinking . . . . . .
I dont wanna see ur belly strecth marks . . . .u r no more a young girl but a mother