follypimpi:


See your mouth.I saved one girls name on me fone as Jason,even Jason sef go bow for am.

Na where u dey find them sef?

~Sauron~:

Hahahaha.
Na Gabourey Sidibe you go meet?

U r so wrong for that

Secretz:

ah, but come on now aunty, for a girl to be smiling but looking like she's crying, she must seriously be 'unfortunate' looking.  

I cant blv u are joining in
very bad of u to say the girl is physically challenged

follypimpi:


She worwor so tey i can't even wave to say Hi,Omo walcot aint got nada on me the way my feet was zoomin so fast,i jst hoped on bus 436 without thinkin twice.She was smiling from afar u wld think she's crying.

Its not fair

sagluva:

i would never spend money on a guys tuition, bills, rent or anything of that sorts. the guy can get a job and do that on his own or ask his parents to help him out. Not moi. i give gifts thats all. All these gifts were done on a special occasion. I dont just wake up one morning and decide to spend just for fun,  i'll buy little things here and there but not like that.
no we dont live together,  i live on campus/home

So buying ur bf Flat screen TV, 600dollars giftcard, Mac, playstation n all sorts are all gifts?
How many times does he do bday in a yr?

follypimpi:


Is easy just dip your finger the depth of the foundation will determine how wowo she is.

u lotz r crazy . . . . . i cant remba the last time i laughed this much

eldee:


There's this girl I know . . . her smile makes babies cry.
She went on Facebook and tried the joint wonders of Mary Kay (No 9211) + Photoshop.
From then all her dates were from Facebook . . . and they always dissapeared after the first date

Woworness will always catch up with you.

I cant breath

sagluva:

@ theblessed   i should get a life? i have one thank you very much. A very happy blessed one. if u read through this post u would see that i said i am naturally a giver,  i give alot to my friends and family. On my friends bday i gave her a tiffany's bracelet and ring so its something i do for everybody that means alot to me. i enjoy seeing the happy faces on people when i give em something,  I give to the underpriviliged 2. i have family back home who dont have alot and i make sure i send em stuff.

Funny but if it was a guy who came on here and said he gave his girl all this stuff,  none would complain,  i always said it should be 50/50 in a relationship. obviously someone can afford more than the other but both should give back. its not the amount that matters but its the thought,  i would appreciate a card and a love note on valentines day more than a designer purse so my point is its the thought.

Yea. . . . . if you going to spend money on ur bf atleast spend with sense.
Why the heck do u have to buy him TV, do u live together?
u bought him Mac and all other rubbish. u r not his mum. i wud even prefer if u help him with his tuition fees.

InesQor:

TOPE2000, ah-ahn? It is the evolution of man, you develop the best you've got, and your weaker attributes further decay. . . I'm sure they found out early in life that they have good voices so they joined a choir or some voice training school   where people would praise your voice and ignore the face  

Lmao. . . . . . . . .
well it works for both male n female

follypimpi:


What i do now before asking a girl out once i notice em foundation is,can u wipe those lady so i can see the real U.

Rofl
Are u going to be carrying make up removal wipes with u now?

follypimpi:


Of course now,even if u fine and no money,chances of u ending up with a wowo woman is  %100.Thank God for foundation else there will be no way for them to hide.

Oouch. . . .thay was cold
atleast we have foundation

InesQor:

TOPE2000, its called evolution. 

of man or animal?
ok, that was mean

follypimpi:


@least if a dude no fine and his money is good,he will get a woman but if a woman no fine,she can only salivate over the pics of good looking dudes,once she stares in the mirror the truth is right there looking @ her in return.

Hey, somebody married iyabo obasanjo ya know
money speaks

eldee:

How can she be allowed to have a dream when her face is already a nightmare for everyone??

follypimpi:


Tope,i rememba yr 2006 i fink i met this girl online her voice was good n thingz,so we planned to link @ the McDiiz by Camberwell green B/Stop,i got there before she did hoping to see my princess (afta late nite calls n stuff),so i got a txt that she's just coming off bus 484,immediately i saw her i didnt even bother saying hi or be polite i jst walked away kissing my teeth.She was Butters,i blocked her off my msn,infact called t-mobile to block her#.

I have always told my gfs that ppl with nice cool voice re usually not good looking. u just proved my theory again

follypimpi:


Sucks for better it's a CURSE an ENIGMA what baffles me most is wowo girls too hoping to land a good lookin dude was up with that ?

LMFAO . . . They can have a dream too, shey na only martin luther king fit have a dream

I applaud you for this. . .wow

just quick question
do u remember how u got infected?

eldee:

These ugly people need to accept it.

Mehn it sucks to be ugly. . . . 

I think i am a lil slow but what the heck is long-suffering again?
does it mean patience?

I am cool with America

the article reeks of BS

eldee:




I met one wowor girl last year that told me she has long-suffering.

Nah . . . we still need ugly people in this world.
We still need them . . . if they go extinct who will act mother-in-law in Nollywood movies??

U guys are mean

chic2pimp:

Ahn Ahn  

Sauron don tire me, i swear
i am still chokin on laughter

~Sauron~:

Don't mind them.
Ugly girls will make up useless excuses. . . .

Ho[b][/b]meliness, brightness, humility, forgiving spirit, good handwriting, curvy toe-nails, curly armpit hair.
Who cares? Just look pretty is all we ask.
Other indices are tertiary.

I swear u are crazy
curly armpit hair??

~Sauron~:

U wanna work UNDER me?

If u've got it, i need it and imma put it down

eldee:

Ugly people should marry ugly people and not create silly criteria like homliness.
Homeliness ko . . . houseliness ni.

Lol . . u see this is why ugly ppl's number keep increasing. the only way to solve the issue is when a good-looking person marry some1 ugly. equation balanced

~Sauron~:

It takes a lot to be me . . . . . . .
Too many baby mommas. . . . .

Kai, someone told me u have baby mama's in all borough, is tha true?
I still want to be your protege pls lemme call u my master

eldee:

Hehehehehe
PEACH!!!!

SMH n KMT
Ugly ppl need love too ya know

~Sauron~:

Na my opinion now. . . . .Why are you pissed?

Because u always gotta win every argument
but when i grow up i want to be like you tho. lol

~Sauron~:

I will book adult classes for her.

Oh gawd . . . i give up
always have to be different. dnt talk to me again

~Sauron~:

Beauty
Beauty
Beauty
Beauty

Be serious jor, go according to the list
do u want a pretty numpty?

platinumnk:

Here ya go


There is a youtube about it.  

Nah . . it can be argued that it aint her . . . .is there any better pic?

platinumnk:

Neither Angel Loves nor Niki Mina A$$s are real, the before and after pics are there, besides with the rate of women trying to expand their backs these days if they really did it naturally they would be billionaires

I just hope it doesnt go to the floor when they are 30 since this is a new fad :-

Where is niki's before pics with pancake booty?
I dont even see the big deal abt booty sef.  if anybody want it, i fit dash u

~Sauron~:

I don't hit fake arses.

Lmao. . . . .fair enuff
B.T.W where is ur list. Eldee said i shud ask you

~Sauron~:

That booty is fraudulent.
Like she had a tower pot planted on her arse.

Are u sure u wont be tempted to hit that ass
yea, i know her ass is photo-shopped

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chamotex:

Sharrap wetin u find come here . . . .u came to have a sneak peak abi?

Lol . . . .we know u are hawt so shut up

mama-gee:

I prefer Victoria's Secret anyday. . .

No lipgloss loike it, trust me