₦airaland Forum

bluespice:
ti london ni mo fe

sister mii, how was ur outing on friday?

Happy birthday darl. I wish you many more yrs to come.

nothing like perfect partner.

tkb417:
if u say so
but i know good things dont come easy

if u have one, rush to possess it cos there are sharks on ground to consume all consumable

ROFL . . . . .no worries jare. na life we signed

@ebonyeyez
will u give bro kokonet the digits rite now. i go vex u .

r231:
@poster

the way you lay your bed - finish the rest

Marriage Is D Beginning Of your End! - BACK AT YOU

i concur

tkb417:
get married

Lol. . . . .Why rush in, there is still time

Ujujoan:
He's dead!

oh, sorry

*Damn cold, leave me alone. tired of drinking tea*
*TGIF, cant wait to snuggle up in bed n watch movies*
*i can sleep till when i like tomorrow, i need it*
*Have some things to do tomorrow, need to pay some bills. i hate bills*
*He makes me happy, wudnt change him for anyone. altho there r times i cud kill him.lol*
*Actually havent eaten since yesterday afternoon, gotta eat*

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=412927.msg5715387#msg5715387 date=1268867343]true confession[/quote]Yes o
divorce me and i will collect 50% of everything u have or you can put up with me if u dnt wanna lose

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=414330.msg5715379#msg5715379 date=1268867261]hell yeah! especially with the kind of women on NL  [/quote]usless men . . . always running from their responsibilities
like it or not, u cant live without us

FL Gators:
*DEATH*
Sth eldee would do. . . .

LMAO . . . .most guys on NL will do it

Ofcos men are more suicidal, they have more to lose.
50%

davidylan:
For where? She sitting on my lap with well-endowed hips is sexual molestation too. The "weapon" can send a message to the lady.   When you get down at the bus stop both can proceed from there.

Oh lawddddddddddddd

dayokanu:
Inside Molue. i have seen a 30yr old man lap a 26yr old lady for a journey of 3 hours. Oshodi to Alagbado and the guy was smiling throughout

why wouldnt he be smiling? he has every reason to
bet his junior too was smiling

chic2pimp:
Remember I said friends of mine ooo
I was a child Of God in Naija

I think we both know u are talking abt u

davidylan:
What? Here i was thinking all these guys were cruising escalades in Lagos. To think they were busy hustling in molues.  

dayo n chic2imp are the oga of molue hustling

davidylan:
dont you want to tie wrapper and tell your kids stories too?  

Tie wrapper? ewwwww
I can tell them the stories with stable electricity as well

dayokanu:
You think those are mosquitoes? When I served in Bauchi I saw what mosquitoes are.

They are very polite. They knock the doors and tell you to open so they can bite you. They are more deadly than Boko Haram

Death
dayo wont kill me today

dayokanu:
In those postures, you would be praying for the Molue to enter gallop and your reaction would be exagerrated. I know someone who grabbed a girls bosoms trying to get his balance after Molue enter gallop.

See curses that day.

See criminals

davidylan:
all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills?  

Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people.

Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade.

rofl . . . .david we are not 10yrs old anymore, not having electricity is not amusing and fun anymore jor

Me Ke?
Mba, o ti oo
Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies

Tsssssk . SMH

dayokanu:
The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

ROLFMAO

tkb417:
Not once!!

i dont know o. Maybe Dayo is right
i think some people are planning to kill me

Yea . . . . . prolly some ladies u have messed with.

tkb417:
i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand

i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black)
Dayo, can i get a witness? 

Really?
My skin n body are too delicate for stuffs like that

chic2pimp:
Shame no catch you abi?
Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi

As if u havent done it before. oniranu

davidylan:
Those who hate naija are in the majority.  

LOLZ

stillwater:
Security was not a problem for me where I lived in Nigeria, but water and electricity. I can't count how many times I wanted to bomb Nepa, but it never happened, ended up fighting with countless Nepa officials.

LMAO
The nepa thing is mind boggling. . . i mean even ghana has stable electricity.

@Toyin
As surprising at it may sound, despite the fact the credit has been crunched since i can remember. lol
they are just noticing it

dayokanu:
David, Do you know what quality of Life means?

Ok lemme tell you I worked in nigeria in VI(In an organisation most ppl would brag about). I wake up at 4am to beat the traffic and I get home at 11pm atimes 1am whenever GO Adeboye strikes. to wake up 4am again.

No Light, bad roads, Insecurity everything my bro e no easy like dat.

You mean you want the money Nigeria has to offer, but think about the number of ppl queuing for the same thing and forget about merit, you have to grease palms. Its not as easy as you might think in most cases you end up being frustrated and run back to the NY you left behind

Well said

davidylan:
the issue of security depends on where you live. Its not so bad. You can be shot on the streets here too . . . or by a mad guy in your school.

I am not convinced yet and also i heard the credit crunch just hit naija, there is no job security at the moment as well.

dayokanu:
Make I talk true.

I went abroad to wash toilet, sweep snow and drive cab. i later became skilled as a security, corpse washer etc.

Na true i dey yarn.

Are u serious?

Ujujoan:
Hmmmn! First time I'm hearing something positive from a 'runaway'  

As for me, the only thing that worries me about this country is the security. People have lost value for life. People get killed on the streets and nothing is being done about it. Lives are wasted unnecessarily and the government is indiffernt! It's sad!

Bingo
No amount of money can tempt me enuff when i think abt the security.

davidylan:
If he has the money why not?.

@ topic
Purely for career reasons. Will go back when after a few yrs work experience. Tbh . . . there is very little money to be made here. A lot of the folks who live here are slaves to their credit card companies.

True that

To escape the Heat and the dust
Nah
for Better education n health facilities

OgidiBoy:
This is the kind of craziness that give Igbos in Houston a bad name, it says the bobo is buying her a Hummer but his there wearing a K-mart Levi's jean pants and Jacket in 2010

Oh gawd