₦airaland Forum

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=375905.msg5754116#msg5754116 date=1269385831]but i love to know nau? plz tell me, what is it called?[/quote]LOL . . . . its called kitty

@Ruky
Thank sis
Maybe it is photoshopped cuz i dnt see the reason why any girl in her right mind will allow some1 to take that pic.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=375905.msg5754089#msg5754089 date=1269385520]me that is a child of the Lawd, i dont even know what those are? wetin dem dey call dem again sef?  [/quote]tee hee hee
its better u dont knw whats it called, we wont want u corrupt now, wud we?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=375905.msg5754071#msg5754071 date=1269385291]be quiet! show us your own and let us see if it is not the same with that woman's[/quote]Not on ur life so Na2day shut ur yeye mouth abeg.
i knw that is the type u dig so feed on the pics

Somebody pls pass ME the a bucket i want to vomit

davidylan:
There are quite a lot of them. If you have a deg from the UK i dont think you shld have a problem unless it was in religious knowledge.

hehehehehehehehehehe . . . . imagine

eldee:
Convince you?? I'll be too busy watching 24 in the Lagos Traffic in my jeep to have time for you

*roll eyez*
u r too selfish sha

Ebonyeyes:
Good on them for doing the right thing. We had a 27yr old goon who got a girl pregnant and he claimed not to be mature enough to bring a kid into this world so he convinced the girl to get rid of it. If you are mature enough to stick your infested d33kstick in any hole then be ready to live with one of the sideeffects which is pregnancy.

Gbam.
If u dont use a condom wit a chic, u r tellin her if she gets pregnant u will take responsibilities. simple
so to answer your question OP, yes i think the guys did the right thing. No marriage is PERFECT

Krissykriss:
Chineesedoll, I just looked at your pic, and good lawd, u look as old as my mum (mum s gotta a 27yr old boy)! Thanks to your complexion & d paintings (u look like a girl). I look much better than u and Tope (with her heavy make up too). Thanks to NL, u girls get to talk to guys like me. Enjoy it while it lasts ladies.
Missy b, Must u talk to me? I've said it time without number, 'i dont like u cos u're too ugly for my liking'. U cant make me so quit trying.

Buahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . did anybody mention anything abt u not looking good?
low self esteem eh

Happy birthday
Many happy rtns

eldee:
It's quite easy . . . get your CV and your degree.
Take about three months and reconnect with your family and everyone you knew in high-school.
Always tell them you need a job and you've got a degree from Kent.

It doesn't have to be one or the other . . . you can even do some of the work from here.
I know guys that work in MTN and my uncle works for Chevron . . . he's got a house in the Lekki Office, official car and company paid cleaning.
All that 'illegal money' thing is stale abeg.

If you are really successful within three months maybe that might convince me.

davidylan:
that's not true. I forgot to tell you my uncle's wife also works in an oil company now and earns crazy money.

[b]Look many of you dont realise that having schooled abroad gives you an easier access to getting into these blue-chip companies back home that are looking for foreign trained nigerians.[/b]Why do you think the Dora's and co are going back to Nigeria?

I know that but apart from ur uncle's wife how many other chics do u know get that lucky without doing something she doesnt want to do?

davidylan:
check outside. Its there.

Nna, this is why i loff u

davidylan:
you're just consoling yourselves. I know an uncle who wont go abroad for anything in the world. His wife got a chance to move the family to Scotland and he refused. Today he has a house in the US paid for in cash, flies here and there like he's taking a taxi . . . all from a honest days work. Living abroad isnt all its cracked up to be.

Trust me, its easier for a guy to get a good paying job in naija compare to a woman. trust me i know

eldee:
That's what we tell ourselves . . . those guys at MTN know their money is as legal as weed in Holland.

Who? The customer service advicers??
Tell me, havent heard your friends in naija tellin u to come to naija cuz thats where money si now?? when u went, how many contracts they help u secure??


I have a gf who went to naija to work, she was tellin me to come to naija . . . blah blah
she is living VGC, driving a nice car. i was kinda tempted myself until another gf told me she can only afford the house n cars cuz she is dating her married oga but these chics wont tell u abt that part until u see it for urself. sooo ummmm . . . . . . maybe i might go there wen i retire or when i find a job where i wont have to be sexually harassed first.

chinesedoll:
Haba!!! Uncle, It has not gotten to this now
Respect your old age now.

Lmao
Nna he dey pain uncle pupa, no mind him jare

@david
I will come to daddy after u buy me the car i asked you.

Missy B:
I first talk am say this Krissysh1t run comot from Yaba Left.
What a male Chauvinist!!

U dey mind my uncle

eldee:
You obviously haven't gone to White City during the Christmas period . . . see guys speaking Pidgin to cashiers.

Lmafo
what i am tryin to say is that all these young guys with millions dont really have the money in a legal way n we both knw it.

Krissykriss:
@Tope, F.o.o.l!

Tee hee hee
i take am resemble u na

davidylan:
Her bf is truly an insensitive pig . . .

chic2pimp:
I Agree!!!

Thanks jare my brothers

davidylan:
you know me better than this tope. how long have we been together again?

together?? u just told me we r divorced.
dnt talk to me again sef

davidylan:
we divorced already.   bye bye

frosbel:
None of the above applies to me and yet I am not coming home , just yet.

Just because you chose to live there does not negate the fact that its in a dire state and needs a complete overhaul.

A rich man in a village of poor people does not make it a rich village unless he uses his wealth to develop and sustain his people

True that, i have no intentions of going home soon either.
All these millions naija ppl shout are usually lies abeg.

Krissykriss:
Tope, just listen to urself. Did u read this your comment before u posted it? Read it again cos u sounded like u are in your PMS & its not even your case/problem. God help your boyfriend!
I always say it, most girls are architects of their mens failures! Someone seeked sincere help & d 1st thing u said was "Is he (d boyfriend) a kid". I wonder how many times your boyfriend has heard this same word come outta your mouth. Poor fella.

Uncle pls shut up and give ur advice to ur future gf. ok? thank you

chinesedoll:
Once a player, always a player

I know, that david . . . . .

davidylan:
well since none of the above applies to me i guess i can return sometime soon. I know bluediva has something for me.

Na lie, what abt the last one criteria?
u think u can leave me n go?? think again Mr davidylan


@post
The way most ppl live in naija is nothing but plain madness

BlueDiva:
My advice,

If your village sponsored you abroad, stay put.
If you went through Libya and other land route, stay put.
If your father sold his house to send you out, stay put.
If you borrowed money to travel, stay put.
If you went as an asylum seeker, stay put.
If you won the visa lottery, stay put.
If you have no decent education stay put.
If marriage took you there, stay put.

All others, come home.!!!

Buahahahahahahahahaha

davidylan:
he deserves to be flogged. Come to daddy.

Tssk tssssk
I thot u've said bye bye to this flirting up n down?

chinesedoll:
You beat me to it!
was about asking that.


He should see an optometrist ASAP, excess fluid could lead to something else.

ROFL . . . . . U guys are mean sha

Cherechy:
My major problem is that it's ruining my rship. My boyfriend never understands. Every month during this period we fight alot, with him accusing me of using PMS as an excuse for everything. I so wish he'd be a little more accomodating especially as it's something i cannot control. I've advised him to look it up online to find out how other guys handle it, but he's being adamant.
I dont know what to do. As usually the fights make me more apprehensive, and exacerbates the situation.
I need advice from other ladies going through this and how they handle situations like mine in their relationships . Advice from the men are also welcome.

Is he a kid?
Why woud he think u use ur PMS as an excuse? do u have mood swings on normal dayz as well? if not then he need his head tested. cant stand insensitive guys.

I have mood wings too durin my PMS n my partner perfectly understand, it shud never even be an issue btn u two.

Have they complained to you that they are unhappy??

dayokanu:
Its a health condition.

Do you have health insurance?

*death*

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=417101.msg5747188#msg5747188 date=1269304310]I heard about one OSU babe that slept with an Alsatian dog of a white dude because of $$$
She didn't confess until she was moments away from her death. Apparently, she caught one rare infection but she died in the end.[/quote]Yuck!!!

davidylan:
probably not. But i'm sure glad to have been born male. I feel sorry for women sometimes. For all the false bravado this thread was meant to convey, you're still at the recieving end of society.

I aint gonna lie sometimes i wish was a guy as well.

ayettymama:
so what will daiting entail??

what are your prerequisuites for intercourse??

There are no rules to dating or sex but I think ppl shud have sex in a relationship when they feel the time is right , not because they feel pressured or think the other person will disappear if they don't, cuz person like that is not looking for a serious relationship in the first place and you are just another receptacle for him/her.

ayettymama:
hmmmm

lolz

so why should two adults sleep together then??
anti tope 2000

I can only speak for myself here. . . . . . i DO NOT DO casual intimacy.
if we aint dating 'for real', there aint gonna be se.x

stillwater:
Tope you need to hear when these Unilag girls are talking.
These men think they have game. I pity them.
Naija girls have wisened up.

oh trust me, sauron n co knew they were once some1's mugu
they are just fronting


@sauron
dont bring jenifa hia jare

stillwater:
It's not small money the girl is getting. All those designer bags she carries did not come out of 10kobbo. She must have billed the man DRY!!!!!!! So she's not cheap. Is it not Mugu number 1, 2, 3 they store these guys numbers on their phones? You guys think you've got game. Don't dare naija chics o.

Now thats another way of looking at it.

ayettymama:
some girls do it for wat tope??

finish ya sentecnce naa

wat makes them cheap??

cos u have said hackney girls are cheap

i want to hear the remains of your theory

Oh dang. . . . i am so sorry hun
I know u iz a classy mama
U knw some girls just sleep with men just because they want to. some dont really have reason. those are the ones that are cheap and i am talking abt naija chics in naija here.

davidylan:
My dear . . . even you know every woman (including you ma'am) has a price.

Yea but atleast dont be known as a cheerful giver


@sauron
Yes, some do it to feed their family n siblings

@Sauron
Shut up jare
Just because some women blv u guys lies doesnt mean she is cheap

Yes, most naija babes sleep with lots of guys cuz of poverty, some girls do it just because. . . . . .  those are the ones that are cheap in my opinion.