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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758947#msg4758947 date=1255908683]If i have a choice, i will not marry at all.
Today's women are more complex than solving equations with the Jacobi method.[/quote]But you do have a choice, simon cowell isnt married neither is george clooney and they seem pretty happy to me

kellorah:
Hahaha, stop generalising!
I just want to know right there and then what the problem is, so I know how to react to u the next morning.

And I like to go to bed in peace, instead of worrying my wee head. And I wouldn't like him to go to bed mad @ me, and vice versa. That Neyo song is like an eye-opener. You might die in your sleep sef. . .lol [ok, I'm taking it too far but, just trying to put my point across]

Same here

eldee:
Believe me, that's simple anger management.
Anger brings out more bullshit from a man's mouth than vodka.

If everyone walks away when things get tough and approach the problem with a settled mind after some time, the world will be a better place.

For the first time on this thread, i agree with you. lol

kellorah:
Na, I prefer to sort things out right there and then.

I wont want to go to sleep, for example, without knowing what's really on your mind-if, for example, uve just said something to me, that obvious demands an explanation. I really don't care if your too annoyed to talk about it, lol.

OMG, Who are u?
I am totally like that but one thing i have learned is its better to leave it till u have both cool down

Maximatic:
My. Supportive and atikulat3 NAIRALANDERS! Need your ADVICE. . .i hav a calabar g.f meet her @ a concert then we bcame intimate. . .1 day i invited her 2 my krib i startd noticin sum changes she was lookin @ my zipper. . .then i responded 2 d stimulus then she headed 4 my privates startd eatin it lik a cone of ice.cream,when she waz thru she sat on top of me and started doin it til i cum!she didnt stop she stil brought out my. . .startd suckin on and on and on til d next day. . .nxt day d same. . .she complains i cant go 10rounds what can i do.

Buahahahahahahaha . . . . . u don meet ur death. ekpele ooo

POSAKOSA1:
Best way to get over an EX is to kill'em

Death

@topic
U have to make up ur mind to get over it. . . . . and meet new suitors

Thats another one, Run away wen conversation gets heated.
And u guys say we are immature? Abeggggggggggggi

eldee:
Yeah . . . 'I am busy' is what I use when I'm too annoyed to talk to you right now.
It saves me from saying things I will need to apologise for.

Now that i can appreciate but some guys just say it because he just doesnt want to talk to u, to me that means i dnt mean shit u or i dnt matter

eldee:
I'm saying it's immature to go into a Kanye West rant just because your boyfriend (with whom you chatted on IM) says he's to busy to call.
It's as bad as immature goes.

No its not, Most men use that i am BUSY bullshit, and most the time u aint doing shyte

kellorah:
Lol Ok Tope, I think u shud take it easy haha More curse u know. Pity dem small nau

There is nothing more that i hate than guy leading n stringing a girl along wen u know u have dont have any intentions watsoeva 4 her

kellorah:
Anyways, I'm one of these people who believe that EVERYTHING happens for a reason/God knows best, so I just take days as they come. I'm tired of bothering myself bout tomorrow, only for that thing to end up not being a bother the next day lol.

BEST WAY to live
I dnt bother myself abt 2moro, it will sort itself out. let me just enjoy today


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758823#msg4758823 date=1255907044]Take it easy,  Haba!!![/quote]Easy? u berra dnt let me add more curse abeg

kellorah:
Is Eldee saying it is immature to act like your not bothered when your bf doesn't call u for a while?! LOL.
I'm confused.

Eldee is confused, he is just using the word maturity anyhow forgetting we are human being with feelings

kellorah:
And I hate guys that lead chicks on. So unfair!! God sha will punish them someday.

A to men

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758793#msg4758793 date=1255906711]I know that's what you meant but i am saying she only KILLS guys who fall in love easily.[/quote]Oh . . . . and who are u tryin to deceive that u dnt fall in love easily. All that dark lord sauron doesnt fool me one bit

kellorah:
Lol, I have o!! But he's currently messing up. He's confused. And I'm not being patient with him.

Biko continue to have patience . . . . .Its in their DNA to mess up at one point.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758786#msg4758786 date=1255906589]Next wetin?
I am untouchable. . . . .I don't fall in love randomly. [/quote]Love ke, i mean KILL

kellorah:
LMAO!!!! U no well.
I'm sorry for scaring u but, it's just the way I am.
To survive in this world I had to toughen up. . . .I've still got a heart o!

Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . Now i can exhale.
I still have faith in u then I think u havent found the guy that wud sweep u off ur feet ma'am

kellorah:
I'm 100% female abeg.
I don't trust people on NL sha, so I wont blame u if u still think I'm male. But Lalaboi (if u know him on here) is my witness, and Bluspice too.

I blv u and its because u mention my lil sis bluespice o but really how do u do it. U sound COLD, i dey fear u

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758758#msg4758758 date=1255906356]A serial KILLER!!!! [/quote]Na u talk am.
you are her next JOB

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758736#msg4758736 date=1255906155]She's a babe, abeg.
I know her across the street. . . . .Her real name is Keisha. [/quote]LOL, she iant and if she is, she def one of those emotionless babes o . . . . she scares me


@Eldee
If u mention maturity again, i will punch u for mouth o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758681#msg4758681 date=1255905585]Dang it!!!!
Whats your name again? Tope and co. . . . .are you reading this? [/quote]Sharap jor . . . . .Did sly tell u i suffocate him?

kellorah:
LMAO!! Like u knew my name b4. . .joker!

But on the real though, u guys are trying lmao. . . . there's only so much one can take.

I dont blv kellorah is a female, stillwarra u with me?

kellorah:
I don't consider myself emotional when in love. . . . Maybe I'm weird.
I try not to be like other girls as I feel sorry for guys when chicks suffocate them with all that emosh ish.

Yes u are weird

maedan:
Sauron, davidylan & TOPE2000, don't get me wrong, of course you can't love a stranger, but you can "fall" for a girl after meeting her, you get talking and you realise she's your kind of girl . Then you chase her in earnest so as not to risk missing such a good catch. By then you're head over heels and pray for a positive response. So if she says no, you try to recoup and move on. And if she says yes, then oh happy day .

oh, now i understand where u coming from

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758582#msg4758582 date=1255904317]SLY must learn to share. [/quote]Well he can cuz we have an open relationship

maedan:
You, (davidylan & Sauron) men are funny. How can you "toast" a girl you're not in love with?? So it's a case of if you fancy her or find her attractive, you ask her out, and only fall in love with her after the relationship is established (God, I hate that word, it's so mean ). Relationships of nowadays ehhn .

Ok, i am girl also and i disagree with that statement. Guys ask girls out because they were attracted to them not because they love them.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758551#msg4758551 date=1255903968]All this for TOPE2000?
Tope must say "I DO" tonight otherwise heads will roll. [/quote]Ahhhh pity, i already said I DO to sly, my darling loffer

eldee:
I think I wanna spend the rest of my life with you

U will die of lovinjitis
There was a typo in my previous post. . . i meant i cant date a guy that cant show me his emotions  

stillwater:
Abi. Sometimes I say, "say something sweet to me",  and he goes a-pouring his undying love . It doesn't remove any bone from me neither make me less of a human.

I say that too but demand i love u and cant live without u? nah
i wont tell him what to say, let him make up his own thing

davidylan:

But you joined them when they were lambasting naija men for not being romantic.

Oh im sorry na typo . . .i meant cant show me his emotions
i hate emotionless guys

davidylan:
they are babies, even the ones you think are emotionally competent. The level of grey matter is what differentiates the good from the retarded.

Yes so we are babies in a way, we want to be pampered n loved all the time

eldee:
It's sickening, last time I had a chic like that, I was in high school.
All dem , high cell phone bill kinda chics are teenagers in grown women's bodies.

lolz
Some girls just love hearing it all the time but honestly i cant be with a man that show me his emotions anymore o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758459#msg4758459 date=1255903096]The poster is too young to travel by herself. [/quote]U iz crazy

stillwater:
I'm obsessed with keeping the weight ON!!!! If I don't, I'll end up on medication.

another lucky biatch . . .Dang

davidylan:
what's wrong with that?

i dnt demand i love u oo, if he loves me, he will tell me and he never disappoint

eldee:
My honest opinion . . . an immature woman like this poster is a man's biggest turnoff.
'I want him to tell me he loves me, he didn't' . . . boo hoo

Lmao . . .does women still demand an I LOVE YOU from their bfs? na wa o

Vicade is just one of her die hard fans

chiogo:
Honestly, don't even know what hourglass is. Yeah, I'll say it's the same as curvy. 

Na . . . .halle berry is an hourglass, while beyonce is curvy hun

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=339506.msg4758318#msg4758318 date=1255901672]Jesus Wept!!!!! [/quote]why?

whitelexi:
Where there's competition, there's a winner and many losers

lmao

chiogo:
Ah, ok. Well, I call "slender and slim" skinny. lol

big difference o
Its like sayin hourglass n curvy are the same

davidylan:
eldee, i think this depends on what type of "maturity" we are talking about here. That a woman constantly seeks reassurance and attention from her man does not mean she is not mature enough to handle other issues. You're the man here . . . emotionally you should be the leader. The bond built by you too will be far far stronger than with a woman who can deal with not speaking to you for 2 weeks in a row. It may initially sound more appealing since you are relatively freer but eventually u'll always wonder if she truly cares about you.

Amen bro, i feel you on that